>canadian level
>no enemies
Canadian level
>canadian level
>every character is chinese
>canadian level
>Game over screen every time you kill an enemy
>canadian level
>"This is the world's first post-gameplay video game"
>canadian level
>multi-year heist boosting millions of dollars worth of product from the SMSR (Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve)
>canadian level
>Mr Lahey fucks everything up
>canadian level
>frenchies act like uppity bitches again
>Canadian level
>Can only play as "female" or "other"
HEY! Know what, fair.
>canadian level
>game freezes for 20 minutes when you pick up a medkit
>canadian level
>enemies are immune to chlorine
>canadian level
>every npc is nice and polite
>every npc talks shit in your back as soon as you go away
>John Dunsworth is dead
He's liquor in heaven now
> Canadian Walking Simulator
>canadian forest level
>guy cracking a bear open in the distance
>canadian deus ex level
>mini crossbow darts replaced with cigarettes
>canadian level
>everyone is complacent and lacks any semblance of national pride
Fuck this country sometimes țbh. It's really nice here and we usually have a good standard of living, but no one gives a fuck.
Where you livin' fampai?
>Canadian level
>Way points are 40 minutes away.
>be american
>talk to guy in vancouver
>"I'm not proud of my country because my country has never done anything worth being proud of"