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"This is"

Lol rekt

Obviously a girl can't beat a man

"N-not possible."

"Aaaaaaaaaah!"

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Mmh."

Why is Marvel vs Capcom guy such a manlet?

I guess we can say she got dante'ed

LITERALLY DELETE THIS

DELETE

DELETE DELETE DELETE

K.O.

Wow making the girl lose?

Sexist much?

>this is what DMCfags do in their spare time because their series is dead

Name a video game character that can beat Dante

To take me out you must fight like a man.

No one can beat Dante.

Wasn’t there a leak of a new DMC game in the works not too long ago?

This is what happens when an uncharismatic stripper who can't take being stabbed goes against a charismatic, genuinely likable character who can endure stabs.

Sup Forums has been saying that for 3 years straight.

No. Just rumors based on Twitter posts.

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What the fuck is this DeviantArt shit?

Dante would wreck him.

And then Jeanne went to Hell to rescue her dumbass.

>tfw playing as Jeanne in Bayo2 doesn't reverse the roles
>Instead it's just Jeanne rescuing Jeanne

I googled Dante vs Bayonetta.
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Kirby after eating Asura

As someone who likes DMC series (and not just 3 and 4, I love the first one as well), I don't understand fags who hate Bayonetta.

>precog
>becomes a virtually omnipotent god for a short period
Yeah nah, Dante is fucked

>DB
These guys are fucking terrible with their analogies, they even get shit wrong
I bet you watch Extra Credits too

why couldn't he precog his own ass beating?

>Link with all his best armor across multiple games fights against cloud with a single fire materia
>Batman fights spiderman with no prep time
>Shitty sprite art

fuck death battle

Dante can stop time and has multiversal levels of power because SMT.

.

I 100% agree, however they were right about the Dante vs Bayonetta fight. Dante has better speed feats and durability. Bayonetta only edges out in strength, but she has no way of actually killing him. Bayonetta gets affected by being stabbed, Dante gets stabbed every fucking game and it does nothing to him.

Delete this. Please.

Is sephiroth actually as strong as these fags said?

Dante has no reason to hurt Bayonetta. She's more or less just like Dante. They have demonic powers but use it for good (even if it's just what they happen to rather do than be dicks). He'd probably just have a lollipop with her and talk about all the cool shit they've done.

Maxwell can easily beat most video game characters

>stops time when he writes into his notebook
>add unbeatable adjective to himself
>notebook works like a death note, can simply add a dead adjective to a character

>Demonbane
>Asura
>Kirby
>Conker
>Jackie Chan
>Wario
>Mazinger Zero
>Vergil

Unironically yes, but the same could be said for basically every JRPG villain, and on that scale Sephi's pretty low-tier.

That doesnt make for a million view video user.

It's been stated a million times over by the DB guys. The characters are for one reason or another compelled to fight to the death and it's a necessary given otherwise the match-ups 90% of the time wouldn't happen at all.

Death Battle is very inconsistent with their "research". Their analysis in the Dante vs Bayonetta fight was spot on, but they really fucked up on Sephiroth.

Sephiroth is not able to use Supernova when not in his final form, so him using it against Vergil is bullshit. He's certainly not a solar-system level being, which is why Cloud can beat him. Vergil can take anything Seph can throw at him and just end him since he's stronger than Cloud.

another Dante

just like my mvc3 matches!

>Literally Dante for kids
>Pretty much styles on things that could make Dante's seem serious
>Literal toons are his friends and he's got a vergil that doesn't want to kill him
>DMC cucks wishes Dante to score but Sora will eventual score kairis young hot pussy at the end of the game in KH3
This goofy look weirdo could fucking solo his fucking world.

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Multiversal Dante still shits on him.

>has beaten Sephiroth twice

Not the Sephiroth with the Supernova once. Even Cloud can beat that one.

not yet

Can't Sephiroth bust out Supernova whenever he feels like in Dissidia?

demifiend

duke nukem maybe?

Only in EX mode, where he pops one wing out his back. So there is a required form he needs to assume before he can use it.

Kirby

Meanwhile in the real world

Dante loses because his creator says "real women" are dantes weakness.

By the logic they presented they fucked it up.

Not even a keyblade master.

>Wrong and Autistic in the same fucking sentence.

Bayonetta beats musltiversal gods and has better time manipulation. Dante can stack time time stop and cross demensions instantly. Bayo does it as a casual strole.

Plus shes faster and has actualy MFTL feats and actual quantifiable opponent.

>Kamiya
>creator of DMC4 Dante

Mickey Mouse > Sparda and Mundas combined.

Why does everyone think about how Dante and Bayo would fight each other instead of how they would work together?

I always imagined they would fight each other at first, then realize they're on the same side and go into some stupid/cool cutscene where they do a Tango while killing all the enemies around them and switching off on their weapons.

