Nintendo Labo allows you to ride your anime figures

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Brings a whole new meaning to Excitebike. BASED NINTENDO

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>people scan their dick.
Did Nintendo think this all the way through?

>reel in
>hook descents
?????????

>We get to ride on pochaco

Cheesecake is happy

>is that... A BAIT!?
They're doing this shit on purpose.

Sure
>object too small to be terrain

so, we can ride now in a 100% asian controller?

The true sequel to Excitebike has come and so have I.

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You don't need the cardboard for that, Nintendo will still make you buy it

You can point the ir sensor at the Switch without the cardboard

They're also going to sell the software separate from the cardboard.

It's nice that you have no idea what you're talking about. Also
>$30
>for real keyboard
vs
>$70
>for piano
>two RC cars
>fishing rod
>tamagotchi house
>motorcycle handle
>software for each one

Working at Nintendo must be like getting payed to shitpost. They really do not give a fuck.

>$70
>for piano
>two RC cars
>fishing rod
>tamagotchi house
>motorcycle handle
>software for each one

You don't get any of those things, what you get is some cardboard origami that your switch and joycons can slot into all so you can play a game that would play just the same with you using the controllers normally if a bit awkwardly.

Dude you canget all that at the dolar store, and they won't be made of cardboraf

>i-it's just cardboard
I love this meme.

it really just looks like a simplified modnation racers

It is tho

>i-it's not just carboard
I love this meme.

It's another nintendo profit scam, like nintendo resort or the wiifit.

but it actually is? do you really think coloring the cardboard and adding nintendo onto it justifies a price increase of 100000%?

>getting this mad over cardboard

Do you really think it's some kind of magical cardboard extracted from Iwata's dead ass? It's common cardboard you dumbfuck.

It will outsell GOW. Get fucked!

Shut the fuck up about Wii Sports Resort that was a fun game

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I'm sorry I forgot to mention the string

>says something stupid
>lol what a retard
>WOW U MAD??????

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where are the fucking edits?

Seeing all the shit in detail, LABO is definitely not overpriced. Yeah you're paying $70 for "cardboard" but you're essentially getting 5 toys and 5 smaller scale games to go along with them. Key word here though TOYS. This is for CHILDREN not adults. It's pretty fucking pathetic if an adult is buying this.

>kids buy their own toys
ok rich underage

I think its pretty amazing that the rumble feature is so precise that you can controll something with it.

No, you're payin $70 for the Nintendo label.

You know what I mean retard. You're buying this for your kid not for yourself. This is a collection of childrens toys at a reasonable price.

youtube.com/watch?v=2JZsvDoLuTE
New raw gameplay footage.

I had no idea Sup Forums was this dead set against Labo. This game is going to do gangbusters.

>Labo is $70
>The game itself would cost about $30 if it wasn’t in a bundle
You damn right I’m gonna be mad about paying 40 bucks for some cardboard play sets. Shit’s like robbery, man

Dude they're selling the game itself separately down the line. You can get your own cardboard. Even if you didn't know this, this would be common sense.

>>The game itself would cost about $30 if it wasn’t in a bundle
source?

>They're selling the game separately down the line
Sauce? I want to get Labo for my nephews, but I wanna save and I don't care about the pre-set cardboard pieces.

people really just want to hate stuff. I'm against Labo but i'm going out of my way to be mad about a fucking kids toy

>Posts a smug picture.
>Look mommy! I'm trolling!
Don't kid yourself lad. Go back to playing with your cardboard.

I'm not going out of my way*

So if the toycons came out prebuilt and made of plastic do you REALLY REALLY think they woould cost less than this? together with the game?
REALLY? do you know how much plastic peripherals cost?

No, NO!
Pochaco is fat! FAT! SUPER FAT!

>Go back to playing with your cardboard.
>implying that wasn't the whole point of the thread
Also
>criticizes smug pic
>while posting smug anime face
What a pathetic life you have, shitposting to people having more fun playing with cardboard than any fun you will ever have.

mad as fuck

>buy used labo game from retard parents whose kids demolish the labo and then they think it's useless
>build labo accessories out of KNEX

the knex revolution is here baby

I don't understand why Nintendo has such a large fanbase when they produce shite

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>software costs $60
>cardboard cutouts are worth an extra $10
What a fucking stupid argument, most games are already way more expensive than a cheap keyboard by themselves.

>This is for CHILDREN not adults
you know, I've been thinking about this a lot lately but when you guys use this excuse, it makes labo seem kind of like child porn when you think about it. Both are marketed to a single group and aren't meant to be consumed by a different group (labo with kids not adults, child porn with pedophiles, not regular people) Yet even with that in mind, the group it's not meant for still puts the product at fault as if it has to stop being sold just because it doesn't appeal to them even though it's not directly affecting them in any way and should thus be ignored

LITERALLY
CARDBOARD

lmao whatever helps you sleep at night pal, enjoy your day.

