Be medieval farmer boy

>be medieval farmer boy
>have numale fuckboi haircut from the 2010's

I thought the developer was supposed to be historically accurate and "based"? Why do so many games do this today?

Did they make him look so average for realism? why is he a total chad?

You don't really think there were only either long hair, bowl cuts and wigs right?

Why does he look like based Hans?

macklemore hair is a modern invention and an abomination

>nobleman looks different than a peasant
woah such revelation

It is scientifically proven that unless you have a haircut that includes shaved sides and more hair on top, you're beta.

Short/long combination can be done even without the invention of scissors. You could have that haircut in the stone age.

This game is really fun

Patch that fixes the piss performance when

>I thought the developer was supposed to be historically accurate and "based"
Dunno about historical accuracy but this is literally based. Being "based" isn't always a good thing.

Why do developers insist on using the numale hair?

>Short/long combination can be done even without the invention of scissors

what did people do with sheepS before the invention of shears?

They're not hip enough to know new memes so they can't avoid it.

Only g*rmanic subhumans and w*ite """men"""" use this hairstyle

no it isnt.

look at pictures of men during ww1.

???

yeah I bet you guys' "mommy cuts my hair" and "balding at 20" are alpha as fuck
undercut is old as fuck, it just got forgotten over long hait nonsense in the 80s and 90s

Um try again sweetie

>perfect teeth
>good and healthy skin
>well groomed
>hair never grows or get messy or sweaty under a helmet
lmao nice historical realistic game you got there.

first of all that haircut isn't associated with any group whatsoever, and if anything I've seen more alt righters with it than anyone

also do you idiots need to start a new thread about every single detail related to this game?just use one of the 20 existing ones for fucks sake

Typical inbreed slav eyes, judging from that beard he got enriched by turks too.

Sooooo immersion breaking

>book of kells
>slav

he's bald and has a hat on you retard

that's a hat you spunkmonkey

>I don't know how to take care of myself and mom picks my clothes so good looking men make me mad

No shit retards, you thought it was hair?

Nvm then, it's a viking rapebaby potato nigger

who knows what they wore in that shithole the holy romani empire, but bowlcuts were the rage in civilized europe

You're a fucking retard.

Are the irish slavs now?

Have slavs ever made a good game?

high and tight hair was common in europe from the 10th century into the 15th

>written before the Irish met the Vikings
user stop

>source: numale from deviantart

Shaved sides of head has been popular since 2000 BC faggot

Not the same and that's Norman

There are not really that many (almost none) portraits of people of civilian attire available during that time. Most depictions show either monks, kings or people with helmets and don't depict other hairstyles in detail.

To get upset about a haircut, that is entirely acheiveable and plausible with the technology of that time while we don't really have a whole lot information on the subject matter anyways is a very stupid thing to do.

What about the fact, that main characters like to battle without helmets? That's much more infuriating

Poles are kinda slavic and they made The Witcher

>perfect teeth
People had fairly good teeth before sugar became widespread.
>good and healthy skin
>well groomed
Well, he's rich boi nau.
>hair never grows or get messy or sweaty under a helmet
Does any game manages to do so?

>historically accurate
>fire arrows in the first hour of the game
kekeke

>>hair never grows or get messy or sweaty under a helmet

You forgot
>elbows too pointy 2/10 wouldn't bang

Goddamn, the retardation on this board...

>slav

helmets are for bitchass niggas

They used it to attack a wooden fort, rightt? Entirely accurate

No, socialism promotes low effort. It will take them more than 50 years to change their commie brain structure.

The witcher edge-teen detected

Is there a time limit to the quests.
I need to search for Ginger 1000km away following some river, but i wan't to do some sidequests first in the city.
Will the bandits catch him first if i do some other quests first ?
I don't want to rush thru mainstory only, and the quests seem important like time is of the essence, but i want to do some sidequests too.
Will it affect my main mission ?

So, same shit as idiots claiming that character from Witcher 3 was wearing a side cut?

Glad you asked

Sexual intercourse.

i read that in his voice

Are you seriously suggesting you can't use a straight blade and comb to cut hair, anime poster?

But we have plenty of depictions of less wealthy people from earlier eras and a wide variety of haircuts are attested to. It's quite likely that if a haircut can be thought of, someone did it.

The void was fun but they fucked up the recognition of the most important glyph in the game. I still recommend it though.

>Let me name some garbage but you can't call it bad because I predicted you will!
That's not how it works, idiots, they're still bad games.

>But we have plenty of depictions of less wealthy people from earlier eras and a wide variety of haircuts are attested to. It's quite likely that if a haircut can be thought of, someone did it.

That was my point, exactly.

Undercuts were massive in the military around the second world war. It's literally tied to Nazism and it's why it fell out of favour.

It's amusing that it came back into style the moment all these left wing socialists started cropping up though.

>Vietkong is a bad game
You can fuck right off.

Lord knows why, always just looks like you have a cowpie glued to your scalp. Basically the male equivalent of the undercut as far as awful meme hairstyles go.

JUST

>REALISTIC game
>you can't just behead someone from behind, like at the begining when the Tatars have their back turned raping Theresa

Pretty sure you can just flatoutbehead someone swinging from behind when you have all the time in the world and he doesn't see it coming.
Or at least cut thru his neck.

>Undercuts were massive in the military around the second world war. It's literally tied to Nazism and it's why it fell out of fa

It's literally not. This haircut was just as popular in the US and Britain

cyclical history has a sense of humor, if nothing else

yeah man wtf

With all these neonazis and white nationalists popping up, you mean

I am still stuck in the castle. Guards come to arrest me for no reason.

That's hohol, not undercut.

Don't you have to go back to your cuckshed or something...

Stalker


No I'm kidding it's fucking shit.

It's funny because there is that painting when some slavs were writing a letter or some shit with similar haircuts

>This haircut was just as popular in the US and Britain
You aren't wrong. However, just as the swastika is a common symbol in Hindu and Buddhism, the association with Nazism overshadows it.

Undercut has been a popular haircut since the start of this decade, slightly after SJWs started taking off. The "white supremacists" have only been showing up in the last few years, largely in part due to the batshit craziness pushed by the left.

They are reactionaries after all.

>tied to nazism
it was also popular among American GIs and the brits, don’t be daft

see

I didn’t bother scrolling down when I replied, roger

>Superhot
>Mafia 1
>Painkiller
>Bulletstorm
>bad

that's not his final ingame hair
the hair he has ingame, grown-out on top with short on the sides is realistic because they used the hair on top as extra padding for helmets
it's short on the sides so that the helmet wouldn't be too tight fitting

>Any of those good

Mafia is the most fucking overrated game of all time. It's pure thrash. It's a sandbox game hidden as a linear thid person game, with awful shooting mechanics, awful voice acting, story filled with holes. Never got the praise for it.

Mafia 2 managed to be somehow even worse.
Mafia 3 was at least fun.

>Mafia 3
>Better then 2

>You aren't wrong. However, just as the swastika is a common symbol in Hindu and Buddhism, the association with Nazism overshadows it.

I don't feel like that relationship is anywhere near as strong with fades/ undercuts, especially since half of the world is having them recently.

>Mafia 3 was at least fun
I'm not sure if bait or serious

Of course I'm baiting, I fucking love Mafia 1, I thought Mafia 2 was far worse in terms of story telling. I literally didn't even touch Mafia 3.

>neonazis and white nationalists
unironically tell me what you think those words mean without googling

Yes

this is more of a chad cut, numales have that gay floppy shite

>these people are now fashion experts
Sup Forums please...

why so much cola

I think it's russian light beer