Coworkers start talking about video games

>coworkers start talking about video games

My manager always ask me about video games, keeps telling me to get an Xbox one to play with him.

>The guy at work that talks too much and everyone dislikes comes into the break room wearing a mass effect hoodie and waits for people to ask him what that logo means

Tell him mass effect a shit.

>coworkers are even bigger sperglord dorks than I am
>they still only play the most casual agrbage

>showing your power level
that guy is so insufferable, if he knew I was into vidya I would need to quit and find a new job

>coworkers talk about having fun with videogames
>I haven't even finished a game since Bloodborne

>all my coworkers are college dropouts who have seemingly given up on life despite being in their 20's

this guy i met in school refers to me as sempai, he's a huge weeb
his powerlevel is so high i've never met anyone like it
literally any single obscure reference he would know.

what should i do

maybe he just wants to fuck ur tiny ass

he wants you to fuck his boipussi obviously

Im one of the youngest in my deparment and Im 27

>oh you play video games, user? what do you play?
What is the appropriate response in this situation?

Solitaire and Space Cadet Pinball.

artificial academy

Tell him to buy you one so you can play. And fuck.

"Video games are for fucking nerds."

ITT: socially retarded people
Seriously the world is not Sup Forums. Dont tell these people that play overwatch all day every day that they play a game specifically designed for numales. Contain your spagetti

>Coworker is a mustard
>He's actually not a twat

Are mustards on Sup Forums just terrible people or something?

Overwatch, Fifa, Call of Duty, Madden, League

As a guy that plays a lot of single player games, I fucking hate this question. What they really mean is; What multilayer games do you spend your time on

CoC

Ecksdee Ecksdee
*wink wink*

>coworkers keep trying to talk to me

>find out that a co-worker plays video games
>exclusively play pubg and cs

every fucking time

I play Labo on my Nintendo Switch!

Girls emotions

Every time I meet some "gamer" they play almost strictly AAA titles on Xbawx or PS4.

I don't even play super obscure shit most of the time, but there's a lot of games that are PC only, or considerably better on it that I'm looking to play with people - except everyone is a damn console fag.

>tfw I'm the oldest in my department.
>29
>Retail hell

>just want to do my job and go home
>get labeled the creep who hates everyone
Every time.

>send email to someone for some data
>boss asks me why I didnt just call her
>tell her I dont like people
Was a pretty derp thing to say but her reaction was funny as hell. She couldnt handle it

>her reaction was funny as hell. She couldnt handle it
what was her reaction exactly? laughter?

One recent fellow started talking to me about Mass Effect Andromeda. I told him I bought it for $20 at the store, but even then am having second thoughts and considering a refund because it's garbage. He insists it's good and unironically started talking about the romance options in the series.

I tried to defuse it and made a joke about how Ashley in the original game went from passable to MtF Tranny looking, and how it was especially funny going to visit her in the hospital for the one questline when you see her looking particularly monstrous with her 'new look'.

Then he kept going on about Cora's perfect 'pepperoni' shaped nipples and I had to walk away. It was fucking uncomfortable.

>keep lying to my coworkers about my past
>told everyone a different lie that all contradict each other
>slowly anticipating the day where they all approach me for the truth

I'll just tell them Zelda since that's the most mainstream of the game series that I genuinely like. That way I can retain some powerlevels while never having to resort to lying. Usually they've either never heard of it or they commend me on good taste.

>The guy at work that talks too much and everyone dislikes, is also fat, smelly and lazy and constantly talks about video games and clearly lusts after every single girl that enters his line of sight

Oh, you know, this and that. TrapQuest, Starless, Meltys Quest. I'm really looking forward to Maggot Baits.

>you'll get fired over this either way
don't screen cap this, it's not an interesting post

No she just didnt know what to say. I think for a second she thought "does that mean he dislikes me too?" and there was jsut a moment of awkward silence

if his power level is so high
and you're his senpai
then... that can only mean...

>Tell everyone at work I am writing a book
>Not actually writing a book

Dont use reverse psychology on me, ill do what i want

>tell the truth about being a virgin with a small dick at work
>everyone thinks I am lying

based kitchen bros

>23
>told someone I was a virgin and I don't give a shit about being a virgin or relationships in general
>they think im lying about being a virgin

wtf? you'd think their response would be something like "you sound jealous/mad about being a virgin"

what

It's odd right. I mean I guess it's good that I don't come off as some desperate virgin creep.

At least if they accuse you of lying you know that it's within reason that you could get laid

"Mostly I play with my girlfriend's cock."

