>hear a clicking sound coming from PC
Hear a clicking sound coming from PC
>Your sexy mother takes you by the hand and leads you to her bed
>Your beautiful sister loses the bet and begins sulkily unbuttoning her blouse
>launch EA game
>loud-pitched whine
>gets louder and louder until you realize it's coming from your pc and not far away outdoors
>lonely virgin derails a thread
>drop a big shart on the ground
A thread not even related to video games. This is a tech thread.
>"loud" pitch instead of high
Fuck it, I keep forgetting not to post when I'm loud
>the items you use to play video games aren't related to video games
This is just a subtle sonybro thread anyway.
>>lonely virgin derails a thread
I was mocking OP for his incredibly banal and low-effort thread, which isn't even related to videogames.
This good news. It mean your computer know de wey
Just maaturbate bro and you won’t be socially needy to post gay shit
>turn on computer
>hardisk makes a constant sound like a sony goldboy has hidden inside and just spotted my Link trap collection
How long does it have boys?
OH MY GOD
this is the best thread I've ever been in.
OP is so charismatic and the anonymous replies are so clever and funny hehe, I'm having a blast reading through all of the comments here, I even called my mother to read it because she likes silly stuff on facebook so I though she would enjoy these as well and regardless to say she was giggling like a maniac, it's so fun.
I LOVE THIS PLACE and I can't wait to see what OP will come up next time. What do you guys think it will be? Personally I don't really care, this forum is so fun anything OP posts next is guaranteed to be as joyous as this thread has been. Cheers!
-Mike.
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no, you were just being a faggot who decided to assist in reducing the board to shitposting and more retardation
we're all so proud of you, nigger
In what sense was OP's thread worth posting? What responses did he expect to garner "Wow, I sure hate it when that happens, OP!"
kek
>launch switch
>hears no sound
>get to enjoy games cinematically at 30fps
>portable
Lmao pcfags
*click*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED TO BACK UP MY DAT-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M LOSING MY PORN
*SCRRRRRAAAATCHZZZZZBZZZZZZ*
NONONONO NOOOOO FUCK I HAD ALL KINDS OF PORN ON THERE PLEASE GOD NOOOOO!!!!
*Bzzzzz click*
FUCK!
>play chess titans on level 10
>every time AI moves a piece computer emits some sort of screech
Does this count as a gore post?