So do you have taken your switch to a flight?

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yes but I play it like a gameboy, there's no need to disconnect the joycons like that

Yes, it flew out the window while the plane was traveling through the middle east and hit and killed a former Al-Qaeda member

Don't do this, sitting there for hours with your mouth wide open probably creeps out other passengers

SHOOP DA WOOP

I never 'got' the portability of a switch, do people really lug around the 300+ pound device on public transport etc? seems like you are just asking for trouble/something stupid to happen

This. But I prefer to play it while I'm waiting at the gate since that's usually the most boring, longest time to wait. With modern plane rides you have so much entertainment to choose from you don't need to whip it out unless you've watched all the movies and shows already.

hmm this reminders me of a funny video about the switch i once saw

does anyone know the one?

>do you have taken

No way I'm not fucking stupid. If the plane turns sharply it'll fall out of the window.

LMAO!

I don't live in britain so I don't have to worry about that shit

>Switchfag
>pink shirt
>watch on right wrist

dont forget
>so do you have
fucking paki nintendo babys amirite?

>getting mugged on public transport
>even in L O N D O N

wew lad

>left wrist

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>how do reflections work
Fucking third worlders.

that's definitely the left you moron

It's actually pretty light.

>plane turns
>switch falls out window
wtf!!

But if the plane turns the your Switch will fly out the window.

Not buying a switch until they shave down those giant bezels. I know they have to coming out with a NEW!version soon

Mte.

HAHAA HAHAA YEAH

the price not the weight

>Sir, for the last time, please remain in your seat

go look in a mirror and raise your left hand
then come back and tell me how you're going to improve your life. It starts with giving up Sup Forums and making retarded bait.

>do people really lug around the 300+ pound device on public transport etc
People do carry cellphones and laptops all the time.

*inhales*`

LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

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Haven't got chance to do so.
>planning to visit friend in nagasaki this summer
>bike broke down
>mfw the repair bill
Perhaps in next winter.

And have the joycons be even smaller? No thanks.

Nah, I do have a switch, but I always end up taking my iPad with me for long trips, much rather watch movies on the go than playing games.

>>pink shirt
whats bad about that?

No, I'm not a faggot that needs to play shit ports whenever I have downtime.

>go to airport to catch flight to japan
>hand them my bing bing wahoo passport
>"excuse me sir where are your parents?"
>"I'm a grown up and I don't care what others think of me blah blah blah" tips
>"sir you're going to have to come with me for interrogation"
>miss flight and have to wait for the next one
>finally boarding plane
>hand qt girl my passport, she smirks and rolls her eyes
>she wants my dick I know it
>get settled in my seats
>"cant this plane take off faster? I wanna set up my NINTENDO SWITCH"
>make sure I emphasize "NINTENDO SWITCH" so that everyone hears me
>plane finally takes off
>set up switch on the pull out tray
>playing mario with the volume turned to MAX
>BING BING WAHOO SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!!
>gotta take a shit so I bring it with me to the bathroom
>sitting on the toilet playing for a good hour
>fucking assholes keep knocking on the door disturbing my fun
>finally finish shitting and dont flush just to piss them off
>shove my way back to my seat so I can get back to gaming ASAP
>OKAY LUIGI TIME LETS A GO!!!
>sony-gger beside me gives me the look
>"you mind?" I say
>qt flight attendant walks by
>"excuse me hun, can you please turn down the volume on your toy? its disturbing the other passengers"
>"Ugggghh fucking normies"
>suddenly the plane takes a sharp left
>my switch flies off the tray and out the open window
>cabin starts depressurizing rapidly
>everyone is panicking
>start playing the BotW soundtrack loudly on my phone to calm everyones nerves
>plane explodes mid air and I'm sent free falling
>"shit I only have 30 seconds to live? thats just enough time to get a korok seed"
>see my switch falling adjacent to me and my joycons manage to connect
>using all my gamer skills I managed to figure out the puzzle and get the korok
>"damn I'm good" I think as my body surges downward toward the ocean below
>"Iwata, I'm coming home."

