Character creator

>character creator
>load up on tattoos, piercings, and other body mod
>IRL vanilla, preppy collegefag

Which fantasy do you only live out in vidya?

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being a girl

Bimbo in saint row 3.

>I like to pretend that I can actually grow a beard

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By beard I hope you mean full beard. Not any of this half assed patchy nechbeard shit.

Qt redhead girl

obviously.

>try to grow a beard, dont shave for 6 months
>looks like somebody glued a patches of pubes to my face

>meanwhile, soymales can grow something like this in a month.

its not fucking fair guys

>tfw can grow full beard except tiny spot under my lip
feels bad man

Being a catgirl.

You DID buy Fallout 4, right, user?

A 6 foot bearded guy that looks like a Viking or a pirate with an eye patch on him if it's possible.

In real life I'm a 5'11 wage slave with a Viking beard.

I guess it's obvious which has more soy (a.k.a estrogen) in their diet then isn't it?

Me on the right

>character creator
>pick non human race if optional
>roll female often
>load up on cosmetics that makes them look appealing to me while sticking somewhat true to their ingame race aesthetic
>IRL 6'2 tall black male

See my problem is I grow too much beard. The hair would go all the way up to my eyes and all the way down to my collarbone.

why are men objectively hotter than women
who would want to fuck a clown with droopy sandbags

Every time I play a game with a character creator I feel compelled to play as an obese black man with a rocking mustache

I can't crossdress because my beard grows way too fast.

>he doesn't want to play with a clown's balloon animals

I like playing as a cool guy that people want to talk to and has the guts to talk to people.

Beards that are long look and are awful.

I'm not even gay and I'll admit that's pretty hot.

Maybe if I close my eyes and pretend the one on the right is a girl with tattoos and boobs, and... Yeah, nah. That's too gay.

Just generally being confident, extroverted, loud-mouthed, and cocky. I'm also way less timid about flirting.

Yeah I don't really like girls, I would rather fuck a man's ass.

>I'm not even gay and I'll admit that's pretty hot.
Sorry my dude but your gayness level is off the gaydar.

I would. Women bodies are magical looking.

>no homo

Beards are for chinlets, manly jawline beats a faggy looking beard any day.

same

yeah girls have cooties

skeleton

I do this somewhat too, I just wish more games had gameplay mechanics tied to race, gender, appearance in general. I sometimes play as a female character in rpgs with the hope that it'll actually alter gameplay, which is a fantasy that is quickly dashed.

mattering to somebody

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I usually do the same thing. Even better if there's also an option to be a more 'monstrous' race, like orc or lizardman.

got a beard but for me it's a non-soyboy jawline, always make it chiseled Arnold-tier

Muscles. Plain and simple. I'm a massive sucker for the noble Barbarian archetype.
I'm gonna get there one day...

Biggest gay bear guy, smallest jacked or fat dwarf guy, or short qt.

IRL I'm a tall skinny-fat fuck and could be a bear if I put any effort into it, but I don't.

>mouth agape soy slurping effeminate numales can grow full thick beards
>I have patchy shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

same. there should be more games with an option to seduce men (especially creepy old men)

I like to have mods that makes the body thick and hairy.

please kill yourself

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It's the way the guy on the left is positioning his face into the other guys chest. It's adorable as fuuck.

No homo.