>coworkers
who?

>That guy that everyone hates but keeps thinking he can somehow turn you to his side and asks if you hate your other coworkers

fuck off and do your job anthony

I am yet to find someone else who knows what dragon quest is.

>Coworkers try to get me drunk
No fuck off Samantha I don't drink because I don't want to hurt anyone

Angry drunk?

"Battle raper"

>One coworker brings up videogames a lot
>Every time anyone discusses games, he wrangles the conversation towards Breath of the Wild and how he thinks it was shit and overrated
>300 lb 39 year old virgin

Found you, Sup Forums

Report him to your boss saying you looked up what it was and saw a bunch of gay and tranny porn

...

Assetto Corsa, Red Orchestra 2, Empire: Total War

This, for god's sake, why do the worst spergs have the most pedestrian taste?

That's a poor excuse faggot. You know what she's after.

Air Traffic Control Simulator 2019: Concrete Edition

>co-workers start talking about video games
>complain the entire time about how weeb games are mysoginistic and fan servicy

Fun times.

>at work, waiter at an event
>total loser with no friends
>two chad bartenders clearing up
>overhear them talking
>they're hitting it off
>call of duty, overwatch, fifa
>AAA EA trash like SW: BF
>consoles

they probably play like 30 minutes of FIFA and leave their console on standby while they go out and crush pussy

just killme

>not doing so and getting brownie points with your boss
Reminder to always make friends with your bosses to get all the sweet perks at work.

>Samantha
Such a semen-demon name. She wants the D. Give the succubus what she wants.

I've encountered that at work. My answer is always I want everything documented. It's way to CYA. My boss loves me for that. At the end of the day, it's a job and you want everything documented and professional.

why don't you kill yourself

>work with a bunch of older and/or married women
>they always tell me how sweet I am and when I bring dishes to potlucks how good my cooking is
>say how lucky Ill make some woman some day
j-jokes on them he he

because I'm well read and enlightened enough to know it's not the end

look at them and get inspired
you need to turn into a chad, user.

Clean your room, lobster!

Instead of making an anonymous post about me on Sup Forums, maybe you should bring it up to my face if you have any grievances.

>coworkers start talking

Jordan redpilled me on IQ, there are no life outcomes for me, he literally shrugs off the immutability of IQ - so fuck JP, he's for 120IQ whites with futures, hes redpilled on on 'excluded males' (his words) (ethnic minorities)

I'm doomed to a life of slavery and isolation, no way around it, good luck to you though

>be community college instructor
>have early college students in my class
>literal high school students in a college level class
>five night at Freddie's shirts
>kingdom heart shirts
>star wars shirts
>they play switch before class starts
>can hear bings, wahoo's, and autistic yelling from my office
>mfw they ask me if I play any vidya
>say no and tell them to put away their toy
>start lecture
feels good

...

that was also partially my reasoning but she started with "politics" about appearing more interested and engage people directly and shit.

>Sup Forums are wagies

hehe

nobody likes you simon, please kys

I know this feel but in med school

>OP starts talking about literally anything BUT video games

I play racing sims and not much else

Well Sup Forums isn't a video game board.

>being jealous of plebs
You disgrace us all

You're gay?

>don't talk to anyone at work
>just do my job and go home
>everyone hates me and thinks I'm a retard

inb4 trap

>coworker puts pepe in his emails

>dont talk much in big groups
>just do my job, dont go to all the presentations and shit
>For some reason people think Im super smart

Kids these days. Amirite?

>be autistic
>don't know how to talk to people because grew up in isolation with no parents
>everyone thinks I'm a retard because I can't socialize even though I do everyone's job better than they can
>tfw work doesn't speak for yourself but rather how well you can carry a conversation

Im like a foot taller then him.

No just a hopeless wizard

I know this feel all too well.

Not a faggot.

You're super smart for not wasting your time with that shit

Haha, jokes on you, I work in a video game QA office!

>Have a job interview for an important travelling app
>They ask about my hobbies and studies
>Mention that apart from finishing my economics degree I'm studying video game programming
>They ask for my video game tastes
>Say I enjoy metroid and Doom franchises
>Get hired
uuhh

I hate that so much. It doesnt matter how good of a job you do. You just have tosuck your own dick well enough to get ahead. ANd then you have a bunch of people in charge who dont know shit about anything but atleast they can blow their own horn well enough

I was asked this and, judging by their reactions and me asking them what's the big deal, turns out that virginity in a man is a desirable trait for some girls. Who would've thought?