Why is cleaning the dirt out of the cracks of a controller with a toothpick so satisfying?

Why is cleaning the dirt out of the cracks of a controller with a toothpick so satisfying?

Because you’re autistic

Cleaning feels good

inb4 eating that shit

How fucking fat are you

does anyone else eat that stuff?

Don't

You're making a difference user.

it tastes good once you scrape it up.

Stop

Cleaning and maintaining your own space and objects is a way for people to feel like they have some control with their lives

It's basic instinct, even animals clean.

lol how the fuck did it get that dirty?
dont let the dog play with your controller

Now for someone to post the "Am I the only one that eats that shit" screencap.

Grabbed the image of google, not my hand.
STOP!

I can't be the only one that scrapes this out, collects it in a syringe and squirts it in to my urethra, right?

>wash Hands everytime befor I start to play
>never eat while playing
>cover the controller when not playing to save it from dust
I dunno, I never have to clean it

Nah, I prefer to take it apart and clean it in water.

Its called sweating. Most normal humans do this.

I literally wipe it evertime after playing, and don't play 6 hours straight.
It is a fact that it is never dirty. Why fight it?

>I'm literally a normalfag shit
Congrats, now back to twitter or whatever shithole you faggots use these days.

>W A S D and the right button of mouse are dirty

It provides a sense of catharsis.

Cleaning a girl's navel with a q-tip is also pretty good

you started with it, retard

these are called design flaws not cracks

Of course a type of degenerate like you would have this saved

>>I'm literally a normalfag shit
are you ok?

"Pretty good" is putting it mildly.

Who do you think I am, Richard Stallman?

>I literally wipe it evertime after playing
>I never have to clean it
[hmm intensifies]

I thought I was the only one

>>I never have to clean it
was talking about getting all the greasey shit out of the cracks, friend. I see how it was badly worded though.

>I clean my controller every time I use it
>it never gets dirty

Fuckin wild, m8.