Why did I become a slug?

Why did I become a slug?

Some deep metaphorical bullshit that doesn't matter at all.

So that you could truly ascend to godhood.

It's lovecraftian you dumb faggot, brailelets like you should be fucking shot.

I got the same reaction. A roommate and I debated what this could possibly mean in the story. And all we came up with is that the story has half baked themes of rebirth, and that this was connected with it somehow. Still no idea why you become an eldritch god, or what the meaning of it was.
The world of Bloodborn is pretty solid, but whenever the player character comes into things, shit just goes sideways.

you became the new Moon Presence but you're still just a baby so you look like a slug

baby god being taken care of by mommy doll best end

>spend whole game filling your mouth with Cthulhu's semen
>"hurr why am I turning into a squid??"
seriously nigga

Alright, "why" was probably the wrong question. "what's the fucking meaning" is a better expression of my confusion.

Gonna slide right into that doll

Life is simply unfair.

You're joking, right? You got the secret ending and don't understand any of the plot? neat.

So the Doll could use your slimy tentacles to pleasure herself.

What do you mean what was the meaning? Literally what did you mean by this?

Religitards BTFO again

God I wish that were me

Why is the doll still animated after the Moon Presence was rekt, is a better question

Because a new, much powerful divine entity is keeping the dream going:
____you___

kek

>"what's the fucking meaning"

Fuck off Arthouse, there's no meaning. There doesn't have to be meaning. You turned into a baby god because fuck it, you killed him you get to be him. Santa Clause shit right here motherfucker.

Bet you and your roommate probably hotboxed yourselves with your own farts to explain the meaning behind the subtle aromas too. Fag.

It's... dificult to convey in simpler words, the motives are rather complex

Why the hell would you not want to accend to godhood?

Afterall if you go back outside you will die from your disease anyways.

In theory the character that attains this ending intentionally uncovered as much eldritch knowledge to ascend like other have before him.
The player might just be an idiot that used three umbilical cords to get the secret ending though.

It's just a prank, bro

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SQUID MORTY

BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

But why would you keep it going when it only shackles hunters into a bloodcrazy an unendding nightmare?

how does anyone look at plain doll and call her their waifu? looks straight up like narcissa wright.

>meaning

There is no "meaning", you fucking imbecile, it's cause and effect, that's all. Not everything needs to have some sort of a hidden message or a lesson, although I guess if you had the brain to see one in it, it would be "Don't eat eldritch shit".

Never played this game but what the hell is up with her fingers?

Denial

>ywn be transformed into a slug and then used as a sex toy for free use by the doll

jdimsa

She's Plain Doll. She's a doll. They're ball-jointed fingers.

She is a Doll.

Maybe everyone else besides Slug-You and the Doll awaken
Or not, fuck those guys. You are the God of the dream now, do what you want.

This thread needs more doll joints.

>Still no idea why you become an eldritch god

Given the option, why not?

You want to know the concrete reason why someone who's motivations and thoughts you do not know becomes part of a race who's motives and thoughts are not understandable?

I understand why the other 3 cords are where they are, but why is there one in the abandoned workshop next to the old doll?

It was ripped out of the carcass of Kos in the fishing hamlet.

Cord from Mother Kos used by Gehrman and Laurence to beckon the Moon Presence

>you and your roommate probably hotboxed yourselves with your own farts to explain the meaning behind the subtle aromas too. Fag.

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thats pretty cool, I can imagine another dev just making her look human and saying its doll.

>Bet you and your roommate probably hotboxed yourselves with your own farts to explain the meaning behind the subtle aromas too. Fag.

Hardly a secret. Use 3 of the the third of something and wa-la, something happens.

>3 third cords
>there are 4 in the game
>no super alternate ending for obtaining all 4

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>Bet you and your roommate probably hotboxed yourselves with your own farts to explain the meaning behind the subtle aromas too. Fag.

and this fourth cord, is to go beyond super saiyan!

i always figured that this meant you were basically gonna become the new moon presence and reign over the Yarnahm.

