SCP: Secret Laboratory

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SCCOOOOTTTLAAAAAANNNNDDDD FOOOORRRREEVVVEEEERRRRR

FUCKIN STUCK AS A ZOMBIE, THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS

>No cute girls
>Buggy indie trash
Lol no

>When you and your squad run into a laser trap

>Shooting at 173
>The door we're shooting out of closes
>Plague Doctor and a Zombie burst out after it opens and chases us

71.63.72.162

Get in

>Hiding in 173s containment
>Get killed by a grenade THROUGH THE WALL

I wish right click would go backwards when spectating instead of just cycling forward, it's annoying trying to find who you were spectating just a second ago

Other server's full, here's another:

73.68.20.85

post ip pls

>server full

Kys me

>1 afk d-boi and an scp walking around

why is other server full

>That grenade when the heli landed

>MTF
>elevator
>we are pretty sure CI is right outside the door
>overcharge my rifle
>doors open and its 49 with the moldy boys
>someone close the door
>mfw Im still charging

Address doesn't work

D-fag here. I'm not afk, my mouse stopped moving the camera. What the fuck.

how exactly are you supposed to hit anything as the zombie? you basically need to be hugging someone to deal any damage, and they can easily clip through you to dodge.

>d-boys wiped to a man

sorry m8 yer fucked now, plague doctor probably on his way to you

i was the CI and i was just spamming the door at the bottom hoping only a couple of you would get in for me to gun down

>be 106
>send everyone to the shadow realm
>put a portal next to the exit and send them there again right after they escape

Don't even know what this game is, but if it repels weeb faggots I want to give it a try

Long hallways, brother.

>Big autist for scp related stuff
>Fire up game with high expectations
>Its some shitty counterstrike with forced voice chat and running in empty maps
>1 anomaly on the entire map and its not even spooky
>Teenagers everywhere

73.68.20.85

fresh shitpost coming through

>camping the intercom as 049
>the MTF guy blast jav F1 porn
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
>just let him live while Im having a laugh

Left, always left, brother.

It seems were fucked forever, brothers

SCPs are highly popular right now, similar to how slenderman took off, what did you expect?

I'm a weeaboo and I adore it, it's honestly the best FPS to come out in years.
I like to scream, "Slow Start is Anime of the Season" over the intercom.

Is voice chat fucked?

OH SHIT IM CLASS D PERSONAL

WHAT DO I DO? I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY

Working for most, restart your game.

Escape alive.

If you see dudes dressed in blue wielding blue guns, RUN.

Find a decent keycard first and foremost.
Then find a weapon or a hiding place.
Then don't die and hope Chaos finds you or a nice Fox who will let ya chill.

EL

What's with all the scp stuff popping up lately?
Not that I'm totally against it, it just seems a bit wierd.

Anyway, if I can figure out how to run a server, you guys want to play? This will literally be my first time playing this game, so I have absofruitly no idea what to do.

73.68.20.85

GET IN NOW

>Finally spawned as an SCP

How is it buggy? It might not have a lot of shit, but it isn't buggy.

>Play NTF
>Watch 7 members of your squad run right into 173's face and insta die en mass
>Get gun down en masse by a single Chaos Insurgency

>Play Chaos Insurgency
>Kill 049, 173 and 106 without you or your squad getting scratched
>Beat a squad of 10 NTF with only 2 Chaos Insurgency as your allies

Why the fuck is this always the case?
What causes people playing as NTF to act like retards and people playing as CI to actually be good?

A couple of youtubers, like Criken and Bedbananas, uploaded a couple of SCP: SL videos and they got popular pretty quick.

Kinetic weapons beat lazer shit every time, commie.

How the fuck do you get out of that pocket dimension hallway?

>be scientist
>running away with D-class boys
>get gunned down by chaos

I feel like I'm the only MTF that really gets it most of the time. You just have to play the game like you're sniper wolf.

Luck.

That doesn't account for things like situational awareness, of which NTF entirely lack.
The guys I saw all run into 173 didn't even know he was there even though his big fucking head was poking from around the corner.

I have never not died when trying to pick a door.

Look for the ones with dead bodies and select one that doesn't have them.
I've gotten out three or four times.

It's luck, one corridor is the path out the rest are death. You can tell which ones are death because they're marked with dead bodies. Good players mark which hallway they choose with an item, that way if there is just an item in front of a path with no body inside you know it's safe.

