>friend is a 40y/o computer illiterate >Always talk about being highly skilled with computer just because he was fixing antenna and TV back in he day >Bought a 1800 dollars laptop 7month ago >Play shitty hidden object on his gaming laptop >Said laptop is clogged with an unspeakable number of trash application >Tried installing him some recent games for him lately >He play with the arrow key, use the mouse on his pants, and have to pause the game to find the other key mid action >Still, he usually simply play with the mouse only. Using mouse 2 to walk in fps. >most of the time he forgot to close the last game he was playing and open another one, last time he was playing splinter cell with Dishonored running in the background >Game usually ran with a disgusting latency and the gpu is running at 100% speed, probably being raped by some minecoins virus >Can't force him to clean his shit, say he "know what he's doing" and don't find curious to have boderland 2 running at 20fps in 2018 on some gaming laptop
Do you have any horror story to share too?
Christian Foster
>horror stories to share yes, youre spelling
Camden Morris
I knew I wasn't good enough with English. I'm jealous of nativefag.
Care to fix my shit so I can learn from my mistake?
David Jackson
You can always use google translate, user.
Charles Gonzalez
auto-correct?
Brandon Clark
English is not my native language as well but at least I put some effort into learning it and I always proofread before publishing unlike you, you lazy lousy beaner
Isaiah Williams
Yeah yeah, so anyway you're willing to give me some corrections or something?
I don't have time to learn a tongue destined to fall in less than 50 years. English is big now but is goin to disappear and be replaced by superior Chinese and french.
Grayson Harris
La criatura...
David Cooper
ontario sucks
Leo Hughes
>superior Chinese and french Or maybe everybody should drop their shitty languages and learn the supreme Finnish language where you actually pronounce things like they are written.
Asher Rogers
Too bad it sound like a dick making out with a jar of mayonnaise.
Samuel Gonzalez
>English is not my native language as well What else isn't your native language?
Jaxson Murphy
>most of the time he forgot to close the last game he was playing and open another one, last time he was playing splinter cell with Dishonored running in the background How does one do that? Alt+tab out of the first game or does he play them windowed and somehow clicks himself out of it?
Jayden Price
He have a lot of health, drugs and mental issues. For example he can talk the entire night with you even if you're not even responding or reacting, so unsurprisingly he handle a computer like a dead monkey on cocaine. It's not even funny to watch, just sad.
Aiden Rodriguez
>Always talk(s)... back in (t)he day >Bought a(n) 1800 dollar( no s) >(He) plays (otherwise it implies you were playing them) >He play(s) ... arrow key(s), use(s)... and ha(s) to pause >simply play(s)... Use(s) >he for(gets)... and open(s) >run(s) with a > say(s) he "know(s) ... do(esn't) find (it) curious
The biggest issue you have is with verbs. In this case current ones. It runs, he runs, she runs. But theres a difference to keep in mind between what he does, and what he's doing. If you're saying something like "My friend does the dumbest shit, this is what he does", then you add -s and say something like "He run(s) multiple games at once." "He say(s) he knows what he's doing", or "He do(es) some really dumb shit". If you're describing something he's doing at this second, you use -ing and say something like "He is running multiple games at once" "He is saying, he knows what hes doing" or "He is doing some stupid shit".
Keep in mind the word "do" and its forms "did, does, and doing." But for you mostly "does". If he DOES something, then add -s. There are some exceptions like "punch", becomes "punches." But you learn those over time.
Owen Rogers
American educations strikes again
Oliver Wilson
>part of uni gaming club >apple-obsessed poorfag just got the latest macbook whatever >"yeah it costed me over $9,000 but it's still better than a PC xD" >he's playing CSGO in Wine at 12fps with the touchpad >a week later the macbook has a busted screen and is falling apart I feel sorry for the person he stole that macbook from,
Justin Reed
John Fox, is that you?
Caleb Jackson
Holy shit this is even worse than what I thought, I'll stop posting from now and take some English class
Ayden Cook
I've distanced myself from the technologically incapables of my generation. I know a lot of people who are so-so and some who would be borderline inept but no one that would be 'horrible' to contemplate. I know the type, however, of people this take. My mother takes the cake, but not with technology. She 'knows what she's doing' with pyramid-selling schemes and homeopathic subscriptions. She's also a natural hoarder. No amount of helping and wrist-twisting works, and if there is ever a change it fades away as soon as anyone turn their back to her.
Christopher Rodriguez
>class(es) You didn't use it wrong, I just think you need more than one.
Nicholas Wilson
lmao
Colton Lee
you need to learn city dialect sometimes >bought a is actually heard in the fucking city, depending on who you talk to, and it makes half of OP's phrasing proper enough
Eli Carter
It's fine. The people criticizing you literally have more spelling errors than you.
Brandon Howard
I hate when people do this shit, especially in this day and age where everyone has internet on their phone. No excuse to be an ignorant dumbass, but apparently most people choose to be one.
Kayden Allen
>I need to speak like a retard No thanks. I refuse to acknowledge something as proper English when its not. Maybe it IS a dialect, but its not proper English. Nobody I know would say "a 18000" unless they were uneducated or an idiot who doesn't care how to speak properly.
Colton Smith
Aikuislukioon siitä.
Jack Myers
>Do you have any horror story to share too? 1 2 3 4
Ryan Gonzalez
Nah, keep posting, only way to really learn is through prac app.
Tyler Gutierrez
DELETE THIS
Jordan Wilson
>>He play with the arrow key That's somthing i have always prefered over the WASD keys, IMO. Maybe it's due to some obsessive compulsive tendencies, but using the arrow keys is more logical to me than some random letters. Whenever the control allow it, I will try to really on the arrow keys.
Nicholas Parker
denny?
Joseph Carter
I... I've been here to long...
Dylan Rodriguez
There was a black Mirror episode that reminded me of this.
Nolan Hill
No you haven't.
Jason Kelly
>2008 I would've left if I could've
Wyatt Flores
Never fails to trigger me.
Brandon Young
Is it the Stupid fucktard sister with equally fucktarded mother that called a locksmith break into user chest to take his laptop when sisters own lappy got strangled by limewire viruses? If it is, picture very related.
Asher Gomez
What do you think user?
Christian Jones
That's pretty damn common reference though...
Adrian Price
>English is not my native language as well but at least I put some effort into learning it and I always proofread before publishing unlike you, you lazy lousy beaner English is not my native language either but at least I put some effort into learning it and I always proof read before publishing unlike you, you lazy lousy beaner.
Joseph Cook
Well ain't you jus' a smug piece o'shit you fuckin' ne'er-do-well.