What characters have canonically had penises inside of them?

What characters have canonically had penises inside of them?

Your mom

Shiida

well, you're not wrong

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What characters are canonically illiterate?

Op

Well I literally had a dream that I was raped by a nigger if that counts. Otherwise, no.

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Is this what people mean when they say they are living the dream?

Me in real life.

I mean her children had to come from somewhere

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>Shiida

Pick either Sheeda or Caeda, user.

>not posting superior PURE mommy

I read OP's post as what characters have penises

that's not what this thread is for

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Cloud is pure

everyone's mom has had a penis inside them

But I like Junko. I hate the pedobait you posted.

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no shit lad

oh i thought you meant kanako

Johnny, Don Corneo, Barret, Cloud... Tifa is a turboslut

slut

me

Why does she always look so greasy?

Every single cute character has had one or multiple penises at some point in their lives OP. Don't delude yourself.

What about the gay ones

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Well, but Nino is canonical since her children are in FE6

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never noticed her head was tiny and her legs were loooooooooooong

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I busted inside my gf Lori's tight pucker one (1) billion times.

not video games

Two video games

She even gets BLACKED onscreen if you get grabbed by rodin in his bullshit fight.

>tfw eternal virgin outside of games
if only I had an obsessive evil yandere gf

Lyn and Ninian.
Hector and Eliwood's canonical wives.

Sorry, I forgot about that trash. I meant awful and irrelevant.

esto

stupid spic

No clue why they didn't just make eliwood+ninian canon already. I mean she was basically inches away from his dick the whole game.

>spic
What?

I want to touch her breastplate

stupid republican

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She has six fingers.

a whole lot of Fire Emblem characters, I mean any mother with children in any fiction that doesn't feature fertilization in vitro has, canonically, had a penis ejaculating inside of them. your character's mother in Pokémon Blue Version, for instance.

of course how do you think she's sells stuff so cheap? she gets everything for a six finger discount

She's Mexican.

Merchant magic, she grew one to do faster counting on the spot.

>tfw I have to live with the trauma of not being able to save my dad from being fucked by my mom

explain.

but Sue is clearly Lyn and Rath's daughter

Based on how old her kids were, at what age was Nino impregnated?

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At 16, which is acceptable for a medievalesque setting

Faggot.

What is wrong with you?

>anyone who likes Tharja is Raul
/feg/ was a mistake. Fucking retard.

Trips back on

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