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If there was a Sup Forums Olympics, what would the events be?

Shit eating contest

meme recollection

All sorts of autism.

>200m moving the goalposts
>800m backpedaling

Transitioning

A debate contest where you try to defend terribly anti-consumer practices.

Nothing relating to vidya, that’s for sure.

farthest cumshot competition

Mental gymnastics where you do backflips in your brain to try and justify why it's a good thing for your favourite company's new system to be a mobile phone in a fancy box and their newest game to be empty, ugly, and boring

cum slurping

400m ban evading

>"Welcome to the Todd maker events!"

Ironic shitpostathon

>MENTUL JIM NASTIES WERE U ADMIT NINTENDO SUX LOL! HAHA US PS4BROS SURE R KEWL HUH? XDD

Buy a shotgun and kill your entire family before putting the barrel in your own mouth and pulling the trigger with your toes.

Already exist. It's called the special Olympics.

Very defensive for something that was literally aimed at the PS4 and Horizon: Zero Dawn

>Mobile phone
And the LOSER of the 7-Post backpedal event... user!!!

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Shitposting relay
Console warfare
Professional shilling
Ban evasion
Contrarianism
Samefaging
Falseflaging
Off-topic posting

First event is underway.

Fucking nice

Already exist. It's called the special Olympics.

Did you forget the big technical analysis which was the first announcement of a PS4 backdoor which detailed how the system's hardware was an off the shelf phone apu stapled to two slightly lesser phone SOCs which handle online connectivity and video capture respectively
seriously there's something fucking wrong with you

LMAO

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kek

>DID U FORGIT DA BIG BAD TEKNOLOGI ANALASIS A BLUH BLUH MUH PORTABLE CONSOLE MUH DICK

Stay ass blasted Sony bro. Maybe head back to Redd"t.

Legitimately laughed

Fucking nice

WEW

All logical fallacies are legal in the debate

Too obvious to be funny

fucking lel

upvoted

Genuinely: what's wrong with you?

wew lad

sucking cock

>that one kid whose joke no one laughed at until his friend said it

A comment so nice, we needed it twice

AYY

hhehehe

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>He doesn't have the gold medal in the food analogy debate

>got his joke stolen and is getting less (You)s
Poor bastard

>Fighting Games
>Smash Bros. Home Run Contest
>Resident Evil 4 Shooting Gallery
>Mario Kart 64 Time Trials
>Doom Relay race where you must switch with your partner after every level
>Balloon Fight Balloon Trip Survival
>NES Tetris Score Challenge
>Pong Tournament
>Crash Team Racing Time Trials
>GTA San Andreas Low Rider Hydraulics High Score
What else or what would you change?

Already exist. It's called the special Olympics.

jesus christ user

Can you retards stop replying to that user that stole my fucking joke?

Contrarianism
Posting twitter caps

Its the same post it's a posting error

Lmao!

This

Good things come to those that wait user

>user got fucked over
Funnier than the joke itself.

Perfect

Shit joke. Cease posting immediately.

kek nice

lmao

Already exist. Is called germany vs HUE

nice

shitposting

most convincing tranny

best waifu

cutest feet

Thanks for the laugh

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no it's not the special olympics because they are actually athletes.

He's just doing this.

underrated post

>came in here to make a special Olympics joke
FUCK

(OP)
Already exist. It's called the spe

>HE JUST DO THIS D: PLEASE UNDERSTANDU!!!
Stop spoonfeeding and go back to >>>Reddit

3D vs 2D
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>tfw you were that kid

Why host an event that one side can never win, that's not fun to watch at all.

You know that makes every single one of you retards, right?

mid tier bait

Maybe, but
Already exist. It's called the special Olympics.

You've got nothing on me, my response was ironic and I was only pretending to be retarded