Trigger Sup Forums with one picture

Trigger Sup Forums with one picture

botw is shit

That's what the hooker I hired had to do to my penis.

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Why would you think they're playing that?

>picture

This triggers my penis.

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well to be fair those controllers were weird and the first time most people played on a joystick..

Post more faggot

If it isn't obvious how you use a controller, it just goes to show you how bad designed it is.

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Controller vs kb+m is just personal preference

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this always has triggered my autism rage

He's right on his main point, despite me disagreeing with the bottom left panel. There's literally nothing wrong with religion or patriotism. I'm not either but they're respectable things to have

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NORMIES GET OUT OF VIDEOS GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

delete this

If you prefer to be a faggot, who are we to judge?

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>literally swallowing the red semen

would be acceptable if it was some super lang rpg but portal is like 2 hours. fucking roastie. cruz was right

is the reader supposed to symphatise with the hipster soytard

F

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Seriously.
It's not like the bitch played Red Dead Redemption and called it quits around the start of Mexico.
Or that she spent a hundred hours on Xenoblade 2 and just couldn't be bothered anymore because holy shit fuck Ursula's goddamn affinity triggering my autism.

Talking about a movie, form of entertainment, has nothing to do with his low self-esteem issues. We get it dude, you think everyone's a sheep and you're somehow superior without a job living with your mom, but why not discuss about the movie or just say "I haven't watched it". What kind of person makes it this hard to socialize?

PC gamers literally admit a controller takes more skill to use

>fat, balding, glasses, shit facial hair, unkempt, and shitty clothes

lol who cares what he has to say?

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Give me a code

This is why I fug 12 year olds, my dick pleasures them just right.

>tfw 3 inch penis
kill me bros

Manga has hardwired my brain and was wondering for a while why this doesn't make sense.

but muh IQ

>tfw adopted slav TNN ways

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Oh god, the cringe is real

Why do worthless faggots like this guy always get the neat stuff?

>caring about pleasing women
>MUH DIK

you made me sad ehh

this is cute and funny Sup Forums just has no fucking concept of what a relationship is like that you can do jokes like this that they just start RREEEEEEEE WOMAN'ing

because worthy faggots like you sit at home and post pictures of sad frogs on anonymous imageboards.
Get out there and claim what is yours, shit like this won't just magically fall into your hands.

It's about an "awoke" guy who can't enjoy things or let others enjoy things, so he spits shit in autism language. Basically Sup Forums and Sup Forums combined

And when she released the review of the game she said "The controls felt sluggish and the graphics were horrible"

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this is what people unironically think about feminist frequency

found the woman

My ex gf did something like that as a joke when we were 16yo.
Those are adults and she is serious about it.

fpbp

I could believe the last one

Does triggering nu/v/ count?

this

in a sense it's still a trigger because it reminds me I'm surrounded by autists that can't play along a joke

>Not fp
>Not bp
You suck at this

There's literally nothing wrong with Frasier.

i was writing a lengthy paragraph about why this girl sucks but i'm just going to round it off by saying she wouldn't be my gf for long

>has the most replies
>not best post
t. triggered dicklet

>t. roastie

implying she didn't just say "lmao it was just a prank guys relax" to save face afterwards

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>not being able to bury your dick in her right up to the balls

Doesn't sound very fun desu

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Aaaaand now I have to search for EO hentai on sadpanda. Thanks mate.

>tfw she will eventually either cuck him or leave him for a black dude who will not follow her "rules"

Life's a mystery

perfect

So Sup Forums in a nutshell?

why must she beat it to enjoy it? perhaps she's a brainlet that stalled on some of the end puzzles.

>doesn't mention "I write and illustrate a comic book!"
fucking irony of this hypocrite, ha ha ha

oh god i wish that was me

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>bragging about not being able to bottom out

hello melon pan

ey pop where's the gabagool over here

How can you not beat portal? I assume this person manage to have enough attention span to finish high school. How in the fucking hell can't you finish a game you supposedly like?
Fucking poser roasties and normans.

She seems way too controlling and bitchy, but it's not completely unfounded; being glued to a computer screen does look incredibly depressing from the outside perspective.

why do I think that someone who plays alot of dota made that picture?

Okay this seriously triggered me. Are you really fucking implying dick size is more important than intelligence?

she cute
like any of you neckbeard faggots wouldnt sign that shit in a hot second with your own blood

I guess you won

i wouldn't because i'm not a thirsty bitch

some people are not very bright when it comes to puzzle solving. similar to how some people love tetris, but have never beat the timed or sprint mode.

ITT: dicklets getting btfo

No, you just have no fucking concept of what having male genitalia entails.

>that hot air balloon one

i would because im a thirsty bitch

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make the right dick black for maximum trigger effectiveness

already have

Why do straight guys put up with this? Are kids that important to you?

its the easiest puzzle solving ever its fucking portal 1

Where do you think you are?

Wow, I'm fucking stupid.

Back then yeah, now I have more self respect. You're not a slave, you have a right to enjoy your time. Fucking stand your ground.

outside perspectives can go fuck themselves, friendo, only bitches care about "outside perspectives."

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dont pass your low fuckin standards on us pal

My keyboard doesn't have a WAIT A FUCKING SECOND GOD DAMMIT