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>cardboard

The fuck?
No, it's not like that at all. It's for children, but adults can use it too. The problem is that adults are complaining that this children's toy doesn't appeal to that particular adult, exercising their entitlement to companies that don't cater to them.

non-pedos can also watch cp if they want

sure, and men can also use vaginal tampons
what are you trying to say?

It's not really the product of cp itself, it's the fucking process of producing said product is the fucking problem.

>equating Labo with fucking CP
Jesus christ.

Well Christ i had no interest but those features are fucking nice

>so mad he is still making edits of that pic to try and look smug and composed

does it have grampa noises mode?

I'm glad you're having fun user, I am too.

I dunno who makes a post like this and doesn't realize how angry they sound in turn.

Do it again.

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>Criticizes smug pic while posting smug anime face.
>Implying that wasn't the whole point.

It's too late to fix that post, it's just too late. That would've been more effective if you posted that right away.

>there are adults right now getting mad at cardboard toys
not even squidward is this pathetic

Are there any more instances of Sup Forums unironically reenacting a Spongebob episode?

At this point it's not even SEETHING, it's pathetically desperate.

t. mad

How fucking stupid you are?
How fucking rotten in your brain you have to be to jump to child pornography lmao
Kids market is filled with bullshit useless toys which are expensive as shit and which will be bought and forgotten in less than 2 weeks. Parents buy them because even though ipads with kiddie apps will hypnotize their kids, most of them want their kids to use real interaction and imagination.
This shit is selling like hotcakes at $70 bucks and it would sell like hotcakes at $99 bucks even (if it's the whole collection) because the kid toy market is starved for things that can compete with digital apps.
Nintendo bet on augmented reality and won, big time. And you're flustered about it.

>Trying to debunk my post because of time.
>Still trying to look smug and composed.
Sorry, I actually have a life.

Quick rundown on labo? Why does Sup Forums care about toys for children? Do you guys suddenly all have kids or younger brothers? I get that most of Sup Forums is fond of some shitty kids games, but I always assumed that was childhood nostalgia

In all honesty this set-up gave me goosebumps, its like the culmination of an era, the era were we stop being bullied in highschool, were we can now say: Yes, im a cuckold! and i can dress as any character i like, this is the geek era and we lived to see it

hmm. This has really got me thinking and I've realized that CP is more like Nintendo's distribution of the MVA11 cart

>They're also going to sell the software separate from the cardboard.

That was a miscommunication on the french version of IGN.

That's not happening, the cardboard is too fucking intricate to cut yourself.

They won't be selling the software separate from the pre punched cardboard sheets and IR stickers needed to make it work.

>gimmick that's fun the first time and then completely useless
YEEEEEEEEEEES NINTENDO I NEED MORE SHOVELWARE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Because a toy company is not allowed to make toys for kids, kids should all get hand-me-down tablets and watch elsa and spiderman have kids on youtube

>Sup Forums mad thats its cardboard kids toys
>Sup Forums is too retarded to not realize all kids are overpriced shit

>mfw labo makes nintendo millions and v goes into full meltdown

Adults are going to pay $80 for CARDBOARD

Virtue signalling about how mature they are and refusal to acknowledge that what you get out of the cardboard actually looks like a fair deal youtube.com/watch?&v=a8YhOUsWn5w

You get a decent amount of cardboard with that though.

And zero engineering and programming. Plus you underestimate the amount of cardboard that comes with Labo.

thats not how any of this works. you think brick cellphones are suddenly more worth $500 than a smart phone because its more material?

I forgot that the switch was a touch screen. The idea of using IR sensors and cardboard cut outs to make up your UI for a music app when you've got a touch screen (not to mention the buttons and sticks) is definitely something I never would have considered.

Having a life is overrated, after seeing (You) .

Labo uses HD rumble and the IR camera in such ways that it almost makes me believe they only put them in there because of it. In which case it would seem that they have pretty big plans for Labo

I mean, it would’ve been cool a decade ago, building a few carboard mini games with my little bro. It’s not really that expensive for vidya, even if it is easily broken cardboard and wii minigames. But why would anyone here care?

Oh. Well we can always get the separate software secondhand like the Wii Fit board.

Don't worry, you're not the only one given how it's almost a year since the Switch debut with all the specs of the Joycon is given and we have almost zero good third-party Joycon accessory. This might actually qualify for a literal 200IQ thinking.

that is pretty dope, everyone will hate until they pull out the swastikas

Because Switch has nothing else. We're starving here. I'm so fucking desperate for ANYTHING to play I'll buy Kirby the 6 hour platformer for babies, and Labo, the literal childs toy