Criken had 3 really funny streams that got a lot of people recently. He is responsible for breathing some life into this.

>running towards exit as D-Class
>NTF helicpoter lands

>really funny
I hadn't heard of the guy until someone noticed who he was in a game I was playing. Seemed like a screeching sperg lord.

Watch theiir stream on twitch. Criken has 3 great ones.

>spawn as npc
>timeout 2 seconds later

:^)

>Spawn as NTF
>Enter the facility
>049 right outside the elevator as it opens

how the fuck do i equip a weapon i picked up?

can anyone else not hear any mics on 71.63.72.162? i feel like i should be hearing people but im not

Hold tab and click it.

tab

Same way you equip a weapon you spawn with baka user
Tab

>when no one in the server has a mic

>be NTF
>spawn as a blue mook
>get a shitty red pistol
>no one else leaves any guns they find, asking for one makes them shoot you instead
>no one knows how to use radios
>commander isn't using his fucking keycard
>seven different teams listed on your HUD with more numbers than you know what the hell to do with, what do they even mean
>bigger gun kicks like a retarded mule, NV scope isn't great
>everyone's gunning for you but the scientists

>be Chaos
>spawn as a tan mook
>everyone gets machineguns
>everyone gets door-openers
>no one worries about radios because you all have machineguns
>open every door and shoot everything that moves, all the D-class are probably already dead anyway
>shitpost on intercom
>another glorious day as insurgents

to be fair I think there's issues with the game, I haven't heard anyone on any server nor does my mic work for some reason

Sorry again for fucking up as Plague Doctor, at least I know to revive now

Restart y our game. Works for most

Spartan is best bro.

Voice worked for me all day until the last hour or so, rejoined so many times and still nothing. Guess it's over for me.

host when

>NV scope isn't great
Nigger I wipe out squads scoping down corridors just out of sight, it gives you slightly extended vision so you can get the drop on dudes easily.

>be 173
>murderin bitches
>go into 914
>d class traps me in there with him
>don't kill him since he said he'd get me out
>just as he gets O5 card chaos shows up
>kills me
>mfw I find out that if I had killed the d class the game would have ended because he's the last one

Not really enough people on. One server is full and any others get two or three people.

I want players to hear me as an SCP so I can let em know I'm coming for them

>Play on the Sup Forums server
>No one talks
>Someone befriends an anomaly
>Autists kill it on sight
>The game is mostly running with no spooky unless you're a toddler

I had more fright in a 2004 rpg than this shit.

>>>No one talks
You're probably getting the mic bug, I'm hearing a ton of mic chatter

Absolutely no one plays this game for the "horror" aspect.

Yeah second for There's tons of chatter and it's great

>>Autists kill it on sight
yeah damn autists playing the game how you're supposed to

ty lad

keeps timing out

>I can hear everyone else's chatter but nobody can hear me
>installing the mono libraries as suggested has done nothing

Whenever I play NTF it feels like I'm the only one in my squad who knows how to use the scope properly. It's straight up night vision for looking into hallways

>kill D-Class a sMTF
>everyone in the room bitches at you because "he'll respawn as Chaos"

I guess we're all just supposed to take out our sandviches and have a Heavy picnic or something.

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SCP are not aligned with your autistic "rules." They do as they please. If they wanna just chill and follow you, you best respect or get your neck snapped.

>playing the game how you're supposed to
Running in empty hallways for hours?

>DefSpaghet stuck in 914 room
>No one on their radio
>Talking to no one trying to get out
That feel

it literally tells you to kill all of the humans on your screen when you spawn as an scp

You're supposed to disarm him so he'll respawn as NTF

And? What's a "Human?"

does that even work? i've heard rumors but never seen it done once.

Cause no ones ever done it lmao

They're retarded, you're not stuck to one side or another. I've started as D-Class, died, got spawned as NTF, died again,. then got spawned as CI.

Do i need to set ports to host?

>voice chat working on other servers but not 71.63.72.162
fix pls

Any Fifth brother in here?

Works on my machine.

If a D-class escapes at all, he respawns as chaos every time. D-classers cannot become NTF unless they die and get respawned as per usual. Disarming does work though, you can keep D-classes around as meatshields, hostages to prevent Chaos from firing at the team (kek), or you can force a D-class into the femur breaker for 106.