Why are dwarves always the best race in every game they appear in?

Why are dwarves always the best race in every game they appear in?

Durgar Goldmountain reporting fer duty

Bolin Goodbattle here, lads. Let the orc scum come meet me axe!

Because they're both hard working blue collar men dripping with masculine sexuality and intellectual craftsmen with a reverence for their art, like Ayn Rand's Roark.
t. Gimgar Beardbeard

Ragnar Undersmith
lul, my first name is a common name

Reinin Ironfoundersson
shit name

>t. Manlets

Objective fantasy race tier list

GOD TIER
Humans

GOOD TIER
Dwarves
Halflings
Orcs

OKAY TIER
Gnomes
Half-Breeds

SHIT TIER
Elves
"Dark" Versions of Above Races
Furry Races (Cat Men, Wolf Men, Rat Men, Lizardmen, etc)
Meme Non-Races (Skellingtons, Wookies, etc)

SNOWFLAKE TIER
Literally everything too special to not be listed already

fuck off knife ear
4'0 is the perfect height for aesthetics and you know it
everyone be 'mirin

Durin Hammerholme.

>Balnar Doomsmith

Hangar Hillsmith, reporting for mining

sea dwarf

>Thorist Beardbeard
wtf man

>Hagin Beardsmith
great I am a fucking barber.

they are the perfect miss of murder everything and goofy drunk
not too edgy not too stupid

Because they're not elves.

Dwarves are the only standard fantasy placer-character race that wasn't initially conceived as some sort of wish fulfillment fantasy.

easy to write/roleplay

>Ragist Hammerbattle
Guess what weapon I use!

Urgar Hillbeard here

I'm holding all me crops this season ye filthy knoife ears

Reinin Goldbrew
Goblins and Orcs will meet my axehammer

>skeletons
>shit tier
To be quite fucking honest famalam this really fucking rattles my bones

hammer with an angry emoticon ethced into the side

Bolin Beardson

>Reinhelm Goldsmith
I sound like a fucking Jewish elf.

Wilhardt Goldbrew.

reingar runebeard , going to get gold

>gnomes
The little midgets? What's so great abourt them?

>Thorkarl Undershield
I''m okay with this

Dwarves are absolute bottom tier. As evidence I cite the fact that you idiots like them and as contrarians you only allow yourselves to like trash.

Gimhardt Runehelm

Urin Underholme

come on throw him a bone, you can't expect him to get it on the first try, he's only a simple redditor

>bolfin axehelm
behold my ancient dwarven technique past down for centuries

Uhhh, yeah, hiya fellow dwarven dudes. Ready to climb mine trees and do other dwarf stuff?

they're like dwarves, but less hardy and more varied

>past down

dwarven IQ

Dwarf faggots are the most obnoxious fanbase in fantasy gayming. You never see Elf or Human fags starting shit, it's always dwarves. Dwarves are always the same, drinking, fighting, and beard are their only character traits in every single fantasy, yet they call elves boring.

Axehelm the First was a great innovator. You should be proud of your heritage.

>Pantheon looks like THAT?

Hi, Jason.

They're gay halflings, who themselves are retarded dwarves, who themselves are manlet humans.

Dugar Undersmith, smithing in ironforge since classic.

Reinkarl Hammershield

Bolin Hillson. Generic in life and fantasy.

How do you reason that? The average portrayal is a character who drinks nonstop, is stronk and violent as fuck, and gets to be as rowdy as he wants at all times because he's ALSO much smarter than he ever seems and has the Charisma to pull it off instead of just looking like a retard that no one wants to be around like most drunks of that tier.

>Urkarl Hillshield
I’m fucking using this name in my next d&d game

HAGIN HILLSMITH

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>Urist Runesmith
it'd be better with a Mc thrown in the middle there

Brett Davis?

Durgar Hammerfoundersson

Trevor?

nope, but close
and it's not taylor or tyler either

Durner Hillholme? Really?

>Bomgan Doombattle

Dwarves really ARE the best race.

I hate dwarves
- Reinhelm Underforge

>Durner Hillholme, battle accountant

Gimhelm Goodsmith

I fuck wit it

hello mr. diaz

Ragin Hillbattle

Ancestor founded a city on an island in an underground lake.
Ancestor created a beer containing gold, OR smuggled gold through elflands by putting it in beer.
Ancestor etched runes into beard cuffs.

>Durdur Spikesmith

great

a tardy dwarf name

nope

Urin Axesmith

BOLIN IRONBATTLE

Are you kidding? Barbers would be highly respected in dwarf society, those fuckers love their beards.

Bolgin Hillholme reporting.

Bolgar Spikeholme.
Not too shitty.

R

>Hagnar Beardbeard
Beardbeard?

DURDUR MAKE SPIKES

I'm Wilhardt Beardfoundersson give me your axes or face by axe.

Durist Runesmith.

Shit name, cool occupation.

Durist Underbattle

Reinkon Beardbattle

Bomin Goldhand

Yes yes, very good Durdur, we need spears but spikes is a good start

Urist McPotashmaker

I DEMAND MORE ROLL SHEETS!!!

I think you if you get beard twice you're just BEARD, but you have to shout it

Urfan Goodhelm reporting in.

Raggan Runebattle here

>Bolkarl Bloodsmith.
Could be a few different things.
>Bezerker
>Put my own life force into my armor and weapons
>Use the blood of my enemies to forge said weapons and armor.
Neat, definitely using Bolkarl though.

Should use blood for quenching the stuff you're smithing

Where my Runebeard brothers at? Thornar here.
This is making me want to roll dorf in the next tabletop game I play

Ragist Runeson here to cleanse this planet of necromancers

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Thorhardt Runehelm

Durist Bloodbattle ready and waitin!

Thorin Spikehand. lol. lame.

>Bomfan Goldsmith
Is okay I guess

what are some games where I can play dwarves?

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>Bomhelm Goodforge

Master of Magic
age of wonders 1
age of wonders 2
age of wonders 3
Warlords 1
Warlords 2
Warlords 3
Warlords 4, don't though
Warlords Battlecry 3, and other battlecry games but haven't played them
Warcraft 2
Warcraft 3
World of Warcraft
Dwarf Fortress

>Ragin' Beardbattle

Ragin Doombattle

Wilgar Axesmith here.