>rich
>handsome
>pro gamer
>ex body builder
>beautiful gf
Are you jealous?
Rich
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Liam Kelly
Yes...
Luis Wright
>fat
>manbaby
>is famous for getting made fun of
>autistic low iq fanbase
>got caught fapping
Why would anyone be jealous?
Noah Miller
>rich
Jason Taylor
>literally playing vidya all day
Yeah I am
Ethan Howard
>plays video games for a living
>hates video games
Literally /ourguy/
Angel Gomez
Only one of those remotely true is "pro gamer" as he does, in fact, play video games on stream for money.
>rich
He was well off approx 5 year ago but he blew it on vidya statues and a toxic BMW lease that drained him dry.
>ex body builder
I am curious if any footage/pictures exist of this era he clings to---that last shower video showed the boniest shoulders I have ever seen; muscle doesn't waste away that fast in non-bed ridden atrophy situations.
Josiah Martin
>fat
its just the camera
>manbaby
there's nothing about him that is man babyish
>is famous for getting made fun of
Hes famous for his amazing playthroughs
>autistic low iq fanbase
most of his fanbase are in college
>got caught fapping
he was scratching his leg
Asher Nelson
>that face
Leo Kelly
that is 100% a dude, he's not even trying to make it look otherwise
Michael Mitchell
He's Chris Chan 2.0. When people see thread after thread about (making fun of) him, people start to idolize him.
Alexander Fisher
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Ryan Parker
>he was scratching his leg
He definitely hit the g-spot of scratching.
Cooper Hernandez
>repulsive personality
Shame.
Chase Price
>pic unrelated
Nolan Sanders
ignorance is real mate
Isaac Kelly
>He was well off approx 5 year ago but he blew it on vidya statues and a toxic BMW lease that drained him dry.
He also pays for a condo he doesn't use because he foolishly bought a house and moved across the country before getting rid of it.
Sebastian Cooper
DSP could legit score higher than that.
James Nguyen
Young Phil looks like he was that kid in school for sure.
Andrew Wood
He's gonna hold another fundraiser to save muhbusiness in April.
So you IDIOTS better pay up.
Mason Collins
AWOOGA BOOGA
Tyler James
He's too lazy. He found this "girl" on twitter while searching about OBS.
Colton Rodriguez
>manbaby
>>>/reddit/
Blake Morales
He's entitled to it
Jonathan Ramirez
How is that different from every month's EMERGENCY?
Joseph Green
Bought my first Hori stick off him at a tournament in Dunellen, New Jersey over ten years ago. Good dude, good ST player.
Samuel Martin
I suppose he would at least shave his beard if he tried to pass as a woman.
Isaac Smith
true that. And since then property values in Connecticut have dropped out to the point were he owes more than he could sell the condo for---and he can't even see it for a loss legally anymore.
Adam Howard
Reminder that DSP is actually based and Sup Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
youtube.com
His RE6 review:
youtube.com
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com
His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com
His 1886 review:
youtube.com
His Evolve review:
youtube.com
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com
Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com
Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
youtube.com
Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com
Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com
His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Sup Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
Xavier Perry
No
Jason Gutierrez
perfect
Easton Rogers
Underrated post
Jacob Martinez
The face of a man who beats women when he loses at street fighter.
Robert Sullivan
this user fixed it for you
Robert Torres
I can never tell if this pasta is ironic or not...especially the "as a streamer" portion which is either blatantly lies or just out-dated.
Also my counter would be how he gave game reviewers shit for calling out Pay2Win Act 4 in Shadow of War only to rage quit himself without apologizing or acknowledging that the reviewers he shat on were---in fact---right.
Brandon Davis
Count the snorts and M'KAYS.
Dylan Sullivan
I didn't think he could do worse than Panda.
Zachary Garcia
>91047▶
>
>The face of a man who beats women when he loses at street fighter.
they still love him tho
Jason Myers
DSP is a fucking retard, fact
Liam Brown
All the bullet points are opposite of the truth, so pretty sure it is parody.
Asher Wilson
>ywn go back to those first Phil threads before it became a big circlejerk for everyone involved
The guy's just mediocre for the most part these days.
Cameron Butler
Would you be able to beat DSP in a banter battle?
Adam Walker
Based DSP blowing the fuck out of Kiwifarms autists
Camden King
His content fucking sucks for the most part but there are a few gems here and there with fighting game salt where he shits all over his fanbase and they thank him for it and ask for more.
Owen Wilson
>rich
off of youtube bucks
>handsome
in what universe?
>pro gamer
no such thing
>ex body builder
must have been pretty bad at it
>beautiful gf
7/10 at best
Jerk it to e-celebs elsewhere.
Josiah Ross
His only replies are variations of "ur dumb," so not much of a battle.
Blake Bell
this. there's nothing like his original dark souls playthrough these days, or all those times he looked at a guide throughout the entirety of the game like his OoT playthrough
Leo Ortiz
Consider he probably blocks you the moment you say something mildly irritating to him; probably not on public record.
Tyler Taylor
dumb autistic social recluse
Lucas Gray
>off of youtube bucks
Not anymore, he lost his adsense.
>7/10 at best
That is generous.
Anthony Ortiz
He can't even deal with friendly banter.
Isaac Roberts
Why are DSP threads so comfy lads? Literally the best threads on Sup Forums
Samuel Harris
im not feeling very comfy >:c
Caleb Baker
I need th that money, I really do
Adam Smith
SOMEBAWDY
STAHP
MAY
Isaac Cook
DSP is just so god damn lebased
>Doesn't scam his fans
>Doesn't stream on twitch
>Doesn't beg for money
>Doesn't run a cult of fans where he threatens to outcast them if they don't step up their pledges
>Never acted like a toddler in a church when he had to wait for his gf at a hospital
>NEVER abused any system he was a part of
>Never ever lied
Hes just el le el le based
Grayson Parker
Careful user, you might summon the spergs that have DA pages full of crappy mask photoshops.
Jason Moore
YEAH I'M A GAYMER!
James Smith
...
Isaiah Hill
So he's like donald trump?
Ayden Kelly
>7/10 at best
that's a fucked up 2
Jason Jones
Holy shit the resemblance is uncanny.
Nathan Campbell
>DSP threads either 404 after 3 posts or stay up for 500
Looks like we're getting the latter this morning, boys.
Kevin Gomez
>always takes the scorched option when replying
Levi Perez
HAHAHAHAHA
Grayson Young
Isaac Nguyen
>call someone a complete shit
>friendly banter
I'm not defending DSP but you have a very distorted view of friendly banter.
Andrew White
Its a shame DSP never made those political videos he said he would make years ago. Those would have been gold.
Ryder Jackson
...
Andrew Reed
FUCKIN HELL MY SIDES
Adrian Roberts
>tfw no more good idea bad idea videos
Blake Wood
>handsome
>pro gamer
>beautiful gf
Why aren't obvious falseflag/bait posts like deleted asap?
Also fucking e-celebs.
Dominic Bailey
>beautiful gf
a tranny
Luke Lopez
He is a radical centrist.
Caleb White
I mean, at least their child will have a masculine jaw.
Bentley Wilson
Fuck off, underage.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Logan Davis
and a feminine penis
Isaac Thompson
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