or I'll eat your souls
Create the worst game in the world
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A rhythm game where the button prompts don't match with the beat of the song
I don't have a soul, but here ya go. Made it just for you.
fuck you
A bottomless pit platformer game that is viewed from the top
You're thinking too small. Whatever other game, maybe a shitty open world shooter or something where you'll spend tons of time walking, which then overlays a rhythm game where the button prompts don't match the beat of the song on the side of your screen literally the entire time.
The only gameplay is
>press start button
at the beginning, followed by 87 hours of poorly acted and poorly written cutscenes.
The Witcher 3 already exists, user
A 4v4 fighting game where every time each characters takes a step, attacks in anyway or does nothing the characters launch into a long diatribe of nonsense ranging from shitty puns to highly exaggerated grunts and moans.
Also the voice effects are way louder than everything else.
It's already been done and it's called Spore.
LOL with auto-activated voicechat that cant be turned off
MGS 4 already exists, user
SO I MADE THE FIRST GAME THAT CAME TO MY HEAD
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
So an extra long film?
Fuck off with this Sup Forums meme
IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE
A walking simulator where you walk to the beat.
THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD
Yeah. And it’s all unskippable. And it has to be watched all at once, otherwise you have to start over. It’s hardcore that way.
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lootbox simulator except you pay real money to convert for ingame currency to buy lootboxes.
spore is unironically fine though, just a huge letdown
Fuck man.
>And it’s all unskippable
but still requires the player to press button combinations just to continue every random interval
But if there's no interactivity, you could literally beat it in your sleep.
IT WAS THE BEST GAME IN THE WOORLD
>Box of Wonders
>starts with a black screen with a single lootbox
>opening it reveals a nondescript character
>additional character creation options must be obtained through lootboxes
>gameplay lootboxes award genre tokens that decide if it's an rpg, fps, etc.
>additional gameplay lootboxes randomly add more systems
>setting lootboxes award landscapes, doodads and enemies
>quest lootboxes generate quests appropriate for your game akin to skyrim's radiant story
>quest lootboxes have a very small chance to spawn a final boss to win the game
>Box of Wonders, infinite possibilities!
Done
Retro indie game with only escort, underwater and/or timed missions released through early access. Non-free on disk day one DLCs. Loot boxes.
>The game is completely linear turn based game
>In game money and consumables are worthless
>Status effects are worthless on all enemies because fights last 1-3 moves
>Best strategy is using 1 character and spamming attack moves
>A shitton of text but it doesn't really say anything
>Everytime a new feature is introduced, there's a long unskippable explanation that forces you to try using it
>Every new feature is worthless
>Losing a fight means going back a significant distance
>All moves have 10% crit chance, meaning you might lose a fight randomly 10% of the time
>There's no side content
>There's no end game content
>There's a lot of things in the game that seem like they hold secrets, but feel like they were never implemented and do nothing
any mobile gatcha
A (((free to play))) shooter where the multiplayer games are limited to 4 players but the arena spans wider than 100 football fields with each player spawning on each corner. All the guns/health packs/ammo are in a bunker in the center. Their character also loses their breath after sprinting for 4 seconds and takes 10 seconds to recover.
You can keep purchasing the ability to sprint for 1 second longer and have -1 second recovery time for $7.99
You can also buy OP armor and weapons for $29.99
A rouge-like where it takes 1 hour to move a square. Another 1 hour to cast a spell or attack, And yet another 1 hour to use items. Add an additional hour for each level you gained. Orrr you can skip all of that by purchasing the elusive Rainbownium Crystals on sale now for $129.99 if you purchase a whale-ton of that stuff!
That game already exists.
It's called Late Shift.
you basically created the succesor to DLC quest
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tetris but there's only one rotation button and it could rotate the block either way
Nice contrarianism, faggot. Your mom must be so proud of you for your edgy opinions
a game but rng decides every single facet of the game, from gameplay mechanics to whether the game properly saves or not
Let's make this more realistic
A free to play FPS where you can buy skinned weapons that do slightly more damage, some do just enough to kill with 1 less shot.
The problem is the maps are so large and the spawning algorithm so off that you can run around for minutes looking for someone to fight.
Sometimes you'll spawn right behind someone or near someone, but most of the time you're far away looking for people.
What is Persona 5
>syphon filter 2 runs on the same engine as this fucking thing
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>third entry in a series with a large fan following
>the setting is now uninspired
>the atmosphere is boring
>levels are now incredibly linear with no encouragement to explore
>gameplay is painfully mediocre
>enemies are no longer interesting or intimidating
>big build up for a boss you never get to fight
>antagonist is ass and doesn't hold a candle to the antagonists in the series prior
>it's built around forcing a awful story down the player's throat instead of letting the player soak in the atmosphere
>insufferable pseudo-intellectual babble
>2deep4u "twist" that makes no sense
>he likes Witcher 3
fuck off, Janusz
>prime membership spawns you closer to the center
>other players still keep playing
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Dark souls 4: scholars of the second sin, made by EA games.
>take a previously beloved series
>force agenda into it at every possible turn
>fire or “force retirement” of all previous employees
>replace them with cheap like-minded people with gender studies degrees
>don’t bother with animation
Open world, RNG, loot boxes with pay to win content, grind fest with not much of value out of it.
>game intro starts
>"A fool and his money are soon parted"
Jack Black is the biggest inspiration in my life.
Like it or not, saying that it has poor writing is the equivalent of declaring yourself a retard
basically like this one
namco is basically japanese EA already
you're hired
>the fighting style is batshit stupid that you feel more and more autistic and separated from common sense after each round.
Dynasty Warriors 9
sounds familiar
A RPG with no side quests. Map as large as WoW with no quick save or quick travel option. Your only movement would be a slow crawl with no jumping or sprinting. You may crouch but requires you to hold three random buttons on the controller.
The main quest would be several fetch quests with a side of escort mission. the NPCs don't have proper foot paths and run faster than you can. If they lose you, they go back to the beginning. Losing them forces the quest the fail and you would have to start from the beginning. All enemies use range weapons.
life
Takeshi's Challenge
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Done
>EA
Could've just posted the logo by itself and gotten the point across.
It depends on what you mean: The characters are written well, but the script feels contrived at various points. Luckily that contrivance is nowhere near the degree of Witcher 1.
Take me to hell to be your little bitch