Kids don't exist

>kids don't exist
>gays don't exist
>all people are over 40 years old
>70 year olds do heavy work and join military
>people can run while carrying 2 times their weight
>dead villages
>npcs spend 60% of time sleeping
>npcs don't eat or drink anything else than beer
>all npcs have same personality
>locked doors everywhere when locks aren't invented
>weapons lying around the world but you're only one picking them up
>npcs react same way to peasant clothes and knight armor
>horse climbs straight cliffs like in Skyrim
>torch floats above head when you hold items with both hands
>magic potions

There's no realism or historical accuracy in this game. If you want that, don't buy this.

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>gays don't exist
where's the problem?

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Is there even any decapitation in this shit game? I'm pretty sure warband will kill it anyway

its a videogame who cares

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>niggers don't exist
best part of the game

It's unrealistic. Knights used to fuck their male apprentices like priests fucked church boys.

none and the intercourse screens fads to black.

Lock and key systems have been around for thousands of years.

Their apprentices were traps/trannies so where's the trannies?

half of those are false, the other half is a picture of utopia.

>falling for fedora propaganda

Eating horseshit also doesn't involve niggers, I bet that's right up your alley

Only for kings.

If only there were more LGBTQ and POC representation in this game then Sup Forums would have loved it

is this real?

Did they really?

Your knowledge of history is American tier

>gays don't exist
>npcs don't eat or drink anything else than beer
How are these wrong?

Triggered libcucks I see. This game is GOTY for 2018, cry more shitheads.

>intercourse screens fads to black.
thats not what I saw

>le everybody was gay back then meme

>all people are over 40 years old
that's not true

>take a bath
>one step out of bath house
>looks like you went swimming in a sea of cow dung.

yes. it's very real.
youtube.com/watch?v=cgXXiB9XUtk

>Tfw your goal in life is to trigger others
How white!

>realism

Go eat your horseshit already
No niggers, guaranteed

>npcs don't eat or drink anything else than beer
People literally only drank beer back then. Clean water was a rarity.
>locked doors everywhere when locks aren't invented
This is just objectively wrong.

lmao what a trash game.

>npcs don't eat or drink anything else than beer
That's pretty damn realistic in my book.

>gays don't exist
There are theories that V4 is gay, but it's not 100% sure. However even if he was it would´ve been kept in secret

>>kids don't exist
you literally play as a kid
>>gays don't exist
gays were burned together with witches back then, if they are gays they're deep in the closet
>>all people are over 40 years old
all kids are in school or church
year olds do heavy work and join military
would you trust a kid heavy work and military stuff?
>>people can run while carrying 2 times their weight
because they arent pussy ass soy manlets like you lmao
>>dead villages
theres civil war going on for fuck sake all villagers are in castles or dead
>>npcs spend 60% of time sleeping
you'd be taking naps too after heavy work and military training
>>npcs don't eat or drink anything else than beer
because they are true slavs
>>all npcs have same personality
yeah heterosexual non faggy one like yours lmao
>>locked doors everywhere when locks aren't invented
bohemia and central europe in general was always technologically ahead of poor 3rd world shitholes like your OP lmao
>>weapons lying around the world but you're only one picking them up
because bohemia people are nice, polite and value private property and belongings
>>npcs react same way to peasant clothes and knight armor
because real you is not the clothes you wear
>>horse climbs straight cliffs like in Skyrim
bred by the best horse breeders in europe, you know the one who bred your mom lmao
>>torch floats above head when you hold items with both hands
slav magic
>>magic potions
they're called elixirs or tonics you uncultured pleb. this game is perfect 10/10

lol you guys are mad af

Nothing gay about any of that.

Back to Sup Forums you go

Some NPCs are probably gay, but they would never admit it. You'd have to be retarded to do so back then, one way trip to being burned alive or having a pope's pear shoved up your ass.

If you buy a game because of politics you should off yourself. Based beard Slav is just as bad as gone homos. They’re using political bullshit to shill there garbage games.

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows this, the people who fall for this bullshit think they’re sticking it to someone, but they’re just being fleeced like the sheep they are.

Butterlord needs to come out soon

>you literally play as a kid
You've literally got a beard m8
>would you trust a kid heavy work and military stuff?
Oh, that explains it, I guess. People below 70 are kids to you.

No we're not.
They're adding women dlc so it's diverse enough.
We'll have to settle for half-baked diversity

samefag
When you falseflag, at least try to make it believable and not (You) posts that the person you're larping as would agree with.

