That tf2 thread is a spy

that tf2 thread is a spy

Preposterous.

hey Sup Forums
yore pretteh

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>tf2 thread
what is this, 2007?

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EVERYTIME

>you will never eat a sandwich that's so good it can heal your wounds

How can i make TF2 fun again?

sandvich and me going to beat your ass

>got one of those kills where a spy turns invisible next to you but you scope and shoot scoring a headshot on him
>shadowplay wasn't working once again
fuck this program

Find a good community server or play with friends.

i miss the heavy picnics

>player count drops 20K over 2 days

dead game

much better than over "say nigger once and ill ban your Sup Forums ass forever" snatch

I wonder what caused the drop-off when there's been more threads than ever about it on Sup Forums.

Rev up those loadouts cuz I sure am hungry!

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>all that gay ass meme shit
this game is such a fucking joke lol

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don't make fun of me please

Maybe the mercenary park campaign ending

Like clockwerk

>say literally anything negative about TF2
>b-but Blizzard!!!
OBSESSED

>hat

Source?

Fuck, now i want to play TF2 again.
I stopped when they untroduce the skins (for weapons) , is the game better now? are community servers still alive?

no
no

the only faggots salty about tf2 are blizzdrones because its 80% white cast and sexist in game bantz

demoman is voiced by a white guy. technically its 100% white because to me the demo is no defferent than rdj in tropic thunder

>no
yes
>no
no

Sometimes you just need a little less gun.

I guarantee you that all of those were bots. The current player count is roughly the real player count.

NEVER LEAVE

>Saxton Hale will never cook a steak on his desk for you

and why would the bots suddenly stop working?

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

that aint normal, i say theres probably a bug at work, theres no reason for 20k players to just abandon all at once

they don't call it shitscan for nothing!
ahahahahaha!

perfect class: scout but with grenades instead of a scattergun and nailgun instead of pistol

can we all agree that weapons should be skill based, not luck based?

i.e. projectile based weapons need to be fucking removed from the game.
no, you can't 'predict' the enemies movement, you can not see the fucking future. you're not a schizo, are you?

by using projectiles you are basically saying 'i can't point my crosshair directly on a moving target and click it, so i just shoot at random places, hoping for a lucky hit'. it's ridiculous.

>b-but i'm topfragging as soldier x))) i'm so skilled haha
no, you are not 'skilled', you are a pathetic projectile spamming troglodyte. you're just very lucky, literally any newb could topfrag lobbies with projectiles. it has nothing to do with skilled usage of the weapons, good muscle memory or great reaction times, it is literally just a guessing game.
i'd suggest you'd play the lottery and get rich if you're that lucky. just don't come complaining when you get wrecked by actually skilled hitscan engies or snipers.

the only reason projectiles are still in this game is valve's 'no kid left behind' mentality. they have to have some weapons for the bad players to feel good about themselves, so even the bad players (mostly soldier and demo mains) get to win from time to time and continue playing/buying hats.

>inb4 I CAN SEE DA FUTURE I SWEAR :DD
prove your 'prediction skillz' and upload a 5 minute video where you do not miss a single rocket/pipe. i can almost guarantee you that your accuracy will hover around 50%, rather than 100%

I remember someone posting a chart(didn't save it) that showed all the people playing and apparently it's around 12k since the drop. No idea if it was legit tho.

is there anything more pathetic than a soldier main? not only does he shit damage like there's no tomorrow, no, he also gets the biggest hitboxes in the game. and as if that wasn't enough, there's splash damage. oh wow yes you're so skilled with your splash damage and high damage when the enemy is grouped up.
crit rockets are basically an instakill on any of the the classes that actually take some skill. why make it harder for the people that are already challenging themselves? seriously, soldier is THE fucking newb class. you couldn't make tf2 any easier if you've tried. at least the demos pipes have an arc, so it takes a bit of skill to hit them. and pipes don't fucking explode the second they hit a wall or some other shit.

hurr durr shoot in straight line aim at feet and splash + GIANT hitboxes take care of the rest for you. and then you get the best movement in the game and 200HP ON TOP OF THE CAKE.

how is this even fair? he has the most unlocks too, so he can be played by any drooling retard no matter the play style. faster rockets? ok. self healing ability? gotcha. le epic XD troll weapons? say no more. soldier is for you you fucking pathetic dullard newb shit.
it's like the entire game was designed around this nooblord of a class. he can do any objective without any issues whatsoever. how bad do you even have to be to main such a stupid beginner class? but what REALLY grinds my gears is how soldier mains actually think they're skilled because they hit a lucky airshot

PUGB also seems to be losing a shitton of players out of the blue

weird stuff

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Apparently they made it harder to farm

bot farms got fucked
this is what the true playercount was all along

fug, i want to replay cooking mama but i lost the cartridge

the pasta isn't wrong

>he's not able to see the future