Why isn't there an open world harry potter game? I want to be a student at Mahoutokoro

Why isn't there an open world harry potter game? I want to be a student at Mahoutokoro

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every kid i knew who read harry potter turned out as gay

You literally just posted one, though?

You know, this thread got me thinking: Were the HP games ever translated to Japanese? And were they still kino over there?

So, literally all your literate friends turned gay?
How much of a retard must you be to never have read a single HP book?

myself included

They were translated. No change. What a dumb question, user.

>"No!"

>hp
>kino

These words cannot be used in the same sentence.

Sounds like you're just a faggot who liked to hang out with other homosexuals, user.

I tried reading it as a kid but it was boring as fuck. I'd rather read an actually good book, thanks.

Not that user but Ive read all of them as a kid and I would hardly call them worthwhile, shit like Matched was better, not to mention the entire line of Original teen horror books by RL.Stine, or even Hatchet by Gary Paulsen. Yes, I had no friends

I think they're okay entry tier level stuff for kids to learn about fantasy. After that chuck them onto gardens of the moon.

Oh great, an opportunity to walk around in and explore the world of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The games themselves are undeniable kino, especially the PS2 ones

thanks

Awesome, now go stretch your legs and walk to

The video game adaptations of the 2nd and 3rd book for gamecube/ps2/PC(i think) are both open world and are genuinely really good games

Wrong board mate.

>fucking hypersphere

Man, so this really is a copypasta, eh?

there's an undeniable change of tone between the first books, clearly aimed at children, where everything is whimsical and overall light, and the later books where things get much darker. it would probably end up either being too childish or too pg13

The first two PC games were comfy as fuck.

Never played any of the others.

Thank you

Beta male game

Please stop using the Sup Forums meme for vidya and books.
Kinography is still meant for Motion pictures.

That game you posted is an open world Harry Potter game.

Harry Potter is bad and all but stop posting that awful chart

If it's worth anything, the original one was better (though not really GOOD either)

Because what we really need is a Bully Game set at a magic school

EVERY FUCKING TIME
Here's your complimentary (You).

Obligatory.
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>魔法ところ
>まほうところ
>まぁほぉうとぉこぉろぉ
Quite literally the most boring, most unimaginative name ever.

I saw a neckbeard in the CBD two days aho wearing a shirt that said 'Atheist and proud'. How do we stop the soyboy takeover?