Tell me heu-mon, if the Federation is so great, why are there no Star Trek games that let you play as a Ferengi?

Tell me heu-mon, if the Federation is so great, why are there no Star Trek games that let you play as a Ferengi?

Nobody wants to play as ugly space Jews

t. person who doesn't have the lobes for business

ATTENTION QUARK: Go back to tending my bar or I'll patch you into my room's audio so you can hear me fucking your waifu's mom.
THAT IS ALL
PS THERE ARE NO GOOD STAR TREK GAMES

Just play Wario Land and pretend the gold coins are latinum

Shut up, Dukat.

>Cosmetic DLC
Heu-mon, are you telling me you actually spend money to CLOTHE your females?

Star Trek is sooo last century.

Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens

>Not exploiting customers any way you can

Do you even Rules of Acquisition?

Shut up, Damar.

Bridge Commander with voice commands is pretty entertaining for a while, although I wish it was made with the technology we have today

How many bottles of kanar does that make that today?

>finish DS9
>holyfuck it's good
>move on to voyager
>mfw

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I couldn't even make it through one season of it. There's some good episodes I know, but I can't sift through all the crap.

I need a cliffnotes version of Voyager and only watch the good episodes.

>I need a cliffnotes version of Voyager

Here you go.

Quark, what's this I hear about you giving away free DLC?

Oops.

Now listen here Quark, Julian and I booked that VR station a week ago, so don't go telling us that it's "in use"

nearly every space sim disagrees with you

Do you think O'Brien shitposts on /tg/ during his downtime?

>I need a cliffnotes version of Voyager and only watch the good episodes.

Not him but when I look at all these episodes that say good i still feel no desire to watch more of Voyager because I fucking hate the cast.

"Here it is Rom, the first copy of Steam's new terms of service!"
"And we get to be the first to read it, how exciting, brother!"
"Rule 1"
"Yes!"
"If they want their money back..."
"Uh huh!"
"Give it to them"
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>even the cast didn't like the show

I like The Doctor.

Paris is watchable.

Seven is okay in some episodes.

That's the best that I've got.

I kek'd.

Sup Forums sneaks into Sup Forums, no one bats an eye.
an actual game that Sup Forums likes discussed on Sup Forums, everyone loses their minds.

Man Jadzia is legit one of the worst and most tryhard characters in Trek and it pains me because shes such a sexy bitch.

Quark, I thought you should know, we just caught a smuggler trying to enter the station, a Mr. Todd Howard. Apparently, he specializes in selling replicas and forgeries to unsuspecting clients through black market traders, and when we opened his ship, we found hidden stashes of Skyrim for the Switch. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?

waifus are legit the worst part of trek. pic related. best part of tng

He's just giving the people what they want, Odo.

>tfw reading all thee posts with the proper voices
What games let me run a comfy space station?
Excepting SS13, that place is anything but comfy

>one of your party members was evil all along

Startopia lets you manage a space station, though I've found lots of the levels to be too cramped for comfiness.

Ahahaha nice

Mirror Kira was so fucking sexy goddamn.

Now listen here and listen good, Quark, I have cut you a lot of slack in the past. I even looked away once or twice when I could have come down hard on you, but those days are over. Now we may not be able to get you for selling copies of Skyrim, but you so much as litter on the Promenade and I will nail you to the wall!

Pure sex.

>tfw all out of self-sealing stem bolts

>tfw no nana mommy gf
She's aged like fine wine

>tfw no game where you genocide every spoonhead that isn't garak

Only when they were forced to do so by the european federation of bad teeth.

I can sell you some..... for a profit.

I don't hate the spoonheads, I hate what they made me.

Discovery was fucking awful. I hope to god they don't make games based on it.

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discovery was so fucking cool you guys! :D

>tfw the character update hits main still in bottom of tier list

Star Trek Online lets you play as a ferengi and here's a ferengi ship for you to if you pay of course

you need to give him a shitty beard

Does it bother anyone else how Dax's commander constantly misgenders her?

"old man"?

Are you fucking kidding me? She is a female now, it doesn't matter what she was before.

Can Ferengis even grow facial hair?

