Post games that meet the following requirements:

>need to fit and be executable from a 8 gb usb stick
>offline singleplayer, genre irrelevant
>not too hardware-demanding
>not leaving any traces on the pc it is executed on, even in the registry
>fast to alt+tab and alt+f4

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just do your job you fucking slave

get back to work dumbass, just browse Sup Forums on your phone like everyone else

Terraria

Cave Story

So you are some high school kid who wants to play games during class?

Halo custom edition.

Stop playing on company time faggot and do your job or else it's PROMOTIONS time.

School is for learning
Also underage b&

MK8 with Cemu

portable apps emulators.
>even in registry
nope, windows 10 exists now, therefor fucked.

This

System Shock Portable. Oh, wait, whoever has the IP nuked it.

get quake off the fps /vr/ thread along with quakespasm

Hotline Miami

If he was in highschool he'd not care about it appearing on the registry

Stardew Valley, played it alot while travelling.

What about browser games? No MMOs.

Fightcade

>What about browser games?
If he worries about leaving traces in registry it's likely the IT dept. has the internet locked down / prioxied / logged.

Unreal Gold

Then he shouldn't be using company PCs or the corporate network like a fag.
Even a decent high range to the newest flagship phones today can do just about everything you could ever need.

Get a flagship Android with microSD support that isn't a Samsung or loaded with bloatware and load that shit with emulators:
PS1, GBC/A, PSP, Dreamcast, Gamecube, N64, SNES, Nintendo DS, 3DS, DOS, MSX, possibly switch? idk

or the best phone ports

classic Minecraft is the only one I can think of.
BYOND I think has a half-functional browser interface for playing Space Station 13 on SOME servers, but I can't recall whether or not that requires the client still.

Any half-competent admin should have those domains blocked however, and no doubt they'll be logged if they bother to check.

fallout 1 or 2

Oh im different user, there's no IT guy here and sometimes I play yatzee or whatever during low time. Was wondering if there was something better.

Literally the Half-Life games

Dead Cells.

Damn OP, I have literally this exact stick in my hand right now, fiddling with it.

Just get some GBA/SNES/genesis emulator and roms, OP.

or do what and are saying.

In that case Half-Life. Load up the dev tools and a working version of Hammer so you can make up quick custom levels for yourself to mess around in.

>Work as Web guy updating website for hardware store with new products
>The way the computers are aligned my boss has a big-ass window where she can just look out and see whatever we're working on, as well as security cameras all over the store that all display on a TV in her office.
>Have to submit a text document with Web links to every single product that I work on so I can never slack off even for a second and need to constantly look busy
>Boss also comes by like every ten minutes asking what I'm doing
You know what I'm fucking doing, I've been putting up these goddamn gloves on the site for the past five hours and will continue to do so for the next three weeks until they're all up from this Excel sheet. Fuck

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Cheers, it's been years since I played it, I'll give it a shot

Doom with a sourceport

you're welcome

Desktop Dungeons (don't bother with the Steam version, get the freeware one).

A family friend said he could get me an IT job, I've never even heard of a registry. Should I turn down the offer?

95% of all IT is telling the user to reboot their computer, so go ahead and take it.

You'll be fine if you know how to use google.

The DOOM games are like 10mb each. Get GzDOOM and a handful of mods

Q3A

Aw, user's finally got a job.

Flatout

Factorio with this config-path=__PATH__executable__/../../config

>ctrl+f "openttd"
>Phrase not found

srsly Sup Forums...

GeneRally
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Half-Life
Cave Story
DOOM
Blood
Solitaire
Any fifth-gen game
Any entire fourth-gen or back library
Minesweeper

>first year working as a doctor on a clinic for addicts
>mild workload
>always came up 30 minutes late
>decent PC to work with
>usually spent the time browsing Sup Forums or playing TF2
>also sent anime lewds and other dumb stuff to the HR girl
>once tested positive on a drug test
>no repercusions whatsoever because I had to sign every single result and had mine changed
>boss also tested positive
Good times

did you change his results too?

Zandronum etc

Nope, just didn't sign it. It's the same as if he never took the test.

Counter Strike 1.6

Visualboy advance is a decent GBA emulator that requires no installation, and you could definitely find lightweight emulators for SNES. I used to play binding of Isaac in class all the time too

Things that didn't happen

I don't think my university cares about me playing games on one of their machines, they probably just don't want you to download shit. Can you really boot emulators from a flashdrive? I have a 32GB one I've never used and I always have time to kill between classes.

AYO TEACH! user IS PLAYIN SOME KINDA 'PUTER GAME OR SHITIIIEEEE!

warcraft 3: Frozen Throne

...

the n game
good base game, and you can download as many fan made levels as you want
can run on a toaster

Worms 4 Mayhem
Stronghold Crusader

>offline singleplayer
pussy
Get quake3 demo and share it around

PS2 roms.

18+ board

>not leaving any traces on the pc it is executed on

Warband

Touhou if you remove the sound files. Unless you want to play with earbuds or something.