I hope Bayo 3 ends with Dante showing up or something

That's just a title, user.
Just wait till KH3 when he chops up 13 JRPG final boss tier guys and an omnipotent god or something.
That shit is gonna be nuts

>but Sora will eventual score kairis young hot pussy at the end of the game in KH3
I'm gonna screencap this when it's revealed Sora's a pawn, won't get Kairi, and Riku cucks him out of being the true hero of the story like the past three games have implied he will.

>Bayonetta beats multiversal gods

Jubileus and Aesir don't have multiversal durability and destructive feats when they fight Bayo. In terms of lore, there's a lot of hype around them but they're at most planet level. (Jubileus destroys earth if you get game over and I assume Aesir should be stronger than that.)

Mundus created a universe and fucking threw meteors at Dante directly. Dante took all of it and beat him. Bayonetta got put in hundreds of years of a coma because she got stabbed. Dante gets stabbed and is fine afterwards. Dante's rain feat is more impressive than any of Bayo's speed feats. The only thing Bayo has over Dante is raw strength, she really has no way of killing him. Meanwhile Dante can endure everything Bayo has and can kill her many ways.

I'm not really feeling it.

Bayo will kill humans if they get in her way, Dante's got a no human killing policy and she literally works with demons on a personal level as a witch to keep them stronger from actual angelic like beings.

Could anyone beat /ourguy/ though?

>cringe worthy OC with hipster sense of humor
>/ourguy/

More like Reddit's guy.

>DMC 5 Switch exclusive

>Weapons that kills stronger beings than Mundas
>Doesn't have the ability to kill Dante

Mundas is still an outlier which still by kamiya himself it's non canon shit from a source that he doesn't have on himself.

Has a weapon like Sheba and more hair familars that punch gods through space, Dante is fucked.

>OC
what the fuck am I reading?

>Bayo will kill humans if they get in her way
Name one time this has happened.

Kirby
Asura
Giygas in Earthbound if you wanna get bullshit
Maxwell if you want to get really bullshit. Maxwell is practically Manhattan tier.

Also that death battle was dumb, because IIRC, there’s an official answer to that question, and it’s actually Bayo. Which is honestly kinda bullshit, but hey, word of god.

You've got to prove that you can.

He's an autistic weeaboo who acts like a tough guy but under the facade is the most blatant example of "tfwnogf" that he literally loses his shit at the idea of doing sexy yoga with a woman who had already conned him once, and loves playing animu games. If anything, he's better than Sup Forums because he's not ironic about his weebery.

Demi-fiend

DMC1's finale wasn't canon now? Source?

>stronger beings than Mundus
Mundus making that universe and throwing meteors at Dante still is more impressive than anything Jubileus or Aesir has shown.

>Sheba
That's outside help from Jeanne. And Dante is so fast he can kill Bayo and Jeanne while they do their stupid summoning dance.

Bro just royal guard. Bayo has a limit to her dodges.

Nero
Asura
Virgil
Maxwell
Kirby

this, he's so good it's almost not worth including him because he simply wins by default unless his enemy somehow kills him before he can start writing (and freeze time)
and let's not even get started with prep time

Kamiya doesn't own DMC anymore though, so that doesn't matter.

not a single FF character is as strong as they say

they fight on groups for a reason

well bayo has a block too

Second "Dante BTFO'ing Bayonetta" thread I've seen

What happened?

Literally Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa

The ultimate of course

As long as the two of them have the same end-goal but mutually exclusive rewards, they won't need to fight one another.
Bayo prunes both angel and demon influence, gets her halos and stays in favor with Madame Butterfly.
Dante takes down some demons and gets paid cold hard cash so he can afford pizza.

If however they both need some macguffin artifact for themselves. then that's a minimum of three fights and then a final battle for the thing.

>"He's an autistic weeaboo he's just like meeee"
I think Travis is the epitome of 'trying too hard'. When a game tries that hard to be funny and quirky and self-aware it just ends up being obnoxious instead of charming. He's kinda like Reddit's mascot. "Oh I'm such a loser haha, I'm quirky tho haha"

bayonetta is not a real woman, shes a witch

Just imagine like an all out fight between Nero and Dante
Uncle vs. Nephew

Dante was holding back the whole time during SMT3 thought, he didn't even went serious or at least used DT, not even other devil arms.

Wonder red could probably recruit Dante

>He doesnt know
Dante has precog via Alastor

Sanic

Nero would get crushed if Dante tried his hardest.

What part of "Bayonetta has no way to kill Dante and is outclassed in speed/durability" don't you not understand? Dante will tank everything she does and just slice her in half.

>I think Travis is the epitome of 'trying too hard'.
Then he perfectly fits with you, given how hard you're trying right now. Travis' general loser nature isn't played for laughs, it's genuinely broken down bit by bit and demonstrates why weeb power fantasies aren't that fun and anyone who encourages them is fucked up.

Mundas being universe is non canon conjecture from a retarded hacks twitter. It was never stated in game, Mundas is universal.

Bayo is so fast she teleports in demensional rifts via witch time. Dante is a snail compared to her,