>female
Did you just fucking say female? You fucking shitlord she's a woman. You goddamn alt-right nazi shitlord. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Tfw want to like dax
>Always reminded she was a nasty old dude
Fug

>get out of twenty year stint in brain-prison
>realize keiko is still wife

>play a Ferengi captain in STO
>full Ferengi crew
>all equipped with Ferengi clothing and light whips
>fly around in our Ferengi Nandi Warship
>jew the fuck out of everyone on the exchange

Dax is just the parasite. Jadzia is all woman.

It was bad enough when Nog was requesting root-beer, but now soylent? I don't need you giving him any more bad ideas, especially if he's friends with that Jake boy

>Nandi
>not D'kora
>not golden D'kora

You have small lobes.

b-but, i liked voyager...

>Pathfinder
>okay

Into the trash that list goes. Pathfinder is Great.

That's like arguing that a loli that's 500 years old is ok to fuck. Just because technically it's fine doesn't make it any less bad.

>Ferengi women are not permitted to wear clothes and basically have no civil rights

Literally anti-soy.

>mfw a dev says they're making an open world game

>tfw Keiko makes dinner
>it isn't combat rations

its ok I liked it too.

(I also like STD)

am... am I cancer?

>Nintendo

Mate do you know anything about Rom?

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that wouldnt be ok? The presumption of age based consent is life experience and brain development. presumably a 500 year old person can choose who they want to fuck

terminal

>His mother leads a movement to allow females to work
>He becomes the next Grand Nagus because he is compassionate and supports equal pay
Literally anti-anti-soy

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>my dad wont let me date a dabo girl

Yet the largest game company in the world lets you play as ugly fantasy jews.

Right and dax is now female even though she was an old dude. And the loli would technically be ok to fuck. doesn't mean you're not fucking an old dude or a legit loli.

*Harumph* If you get him involved in any of your 'good ideas', Quark, I'll have a cell for him ready next to the Nausicaan

and they are the lowest played race... what does that tell you user.

>You'll find out.
What did he mean by this?

That they should have released them during Vanilla

SLUUUUUUUT

but you literally arent fucking an old dude. you are fucking a young woman and a sexless slug.

>Right and dax is now female even though she was an old dude.
It's a combination of everyone else the symbiote was ever in plus the new girl not just body swapping.

Dax isn't a female or a male. Dax is a fucking worm in the belly. That's why Trills have dual names i.e. Jadzia Dax or Ezri Dax. When you say Dax you're asking for the knowledge of the worm from hundreds of years of moving from one host to another. When you say the other name you're asking for input from the person currently hosting the worm.

Its irrelevant since its an entirely new body. You'd have a case if Trills did some weird metamorphosis type deal, but the symbiote gets transfered to a different body with its own life experiences.

Ezri was 100000x worse than Jadzia.

>tfw 15 minutes in the past Obrien was cucking original Obrien

hi guys check out my drawing

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been watching voyager recently and it got me thinking, are there any good Star Trek Civ mods? seems like a well made mod could be pretty fun, starting as Klingons and conquering the universe or playing for profits as a Ferengi.

was playing distant worlds star trek mod, chose borg was pretty fucking cool but you pretty much steamroll everyone

>I'm really looking forward to getting my hands on this old cardassian station
>Its the quite life for me and Keiko from here on out, I've had enough troubles for a lifetime with all the wars
>Things are looking up for Miles!

Why does every series of Star Trek shit and puke it's pants as it goes on? TNG Season 7 has like an good episode, DS9's last season (arguably season 6, too) is shit and Voyager shit itself out the gate excluding Tuvok eps

Right so it's technically ok even though the shared experiences of the old dude are still with the new host. Anyway you look at it you're fucking someone how was an old man and lived an old mans life, it's open to interpretation but you're still fucking an old dude, just depends on how you look at it.

Nah, she was fine as the typical pixie character, and only got one season where she had to mesh within existing dynamics.

>Sisko tries to prove in court that the symbiont is not the same person after transferring hosts
>They bring in another Trill into the hearing
>He doesn't even attempt to cite precedent about any previous cases

What a stupid plothole. Are we to believe that no Trill has ever committed a crime before?

Is there one of these for DS9?

You're not fucking an old dude you're fucking a girl with a worm stuck in her that gives her the memories of everyone else the worm was stuck in.

Trill/Dax episodes have always been the weakest ones.