SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

It was a different time

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how were you supposed to know you had to grab him by the tail?

How were you supposed to know to throw him into the mines? Throwing him into the fucking abyss isn't good enough?

>He didn't read the section in the manual that was about how Bowser was Gay and thus realizing that the key to defeating him was located at his ass

It rippled when you were close to the wall

He says "Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!" before the fight

>Nice of the princess to invite over for a picnic, eh Luigi, you buttmunching faggot?
wtf miyamoto

It rippled when you were close to his ass

UHUHAHAHA!!!

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Exactly, he explicitly tells you that grabbing him by the tail is not within your real of capabilities. As such, it'd be autistic to try grabbing his tail after he so clearly states that you will be unable.
Stop trying to defend bad game design

because nintendo knows you just can’t resist grabbing the nearest phallic object in reach you disgusting homo degenerate

But he asks you to try

>Look I've sucked ONE dick. That's all.

Christ. Where do they hire these people?

But he turns around every time you get behind him, why would he do that if he wanted you to try grabbing his tail?
He does it to extend the game's length by adding artificial difficulty

Jokes aside, there was no way you could know about the hidden star in the wall in the tower level

It was the only one I was unable to find on my own, just happened to see a friend get it while he was playing through using his guide.

Was it the same in the shitty DS version? I 100% that one no bother.

I bet you sucked his cock faggot

The only star I ever had problem was the slider one, who the fuck knew you had to reach the goal before the clock hit 20 seconds?

the game does give you a hint with the name "blast away the wall"
At least it's not like LoZ with random walls that have no hint whatsoever that you can bomb them

a better time

You're retarded. I mean actually, low functioning autistic, if you can't figure out that he was lying to cover up his weakness.

couldn't you see the texture line? it was pretty obvious.

>not realizing he was using reverse psychology so you'd grab his ass
mario realized this, why else would he call him gay bowser?

Sup Forums tries to steal Raimi posting...

Not gonna happen.

Yeah but which wall

try them all
again, at least they tell you that you need to blast away a wall
I guess they don't tell you that you need to use the cannon, but it's kind of implied by the word "blast"

I always thought it was
>so long gay bowsie