Switch problems

Hey Sup Forums the dock on my switch doesn't scratch the screen or anything.
The battery also lasts up to 5 hours.

Is it defective? Should i take it back?

never got the whole scratch thing, there's like 5 mm between both sides.
I lacks some railing system thoug.

It's fucked

You might as well buy an Xbox at this point

>5 hours
Which game? disgaea 5? the game that barely has any 3d on it?

Can you solve the puzzle Sup Forums?

Same here OP, I'm getting really worried now.

The screen screatching stuff is a giant meme, only dumb barbarians that treat their hardware like shit get those.

Yes the black one did it. Or the elephant

Xbox hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahha user Xbox is the shitiest choice this gen, literally everything in there is also in PCs for fat turds

Cassandra fucking Cat needs to get herself right with Jesus

how do you even lose a high heel

Am I retarded or is there literally nothing to go off of from what they gave

Wrong
Right

There's the >she. If you look at their outfits it's probably the small bunny, she's wearing the same jacket as the officers.

Why does that allude to her having stolen something though

She's a sex pervert that went through his clothing too.

Is this the Dark Souls of children's riddles???

Is it because you're supposed to take earrings off when you dance?

Obviously the elephant since the evidence is the same color as her dress and she's the only one looking worried.

>It's snowing outside
Her Jewelry would still be cold if she was outside

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Wat
No
Yes yes

Cassandra has literally never been innocent. There's no reason for her to start now.

But if I had to guess, something about fibre not enhancing muscle growth.

yeah. fiber just helps intestines. first i thought it was just retarded writing

Is it that she's not in the same uniform.

Or that fiber has nothing to do with muscle growth.

that aint a protein bar

fucking dyel?

Why not just sell something that actually helps muscle growth? It will make everyone happier and you won't get sued.

Because she makes more money theorically scamming people since they will keep paying for gym membership and never getting mass.

It’s the bitch without shoes. Two of them are wearing shoes, but one of them, the elephant, has shoes that wouldn’t fit in the bag.

Musclefags love to stay in the gym all day to keep mass, this scam makes no sense.

mine is scratched like this except on the other side. not on the screen but still on the glass.

Actually guys i dont remember the answer for the last one so here's one i do know

nigger racoon has an ice cream

Cat

I want to fuck that cat.

Has to be the raccon, ice cream melts super fast

Right

Ignore bottom pannel please

LIPSTICK ON IN THE HOUSE ALONE

The wax in the candle that the mouse knocked over is already melted so she couldn't have just lit them

>Ignore the good shit
NIBBA

So the raccoon stole the money from the shack. Did he steal the ice cream as well? Wouldn't that narrow things down more easily if the stand owner had merely reported an ice-cream theft??

He bought the ice cream with the stolen money from another shack.
It would never be considered proper evidence anyway, you can't just arrest the raccoon because he wears a thief mask.

I can’t see how it’s worse than a over priced tablet that only has wii u ports. At least the bone has ngb and forza horizon 3.

Maybe he was buying an ice cream and sneakily grabbed cash from the till as he was being charged for it

That fucking rat has the evidence right in his hands.

WAX CAN'T MELT THAT FAST

I haven't wanted to fuck a children's book character like this in a while.

Heres another one

you could hear jewelry inside shake?

It's full of severed human hands.

its empty

Because she's a member of a white nationalist group and doesn't want a dirty fox to touch her stuff

It doesn't fucking matter, she has any reason to refuse his harassment disguised as "help" and should be asking for a restraining order against him.

It's empty. Also, way to fucking profile the shit out of someone who hasn't done anything yet.

The fucking rat has the jewelry! HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This. He would know there is nothing inside

What?
Why the fuck is he calling her a thief then?
It doesn't make sense.

toothbrush in the bathroom, turtles dont have teeth

Because there's an AR-15 inside

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Because her intent in checking in is to steal jewelry during her stay. If she was there to stay for a legitimate reason she'd have clothes in the suitcase, but it's empty to fit all the jewelry she's about to steal.

I knew it was the cat because it's always her, she's the main villain of these. I feel dumb for not noticing the heel though.

Slylock Fox is a detective, why is he being called to deal with break-ins?
Also the fact that none of his victims ever get arrested makes me think that these "solutions" are full of shit.

I don't know what this is but i like it more please

>way to fucking profile the shit out of someone who hasn't done anything yet.

If you read enough of these you'll understand why Cassandra Cat is never to be trusted.

that doesn't sound like very good detective work

Yeah, but Cassandra Cat is a nigger. She's always up to no good.

This. Never trust cats.

Lol at midwit cartoonist.

Nevermind about Cassandra let me get a blowie from this guy

Truly the Umineko of comics

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nice nipple

How does Furi seem to perform on the Switch? Anyone know how stable that shit is?

It's literally a ps4 for people that sont want to be sheep

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some docks are fucked. close enough to rub the bezel if you don't stand over it while you dock and undock very carefully

It has hiccups but it’s totally playable. I’m not picky about framerate though. The Mothership boss framerate was bad at times because of all the chaos going on so I can only imagine it’ll be worse on furier mode.
But they included a speed run mode for furier so I’m happy. That was my only gripe with the PS4 version.

This one stumped me

Because she coordinated her outfit.
Her hat matches both her purse and her shoes, so it's very unlikely that she bought everything in separate visits to the mall.

The hat's colour matches her handbag and shoes meaning she probably decided on it that morning to go with them.

Either because the hat in question isn't missing from the store and she must've bought it from a different employee, the shop sells menswear, or because her hat matches her purse and bitches love to coordinate.

That's pretty shitty evidence, she could have easily stolen a hat that matches her purse and shoes.

The question was "why does faggot fox believe her" not "why is she telling the truth"

Don't hate the player.

oh shit i saw that too but i assumed we were trying to bust the bitch

Slylock is a retard and probably not even licensed.

skylock is freelance but that doesn't stop him from being like in the top 10

Fox is holding a wet umbrella

Her hat's feather is down, the display feather is up

Her hat is wet from being rained on

holy fuck

Now this makes sense.

Her hat is wet, look at the umbrella. It's obviously raining outside

oh fuck

Well now I feel low IQ.

Damn nigga. u smart.

Damn user. I see you flexing those brain muscles.

Because he looks all ok now?
Doesn't make sense.
Because it's march and warmish~ also no because you can get a fever in summer too ez.

This shit keeps getting harder and harder.

This is a tough one but I think I got it.

Tyler is under great pressure right now yet he has a vacant grin on his face. This is a trait most commonly witnessed among sociopaths. Tyler is an unrepentant, compulsive liar. The body language says it all.

He's a turtle, his home is on his back
He could have burgled the place and still have been at home

I have no fucking clue

turtles can't get fevers?