So here’s this giant enemy crab

So here’s this giant enemy crab

The object on your left is what you must use to defeat it, how fucked are you?

Dude, that's just a model, it's not alive and in no way a threat. It's not even giant. I'd just stomp on it. Happy?

It’s actually just a picture.

What’s it gonna do, download itself to your eyes?

>A cup half full of tea.
Great, I'll just bunker down somewhere, sipping my tea till the crab die of hunger, run out of fuel and ammo or just get some nasty infection considering all this rusty shit is bolted to him or just gets too old and kill over.

Since It is obviously less a thread than a normal tank, I think I'll be pretty safe in a regular city while sipping my god damn tea.

crab tanks would be the best at holding long lines with low numbers due to them only being able to move sidewards.

I've got a full cup of tea, I'll outlast you asshole

>*Sips tea
But I have to deal with a crab only so I dont give an ass about your crabby ass.

wtf how am I supposed to beat it with moon speak and numbers?

I throw my ashtray at it and cunt it in its weakspot with my longneck for massive damage.

My clean underwear. GG me

>Blue Yeti
Or
>VR Headset

>Puni Ana DX
This will be a very enjoyable death.

>Ashtray
DUDE

CIGARETTES LMOA

>It's not even giant
>stomp on it

> my gf
Are giant enemy crabs susceptible to being nagged to death? If so I'm golden.

Degenerate.

>Air rifle
Even if the pellets don't do much damage I can bash the fuck out of it with the rifle butt.

>radio microphone

How giant is this crab exactly?

>So here’s this giant enemy crab

not today motherfucker

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DELET THIS

Quake 4 looks different

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>enemy crab
The crab can not be your enemy, dont let the jewish lies decieve you

Is it a salt water enemy crab or fresh water enemy crab. because if its the former I think I can poison him if I throw my water bottle into its gills.