N-no this cant be happening

n-no this cant be happening

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N-NO I-I-I-IT'S JUST- JUST A- JUST A STUPID PORT, Y-YOU GAY SOYBOY! STOP! STOP TALKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but really it is just a port, not that exciting news

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Hail to the queen, love~!

delete this

>89
>Bad
Jeez, you guys can't take anything above 90 as good can you? If that's the case you guys must like few games this generation.

i mean, it's just a port...

I should really buy this, I owned a Wii U but never played a Bayonetta game.

You should.

>argument
>HA
>why
>HA
>but
>HA
>would you please stop
>HA
>for fucks sak--
>HA

Every fucking day in this degenerate website

Maybe if my crypto recovers.

You can't stop this train

if it's below 90 then it's degenerate weebshit not fit for the Switch
89 is 8 whole points below Breath of the Wild, the literal greatest game of all time

To add more fuel to the fire..

twitter.com/nintendolife/status/964507185454768134

Eh, still getting it.

I LOVE PORTS AND CARDBOARD!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Honestly if it weren't for Iwata wanting to fund this series it would be dead in the ground.

FUCKKKKKKKK

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING

NONONONONONONNONONOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the irony

hello my name is myma baku loves fat nigger dick inside his anus hole

B-BUT BLOODBORNE

His sacrifice wasn't in vain.

He paved the way for all soy based organisms

>want to play bayo 2
>don't want to spend €60
>little brother works at a game store that also has a special 3 for 2 deal this week
>mfw Bayo 2 and BOTW for less than €30 each
aw yiss

>still forcing this soy meme

>meme
Most Switch owners are ugly betas and/or losers though. It fits.

I FUCKING LOVE PORTS!! GIVE ME GAMES TO PLAY ON MY SWITCH I'LL BUY ANYTHING NINTENDO MAKES! I LOVE CARDBOARD TOO!

April 20, 2018. Mark your calendars because Kratos is about to kill witch.

Try telling them that.

Less than 5% of the Earth population isn't "most". Don't ignore the 8 other countries where the Switch sold like hotcakes. :^)

Even as a joke post this is cancer.

>NuGoW
>a cinematic walking simulator with the same gameplay as Last of Us because Sony's western studios are fucking shit

Try harder.

Post your picture user, I want to see what you look like IRL. I'll bet you one game on STEAM, any game of your choosing, that you don't look like a chad.

NO NO NO NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. IT'S JUST A FUCKING PORT. DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.

Prepping for fallout as we speak when it outscores and outsells Gayonetta 2/3.

I wonder what happens when you mix Switch salt with Bayonetta salt?

Disgusting teeth are piss yellow.

You flip the shitch?

Fuck of with console war cancer
Post tall women
Bayonetta
Samus
Rosalina
The works

>cinematic experience with GRAPHICS and skippable gameplay where you play as a father figure on a gamelong escort mission
Don't get me wrong, it's a 95 at the minimum, but that won't stop it from being utterly forgettable garbage.

...

Cmon dude I know you want to french him.

Revitaligo

Reminder ports of games literally don’t matter because the Wii U didn’t sell that many so it most likely not everyone buying this game owns it

nintendo is fucking finished

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Honest question, have any of you even played Bayonetta?

I played this game on Cemu in high res, was really fun. I hope you have lots of fun too on your baby screen, my user

SEETHING

yea its okay when nintendo does it

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Kratos about to get BTFO by cardboard.

>Bragging about years old ports

I thought ports were always made fun of when people treat them like new games

I could never fix the audio issue. Was it ever solved?

waifu

I fucking hate women

They fixed it.

Yes, both games and I only own a PC

It came a long way in Cemu, barely any issues left.

I feel ya

No, but I bought a Wii U so I might as well

I'm just happy to see Bayonetta being successful :-)

Nintendo is like a father who gives you a second chance to make him proud. Rarely ever does a company do that when a game flops.

i'm happy the switch is getting good shit but fucking hell why shit talk over a port that we already knew was gonna be good