@406998596
>mad
>heh

Okay, that's pretty fucking cool. What's a first person game where enemies are truly dynamic?

I haven;t gotten a sword yet but the fist fightning it at least has a impact albe a shitty one what the fuck is this shit

There are historical texts about how knights weren't allowed to have relationships with women because of god so they fucked other boys and men.

This game is a fucking mess, it tells you fucking nothing at all, I'm at a stable trying to buy a fucking better horse than Pebble and I found one with a lot higher stats than him but when I go to fucking cunt Zora and asks if I can buy a horse she says like "Sure, have you looked over the horses" and I choose the "I have." option but then I just get kicked out of the conversation while Henry the fucking mangy soyboy just goes "Durrrh I have to think it over" and the game just refuses to let me buy a horse.

I think they meant historical accuracy in terms of story. It's still a game and they have to take liberties for gameplay and time constraints. I'm sure if they had infinite time to work on the game almost all of those would be addressed

It's more historically accurate than most RPGs (then again most RPGs don't technically have historical settings), but it's still pretty selective in its historical accuracy at times.

>They’re using political bullshit to shill there garbage games
Despite people like you pushing this narrative, there are 0 politics involved in the game or it's marketing.

Just came in here to say you're all fucking idiots for entertaining this obvious trol with his bait post.

Kingdom come is a 6/10 at best but OP is obviously just trying to incite people and most of his points are straightup lies.

Thank god for the ability to sage so I don't bump this PoS thread.

That's incredibly gay, why didn't they jerk off?

No sweetcheeks, that's wrong.
Royals yes, and non-royal affluent people, jails, monasteries, shops, any sort of keep of valuable supplies, often blacksmiths/locksmiths themselves would have them and so on.
Peasants? No. They couldn't afford them and didn't have valuables. The vast majority of middle age peasant houses did, however, have a system for barring their doors, because it was dangerous as fuck to be a peasant at night back then.

>You've literally got a beard m8
>he did not have a beard at 13
AHAHHAHAHAHAH LMAO
EASY ON SOY YOU MANLET
*INHALES*
BRUH LOOK AT DIS DOOD

Oh, so now the dev spouting bullshit on twitter suddenly isn't marketing? I don't seem to recall it being that way for games with a leftist slant.

Because sodomy was endorsed by Jesus, right?

Not following current year agenda is politics now?

BUUUYY MYY GAAAAAAME

Because of god. Christians are retarded.

I went to resetera just to see if they're talking about this game. They are. They're having a conversation about the game and the gameplay with only 1 in 20 being hyperfaggots bringing up their idiotic political views about representation of blacks or whoever. Yet here on Sup Forums theres no discussion and only flame wars. I want to talk about the game. It looks so God damned good. But no not here never here. Fucking scourge this place is.

Why doesn't chad jerk off?
Because they have to fulfill their emotions. You can only do that by doing it with another person. So they settle for cute squires.

Yes user, personal twitter of one of the devs is not marketting.

The alt-right is on a mission to trigger the libtards at all costs.

I actually did have a full beard at sixteen. People rarely believed me when I told them my age.

I love this game, because of what it creates
>We have falseflaggers pretending to be from Sup Forums liking the game to make people hate it just because of association
>We have the lazy shitposters who post the same cherrypicked webms over and over
>We have the people saying it's 10/10 when it isn't
>we have people saying it's shit when they've not even touched it (at best they've seen the repeated webms)
And it's just drowning in a sea of shit. I have the game, it's fine for what it cost and what it is, it's not perfect but it isn't as shit as the opposite side is saying it is. Fuck off, all of you. Sup Forums needs to be purged. Just delete it and ban all video game talk, you fucks can't do anything without turning into a bipartisan fuckfest. Pathetic.

I mean, that's a pretty easy mission.

>npcs react same way to peasant clothes and knight armor
Well That's not true

Are you retarded or just being willfully ignorant?

Beard Slavs social media has been spammed by shills constantly, trying to hype up his shitty game to other white nerds. It’s all a fucking game, and white pride types are usually the easiest to trick with this shit, just look at trump

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Were you there?

Good, another takeaway from these threads.

Thus far we've learned that devs' personal opinions expressed on twitter don't matter to the game, and bugs also don't matter, and if you keep spamming the same webms showcasing bugs you are in fact nothing but a buttmad shill with an agenda. Things to keep in mind for the next Bioware release :^)

Maybe there's couple of 30 year olds, but the rest are older.

