Canadian level

>canadian level
>no enemies

>canadian level
>every character is chinese

>canadian level
>Game over screen every time you kill an enemy

>canadian level
>"This is the world's first post-gameplay video game"

>canadian level
>multi-year heist boosting millions of dollars worth of product from the SMSR (Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve)

>canadian level
>Mr Lahey fucks everything up

>canadian level
>frenchies act like uppity bitches again

>Canadian level
>Can only play as "female" or "other"

HEY! Know what, fair.

>canadian level
>game freezes for 20 minutes when you pick up a medkit

>canadian level
>enemies are immune to chlorine

>canadian level
>every npc is nice and polite
>every npc talks shit in your back as soon as you go away

>John Dunsworth is dead

He's liquor in heaven now

> Canadian Walking Simulator

>canadian forest level
>guy cracking a bear open in the distance

>canadian deus ex level
>mini crossbow darts replaced with cigarettes

>canadian level
>everyone is complacent and lacks any semblance of national pride
Fuck this country sometimes țbh. It's really nice here and we usually have a good standard of living, but no one gives a fuck.

Where you livin' fampai?

>Canadian level
>Way points are 40 minutes away.

>be american
>talk to guy in vancouver
>"I'm not proud of my country because my country has never done anything worth being proud of"