Do you ever drive by the rules in GTA?

Do you ever drive by the rules in GTA?

Genuinely surprised the black car didn't drive over the body.

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Did they died

Presumably. It's China after all.

Pretty much all the time. I play the newer ones like full-on simulators. Maybe it's autistic but I find it fun and I can't play them any other way because it feels "wrong." I don't even turn right on red in GTA IV.

Sometimes just to fuck around

>stealing weapons with Ryder

Are chinks even human?

Those look like moonrunes though

>dead basically instantly
Well at least it was quick.

No they are basicly an insects hivemind by this point

No friend, it's clearly China.

Japanese uses two syllable-based alphabets along with characters, so the text generally clearly looks different from Chinese that has characters only. Here you see it's characters only = Chinese. Some are also Chinese simplified characters, which are used only in China.

It all looks the same to some people.

if you havent done that at least once then you dont belong here

TBoGT needed better dancing mechanics

how many points is that? im legit curious anyone know?

>holding middle mouse button

I know. Not to me though.

>clothing gives you stat boosts

The build-up made this hilarious.

is this common in China?

>how singles/no gfs celebrate valentines day in china

Somebody red pill me on Chinese culture.

They only recently enacted Good Samaritan laws so being sued for helping strangers was an unfortunate reality.

>less people = more fresh air

why is that old white man beating up that african child?

They were clearly walking illegally.

1.2 billion people living in cramped cities, human life is worthless

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Ten thousand years of being conquered.
Several decades of hard core communism.
Gross overpopulation.
Gross class divide.
Gross negligence, nepotism and selfishness of the government.

I don't think there's actually a way back for China. They're becoming a major world power, but that's basically because they're burning children and old people in furnaces the power the country's economy. Once they run out of poor people to exploit the country will crumble, I imagine.

Rave to the Grave

I want these guys to perform at my funeral too.

Fucking Team Skull.

yes

jej

no, but I try to drive as fast as possible while keeping the car completely undamaged.

I want it as a condition in my will that they will perform and the person organizing it is under a strict NDA about it.

Fucking kek

Holy shit that signpost came like God's finger squashing you down.

three grunts and far left is an admin

this is why you dont roll a 1 LCK character.

this one always fucks with me whatever god is out there for real was not letting him off

After finding out that this fucking kid wanted this shit I can't help but think about how massive of a faggot he was.

>crashbreaker activated

fuck me, that dude on the bike who i thought was going to get away
>nope
crushed by the fucking street light

>when Gregor wants to 1v1

rip sides

jesus

Just for comparison lol

it honestly should be longer than 3 days for retards like OP

you guys are killing me!

Not sure why that guy crossed into oncoming traffic to hit those two. Nice of the kid to go and run to help. I thought all Chinese just ignored horrible shit like that happening around them because of stupid insurance laws that make you legally responsible for anyone you try to help

Some people claim that stage hazards reduce the 'purity' of a fighting game, but I personally feel that they help change things up and keep the gameplay fresh.

blacks know how to give a good send off.

im out

kek

See, I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing.
It looks goofy, but if it's what the deceased and their family want then why not dance at a funeral? Not everyone wants their funeral to be a depressing dirge.
Maybe not while carrying he damned casket, but whatever.

holy shit that second car

are these rich niggers?

someone told me a middle class nigger in africa basically has a bed
they can afford fucking suits?

what the fuck

>spiky part of stage you should avoid
>vs giant robot dragon firing a nuclear warhead and splitting the stage into 12 different parts
Smash bros 4 went way overboard.

lol the White guy is balding.

they spend all their money on extravagant funerals

>CHA builds

Any chink here? What's the ching-chong that appeared on the lower left? Did the guy achieve top score?

What a twist!

China webms always make me crack a smile, it's not even a being insensitive thing, it's just that they're so fucking bizzare.

>knock his hat off
>ENEMY IS ENRAGED

should have used SCAN first dummy.

holy shit boxing rules in street fighting
everyone on Sup Forums told me boxing is just as fake as wrestling

I'm reminded of that Chinese pop idol music video of the cute girl playing the guitar, and in one of the shots you can see, far in the background, a man jumping off a building.

>cut in half
>explosion
>ran over by a truck
is he ok?

God damn he knocked himself out.

this is some willy coyote shit man

No. Some force above wanted that man dead and made it so.

Is he kill?

Did he die?

Looks like he'd be at least paralyzed for life.

They're all poor, but they spend their money on extravagant things to give the appearance of wealth rather than saving to have actual wealth

There is no concept of a future self to these people.

>cut in half
>explosion
>ran over by a truck
>the truck catches fire
hes gone man

Imagine you've worked in the rice fields all your life
Your ancestors for hundreds of years worked in the rice fields too
Now all of a sudden you've got a new job driving a 20 ton coal truck from from Chingchong to Longdong
You don't have any training behind the wheel. Your parents never drove cars, so they didn't teach you. You don't know how fucking dangerous they are, and neither do these rice farmers who love to meander in the middle of highways.
While Americans got their start driving weak, harmless Ford Model Ts and the like, the Chinese jumped right into "modern" vehicles, and they don't have the crazy safety regulations that we do.

Combine that with the decades of communism/atheism/starvation/suffering that erodes your humanity and empathy for others (to the point where some drivers intentionally kill the pedestrians they hit to avoid paying for health care), and you've got a recipe for a truly shithole country.

>turns out he was an incarnation of the Demon King and was going to bring mankind to ruin
>the great archangels targeted him ten fold to ensure his demise
Thanks, god!

i totally thought that gustavo there in the vest was gonna start a fight

>the guy just kept dancing

>smooth criminal

GTAV's wildlife really helped the world feel alive when you were outside of the city.

I just figured if they couldn't afford a bed they couldn't afford a suit

I guess they'd be middle class for a nigger

>the lightpost coming down on that dude who almost got away

Fucking hell.

yeah man, he had body armor

hunting is a noble and fair sport

this might come as a shock but
kanji are chinese characters

This legit made me laugh

That's fucked up. Piece of shit.

inb4 animal rights psychos, these boars are pest species.

inb4 deletion

People like to make jokes about Australia being a prison nation, but if you want to see a literal nation of prisoners look at a country like China.
1 billion people living under constant and uniform oppression.

I'm sure everyone has heard if it by now, but if you want to understand China look up Sesame Credit. Basically, a mandatory social media platform that assigns social rankings based on your wealth, behaviour, appearance and class. Low ranked citizens lose rights and privileges, while high ranked citizens are treated with more leniency by the government.
If your Sesame Credit is too low (because you're poor) you will not be allowed to leave the country.

Guy's got some killer moves.

>taunting on enemies

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boars are an invasive species that humanity enabled

>thinks she can legit pull down a forklift that probably weighs over 1000lbs

thats just asking for it. jesus