So is everyone too busy playing to make a thread? Which one are you playing first?

So is everyone too busy playing to make a thread? Which one are you playing first?

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>playing games out of order

I mean I've played both
But I'm replaying 2 first because my friend who works for Nintendo sent me a download code

2 first.

>not saving the best for last

People moved on from 4 years ago when they have a fuck about this game.

Fuck you nigger I've got 9 more hours before I can pick this up. I've already got 500 hours in Bayonetta 1 and I'm going to fucking anally destroy Bayonetta 2 and all the casual nintendo baby secondaries in the threads who don't know jack shit about what they're talking about. I'm hype as fuck I finally get to play this motherfucker.

user, I still have a fuck about this game.

I get ninja gaiden vibes from it, are they similar? Difficulty and general feel wise.

Same genre, but IMO Ninja Gaiden is harder due to not having Witch Time when successfully dodging enemy attacks.

The enemies tells are also alot easier to read in Bayonetta than NG.

Bayonetta is a DMC knockoff and Ninja Gaiden is better than DMC

Much easier and full of gimmicky moments. Bayo is objectively the worst of the DMC/NG/Bayo crazy trio

Do you have small testicles? Or any at all? Are you a pussy little bitch boy with extreme insecurity? Do you really care so much you gotta go into threads and give all the adults your objective skin deep opninion about fuck this fuck that? Get the fuck out of here retard, shit on you.

>$40
Guess I should be thankful it isn't $50.

I don't think mine has even shipped yet. I got the Japanese special edition just so I could get Bayo1 physical because I actually care about this series.

what? where?

>Turns out is IS $50
Well, shit. Sorry, user.

I have a fuck about this game

Picking it up tomorrow, hope Target has it. If they don't I'll have to go all the way to Rockstop.

>read this shit last night waiting for the moment I could beat my meat
>it never came

The worst part is that this scenario is pretty realistic.

Gonna pick it up later, playing 2 obv since I never bought a wii u

I have a feeling this is going to give me feels rather than boners.

I had planned on getting this on amazon but for some reason they're not doing release day delivery despite having prime. Picking it up at a walmart and will play 2 first because I've beaten 1 and never finished 2.

>Wicked weave spamming - the game

boring

no it's fucking $60, fuck you nintendo

$50 if you just want Bayo 2, $60 for both.

Buy her game user, please.

>preorder physical on amazon because prime discount and 5% back
>delivery date finally posted
>arriving the fucking 20th, Tuesday

You do know that you can use dropped weapons by the enemies that don’t summon Wicked Waves?

I was going to get it but my roommate skipped out on the internet bill and I had to pay it. I even got a pro controller so I could use TV mode without getting hand cramps.

You can do that with every game
>UT spamming: the game

Never played a Bayonetta game before, and was pretty jelly of people who played Bayonetta 2 on Wii U.

Now my time has come since I bought a switch for Odyssey back in October. So hyped to play this today after I'm done my night shift in a couple of hours.

I'm probably going to start with 2 because of how fucking hyped it is, or was.

Nigga fuck that shit. I did that with Mario Odyssey. Cancel now and pick it up in store tomorrow, your refund won't come in until a few days so if you want to play it asap just go get it.
That fucking sucks user. Beat his ass.

Should I rebuy it? Does switch version have anything different?

Marginally better framerate.

Have them on Wii U so I'm skipping it on Switch for now. But it's been a while so might play them during the weekend. Or W101

Start with the first game. You have both so why the rush?

How do you even get into TW101? I got it for like 15 bucks and haven’t touched it because the controls and objectives confuse me but bayonetta doesn’t

if you're playing with a pro controller, the WiiU pad sometimes displays tutorials not found in game. I learned this the hard way by dying a fuck ton in an endgame SHMUP section because I didn't know I could draw a heart to do a strong attack

I kinda got into because I loved the theme but yeah the controls are really weird at first.

Watching these guides will help you alot
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MGS is the only series where it's acceptable to play them out of release order.

In order. Gonna pick up my copy now. I loved 1 and never got to play 2. Feels good

No its fucking not.

Shut up, faggot.

Put about 3 hours into Bayo 1, got chapter 9. I played some Bayo 2, but only up to the point where you can use your amiibo to unlock shit (I unlocked all the shit)

You either played MGS1 or MG1 first or you made an honest mistake.

Port W101 and then we'll talk.

Put it on something other than a dead console that ain't worth a qarter of a wet turd first

Fuck NoA. They managed to trigger my autism. They fucking printed the download code for Bayonetta 1 on the reverse side of the cover.

... but that is saving the best for last.
Bayo 1 is the superior game

you have to buy Bayo1 1st then Nintendo Eshop will slash 40% off the price of Bayo 2 so you can get both for $60

>Bayonetta begins with Danny Devito pissing on Kamiyas grave

I can't believe I never noticed this before

How did you not? The camera lingers on it for quite a while.

Waiting on Best Buy and to open so I can grab it OP.

Been playing bayo 1 in handheld mode, no complaints.

>Go on the eshop
>Bayo 1 €30/bayo 2 €50
>wtf
>Look online and then realize you have to buy one before the discount shows on the other
Why couldn't they just put it in a €60 bundle instead of being so vague?

Start with the first game.

Anybody new to Bayonetta better play the first game first.

>Special edition comes with Steelbox
>Also normal case
>Game is in normal case after purchase
Like, literally why?
Could have had Bayo as a cart too, why push the digital download bullshit and for only one game?