All the game's villages are like walking into a retirement house even though people didn't live old in middle ages.

>gays don't exist
best part desu

>even though people didn't live old in middle ages.
Hello my uneducated friend.

Yeah, I mean, we don't know if horses DIDN'T fly all the time back then. Was probably so normal no one remarked on it.

Black people though, we know for a fact there were none of those around.

this 2 bh f a m

>Christians are retarded
This basically. Watching this pseudo “religion” crash&burn in real time brings me great joy.
> inb4 cultural christcucks reeing

They existed you historylet.
If you were short and skinny with less facial hair you were fair game for everyone.

They don't. When it was done for Bioware it was just as pathetic as it is now. You're under some weird bizzao-Sup Forums where you think EVERYBODY is out to GET THEM PESKY SJW. When 99% of people don't give a fuck, you just see the same four score faggots doing it.

The game's "realism" is just an arbitrary selection of poorly implemented unfun mechanics that don't mix well, are not realistic and that cover just a fraction of all the aspects it could. Personally I'm no fan of "realism" in games so I'm glad they didn't take it all out but it just leaves a half-cooked experience.

Worst of all is the save system. Limit saving to physical locations is fine by me but don't tell me people in the middle ages slept an hour during daytime after talking to people to store their souls in case they died later. And don't tell me the technology to lay straight down on a bed without sitting down first didn't exist back then.

>Beard Slavs social media has been spammed by shills constantly

Again user, Sup Forumskiddies being Sup Forumskiddies is not marketting. Sup Forums and Sup Forums had coexisted for so long you should be used to that kind of shitposting and ignore it. I mean for example in threads that involve WW2 or the holocaust there's much, much worse shit going on.

>70 year olds do heavy work and join military
They actually did this.

But somehow it's a lot easier to find someone to agree with me here. Sup Forumsirgins are pack animals at heart. They love to get carried away by the dominant narrative.

Lies. GOTY.

>middle age
>70 year olds

No
Where the flying fuck you take this shit from? Thats fucking insane ridiculous

>texts forbis them to fuck women
>that means they fucked men!
What retarded troll logic is that? Knights were supposed to behave like CHRISTIANS and do not have sex until holy marriage
Oh my fucking god, the things you hear

>Thus far we've learned that devs' personal opinions expressed on twitter don't matter to the game
Correct, especially when you know who actually owns the Warhorse studios.

> eurojank
> goty
pfft

Activate Windows.
And this is a glitch where the game uses sword animations for punching, hence no damage.

>That part where you flee the village
>Literally get shot by the archer nonstop and die long before you reach the castle
>Impossible to actually put distance between you and him
>If you slow a bit to let the horse regain stamina, 3 faggots bullrush you up the ass
Who made this?

They kept it in a closet for a reason.

Don't tell me, the Jews?

>getting hit while you're on the horse
Fucking how?

What pissed me off when i saw the few videos about this game is that people swear like drunk scots
>Fuck!
>Shit!
What
The
Fuck
This sounds so out of place and reeks of shity writing.

No. They didn't have healthcare or 70 year olds.

Just like catholic priests. If you forbid someone from fucking women, their sexual urges manifest in other ways.

Knowing how many gay pedoodles there are in the church, I find that perfectly believable

> we want the witcher audience

>fighting runt
>perfect parry him
>50/50 chance he either perfect parries my counter leading to another attack to be blocked by me, or he just gets a free unblockable attack
>sometimes we perfect block eachother 3 times in a row and he still ends the back and forth with an unblockable stab attack
>trying everything ive learned outside of blocks
>Feigning doesnt work
>attacking his openings doesnt work
>he has infinite stamina it seems because i cant even cheese him with the bow like guides say, he cannot be outrun or maneuvered while i have the bow out
>takes a couple pixels of damage when i DO manage to hit him
>when he hits me its in a 5 or 6 hit combo that kills me if 3 connect, sometimes less if he cheated a lot during perfect blocks to get free hits
what is this bullshit? Why is the first real fight there to show you that the combat system either lies or the AI cheats?

Find me some high quality citations that show bohemian knights smashing boipucci on the regular, then

>Thou needeth a sword to slayeth a peasant
I hope by god ye dinnea get dirt on ye hands

Some of the corridor like parts don't exactly give you room to dodge