New Switch, Mini Switch, perma-docked Switch, all of it's delusional wankery probably from just the one guy who completely misses the point of the stupid thing being portable and non-portable at the same time. Hardware revision maybe, but not for years down the line, and that's depending on if they even think it's worth it seeing as Nintendo's willing to step in and help optimize games if the dev is too retarded to think they can brute-force performance on an underpowered Nintendo console

>suddenly there was a sound like a vaccuum
>the sony-gger from before was sitting on a boat with a bunch of womyn
>his gaping normie ass pointed in my direction
>without a second to react I'm forced head over heels into his asshole
>"LET ME OUT I NEED MY SWITCH!" I yell as loud as possible
>sony-gger releases his bowels all over the poop deck
>diroriented but can hear all the womyn giggling uncontrollably
>"MODS!" I yell out loud
>the sonybro and all his dudebros take turns sucking me up and shitting me out

It was the worse vacation, never ever got to Japan

Bikes are for gays

I did once but the people around me kept complaining about my soy breath until they threw me off the plane.

>those soytits
yup, thats a nintenbro alright

> grey joycons
Fake

Motorbike is for anyone. We are inclusive bunch. Just don't sit on my back.

>Went across the country to visit my friends and family
>Odyssey came out while I was home on vacation
>Spend all three flights back in a row by myself eating those air canada cheese, cracker and fruit packs while playing bing bing wahoo.

Had a real cozy time desu.

Haha oh man I've never heard about that soy joke before, nice :)

>300+ pound
fuck off its like 3 lbs max

What joke?

I don't own a switch but I remember trying to play the original ds on a flight before. Shit just made me feel sick

I just stick to listening to audiobooks or watching a movie

Yeah

this, I can't even enjoy the switch's portability because staring at small screens make me feel nauseous especially while moving

DOCTOR OCTA GONA PUS BLAAAAAAAAARGH

>LaCosta
Douchebag piece of shit.

Idiot

looking for more games on my switch lads. what is darkest dungeon, is it any good? I enjoy difficult roguelikes and I've heard the game mentioned a few times around here before

nope
haven't been on a plane in 15 years

I hope it's bait. You can't be this fucking retarded

How do you keep it stable on the tray when the plane turns?

There is no need for the plane to do hard turns if it’s at cruise altitude

Nintendo fanboys - when do they ever learn?

>oh no he's richer then me
T. (you)

the first soy post was actually against sony

You saying?

he is talking about these "£" m8

NOOOO DELETE THIS

>>watch on right wrist
You don't have mirrors in your 'hood Tyrone?

Not even Sony fanboys would do this. I've never seen a fanbase so precious about a metacritic score.

if your so socially inept that you can't read the fucking room before you take something expensive out, you deserve to get mugged. I've been using the switch on my lightrail rides to school since release, and nothing bad has happened.

The absolute state of bongs, their currency is heavy objects xD

I didn't know Jim Sterling's opinion mattered, how low will shitposters stoop just to have fuel for bait?

He said whip it out.

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>blacked.com
the statistics show otherwise

No, but I saw this soyboy on the train a few days ago playing Mario in tabletop mode and no headphones. The train had to hit the brakes for some reason, his switch fell and after noticing it wasn't turning on anymore he started crying

>dont lurk nu/v/ for a few months

>whole board still assblasted about the switch

OHNONONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Forgot the pictures, shit

>things that never happened

Switch can handle falls from over 100m

This is a good post

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It actually did happen

Ok user I’m gonna believe you a total stranger in internet without source no problem

How's your transition going OP?

Yes my wife loves to travel so we take to switch now on every trip and play together.

It doesn’t even weigh 2 pounds. It’s really good if you have to carry a bag around.

>Not even Sony fanboys would do this
Did you miss the shitstorm over one newspaper giving TLOU a 4/10?

For me the portability works cause I can play laying in my bed, or even taking a shit.

I played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on a plane for a few minutes before starting to feel queasy. Ended up just playing the few mobile games on my phone that don't require an internet connection

BASED

Yeah, it's my strongest memory of BotW.

I'm a huge Mario fan and these never fail to make me bust out laughing

>m-merely pretending!

If I saw one of these fags I'd fucking smack em in the head, which their dad should have done.
No one should lack so much shane that theyd play this in public.

i'd love to see you try faggot

t. 130kg bench press, 165kg squat, 230kg deadlift.

What's shameful about it?

>larping on Sup Forums
I bet all I'd have to do is raise my fist and youd flinch like a little Mary boy. You have enough far to hold extra joycons and enough smegma to spread on your Ritz crackers.

If you can't tell, it's too late for you.

You're a pasty scrawny faggot and you wouldn't even dare make eye contact with someone, let alone get physical with them

no, really. please explain what is wrong with playing your switch in public.

If you can't actually point to why it's shameful, that means you're just paranoid. I'd be way more embarrassed to be one of those anxiety-ridden wallflowers.

>larping
oh boy, you are in for a rude awakening...

What kind of plane opens their windows?