Ok thanks. Why though? Im totally new and was considering getting 2 cus of 10/10 at gamespot

mines in the mail.

>2 is technically a prequel to one as well as a sequel
Literally doesn't matter

You might as well get both, bayo 1 is 10 bucks on the eshop after getting 2

If I want them in physical, does the offer still count?

How is the frame rate in handheld? I don't care about how it looks or reso, just the framerate.

Got 2 physical with the download code. Downloading1 now. Excited for this.

No one is playing because it's not on ps4

Same genre but don't really play in the same way. Bayo is much closer to DMC.

Will he finally fuck her in 3?

Not perfect, but better than on the WiiU. Dips down to 50 during busy scenes, I believe.

By playing for more than fifteen minutes really. It's the kind of game where you actually have to learn how to play rather than immediately knowing how to do everything because every other game in the genre does it exactly the same.

Yes, port it to Switch, exactly.

If you buy Bayo 2 physically you get a download code for Bayo 1 with it, so they cost 60 bucks together anyway. 1 isn't available physically.

Well my Collectors Edition arrived, i’m at work so I only managed to play 2 for a couple of minutes.

The collectors edition box is crazy small.

Lol

I just got mine from the mailman.

>Nintendo keeps procedurally fucking Wii U owners in the ass

I can only blame myself for getting one but I am still mad.
>Lel all the games that were any good are now coming out as better versions so please buy them again at full price :-)

I feel for you man. And this is an extreme nitpick but it kills me that the Switch didn't come with some little 10% off code or something with the system, like my PS4 did, but again, that's whatever.

The genuine complaint I have is how shit their online infrastructure is. Like why can't I PM someone on my Friend's list? Why are Friend Codes still a thing?

I own both on Wii U so I'm not getting them again. Once the releasw date of 3 inevitably starts approaching though I might fall for the hype and double-dip on 1 and 2.

does a port actively remove your enjoyment of the game sucking the experience away from your past self?
i dont get the logic

>So is everyone too busy playing to make a thread?
Because people played it a few years ago. There isn't much to say

The irony

> Like why can't I PM someone on my Friend's list?
Because other systems (eg.Steam, XBL) have that
>Why are Friend Codes still a thing?
Friendcodes are great and no different from typing/searching for usernames :^)

There's nothing in the Bayo ports that forces someone who had them on Wii U to buy them again.

>Play Bayo 2
>Love it but think the performance is kinda shitty at times but acceptable
>Version that runs way better comes out
>Always have to know I am playing the shitty version of the game unless I pay full price again

Yes, yes it does remove a portion of my enjoyment.

Wii U version framerate often goes as low as 40 with dips to 35, Switch version is 60 most of the time with dips to 50 being the worst of it.

>played Bayo 1 and hated it
>played Bayo 2 and loved it

Bayo 2 is so much better in everything but some of the combat mechanics (enemies in 2 are practically invincible until you enter witch time making offensive play less fun, umbran climax is a dumb I win button but at least you don't have to use it, bosses dodge out of combos too much etc.)

>Way better level design, lack of dumb "oh no run away" segments that are fun exactly once and "press X to not die" prompts
>Way more gorgeous (the original is just fucking sepia, where are the colors?)
>More fun weapons
>More extra levels
>Tag climax is fun (can be fun even alone with a CPU)

How much hours can i get out of this?

>Bayo 2 is so much better in everything
Not really.
Humor isn't really there.
>>Way more gorgeous (the original is just fucking sepia, where are the colors?)
It's almost as if it was a design choice (sepia-filter, film stock in cutscenes).
Other than that it's just Bayonetta without the milisecond QTEs that will ruin your rating

...

Also without the myriad of shitty alternate gameplay segments but only a couple that are well-made and don't overstay their welcome.

It takes place after the events of the first one, with Bayonetta being addressed by her real name. She just happens to go back to the past at one point and affect the outcome that sets off the first game. You still need to play the first one to understand what she does in part 2.

they're both trash

For Bayonetta 1, it holds up very well. I'd say it's better than the 360's performance, but not the Xbox One's performance. It is definitely better than the Wii U and PS3 version. Won't compare it to the PC for obvious reasons. As for Bayonetta 2, it also got a boost in performance. The drops are still frequent, but at least it doesn't dip way below 40 this time.

>enemies in 2 are practically invincible until you enter witch time

basically everything past grace and glory in Bayo 1 requires witch time abuse

Nope, not at all. Abusing witch time in Bayonetta 1 will barely get you far into the battle. Aggressive enemies like Grace and Glory need to controlled by using wicked weaves effectively as well as making great use certain moves Bayonetta can do. Bayonetta's sweeps (PPPKKK) are able to trip Grace and Glory to the floor, leaving them invulnerable for a short time in order to continue your combos and execute other powerful attacks. You don't need to be in witch time in order to fight aggressively so long as you're actually paying attention to the enemy's behavior.

Meanwhile in Bayonetta 2, None of Bayonetta's wicked weaves, sweeps and other sorts of tactics will do anything to most of the mid-weighted enemies since they are able to tank through a lot of that shit UNLESS you use umbran climax or activate witch time. Bayonetta 2 operates more on allowing players be defensive and be rewarded for it, rather than playing on the offense and learning better strategies.

IF you start to rely on Witch Time Gracious and Glorious will absolutely tear you a new one

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4)profit