You and the Doll basically live forevermore with each other until the next hunter faggot comes and kills you both taking your place

That's a squid and it runs into splatoon; it is a prequel. Just check the release dates.

>consume umbilical cords from alien demons that transcend dimensions and reality
>gee why did I turn into a slug for MOMMY to take care of :3

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>the size of that gun
now that I think about it, this game's weapons are HUGE. it's almost cartoonish

Big guns for big beasts.

"when you stare into the abyss too long, the abyss stares back"
go read a book you fucking worthless brainlet

You are squid now!

Because it provides a chance to ascend like you did, dummy.

Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks user

becoming a yeerk was always endgame OP, now go take over someone's brain.

Is this the reaper reaper girl?

>yeerk
jfc that's a blast from the past

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I was not prepared for how all that shit played out

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>Why did I become a slug?

A better question is how exactly is the Plain Doll going to take care of you?
How will she keep you warm? Does she have body heat?
How is she going to feed you? Is she capable of lactating or will she chew up food and pass it to you mouth to mouth like in caveman times?

>ram the blade ship

>A roommate and I debated
You and your braindead fuck buddy blathered on and on about something you didn't understand cuz you didn't give a shit about anything enough to pay attention to and then you acted like this gave you ample reason to judge it for not making any sense.

you're pretty much a starchild and probably get your energy off of the dream itself

You did nothing but stare at a guide the entire time while your eyes glazed over whenever you looked back at the game, right?

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i am so fucking hard rn

She'll manage somehow.

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DEMOLISHED

yeaaaah maaaaaan how will you deal with school yard bullies and how will she make you brush your teeth?????

this isn't darksouls lmao
It's very literally

Gehrman and Moon presence were such underwhelming boss fights after beating dlc bosses

Because they were tuned for vanilla.

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>Bet you and your roommate probably hotboxed yourselves with your own farts to explain the meaning behind the subtle aromas too. Fag.
you're pretty good.

It's funny how the "best" ending for the MC is the default one where Gehrman releases you from the dream and you wake up in normal Yharnam. It's the opposite of Dark Souls 1s link the fire ending where you (and many players) basically get tricked into linking it regardless of your stance on the age of fire/dark.

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No, that's the worst ending. You are returned back to a waking world as a defenseless Hunter that has no idea of the machinations that are happening behind the scene. You might remember that you were dreaming at some point, but you don't know what's in there. If you are placed in Gehrman's rocking chair instead, you at least can guide another Hunter into eventually ending the cycle by killing MP. The only real "Good" ending is if you slay MP and become an Old One yourself, transcending your mortal coil and hopefully becoming something more sympathetic to man. Unless the implication is that all Old Ones are humans who have undergone this process. In which case the cycle continues.

I hated that ending so much. She probably ran out of ghost writers and couldn't be arsed to give the story a proper conclusion

>letting Gehrman suffer for all eternity until some other hunter may free him
>letting ayylmao gods fuck around with humanity some more and possibly letting other nights of hunts happen because MP is still alive
I can't remember it stating anywhere that the ending in which Gehrman frees you makes Yharnam normal again. Djura (around the time of the burning of Old Yharnam, and it's still filled with beasts) and Eileen dreamed aswell but nothing turned back to normal.

I'm confused. Is the doll my girlfriend or my mummy?

Nothing for you, she is my waifu already.

Why not both?

Both.

An umbilical cord is what a parent uses to keep their newborn alive while they develop. Lesser species survive by sheer number of offspring, if some die, it's ok because other lives. As you go up the chain to species that are more advanced and have more intelligence, the strategy changes to having as few offspring as possible and giving them as much care as they need to succeed. The Great Ones are at the next step of this. A single Great One cannot reproduce as a single Great One is not capable of sustaining their offspring. But by having multiple umbilical cords connected to your mind, you are able to grow into a full Great One. Killing Moon Presence is the last step in this, because the Moon Presence was holding your state in the Hunter's Dream.

>that pic
DOUBLE KEK, THAT POST AND YOUR PICTURE ARE THE SHIT.

So the doll could plug her holes with you're body

So that you could be used by the doll to please tight cute cunny.
What better end than to become the dildo of such a qt?