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What were they thinking after 2017? Did they run out of new games?

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yes the newgames reserves run out
we didnt listen now we have to live with renewable games ie games as a service
you didnt listen and gaming warming is upon us

They blew their load during the first year and made people think it wouldn't be another Wii-U.
It worked for almost a year so good on them.

thanks just sold 100k

OP, whoever you are,

wiiu bombed so they rushed all the games for launch year.
get ready for no games for the next 3 years.

Well, they wanted to compete with smartphones. Ports are the only thing worth playing on phones too

>FAIL
Does anyone remember those old meme sites that put "FAIL" on every image they had?

It doesn't matter, it's nintendo, they can do whatever they want and as long as they market it people will buy it. Did you forget when they sold 20+ year old consoles that people could not stop buying because they're retarded?

It only had like 2 fucking non ports last year.

What about Kirby, Yoshi, Octopath, Bayonetta, Metroid, Pokemon, Dark Souls, Fire Emblem, Pikmin, SMT and lots of other stuff?

They really went all out to not follow the WiiU's footsteps and fail right away. It paid off considering alot of people bought it. 2018 is gonna be a dust collection year though. Maybe pull it out of the drawer once or twice this year for a few hours if you havent played the old ports for it coming out and thats about it. Hopefully they got some good shit lined up for 2019

Doesn't count since those are all b list games and some of them are 2019

Doesn't fit the narrative.

The gaming industry ran out of new games years and years and years ago. Nintendo has just finally realized that and is trying to figure out how to use its shit console that it spent tons of money developing to actually be good. Wish Sony and Microsoft would learn that lesson too.

Gaming is dead, consoles are dead, and if you're not playing 80s and early 90s games, you're not a gamer.

Nintendo already has 2 of the best games of the last gen on this console in its fucking launch year. You cant win with shitposters.

>b list games
>if they were Mario or something, you'd cry rehash
>if they aren't Mario, like now, you cry b list

The only games one needs to play is on the switch and will be, and the handheld mode makes it best console ever made for games. Doesn't matter if they're 4k 120 fps, IT'S about the games, and Nintendo delivers Quality

No no!!those aren't huge revolutionary mainstream blockbuster releases!!!so they don't exist

It's okay when Sony does it

Posting in a Switch thread!

wow you’re so cool

Haven't checked in a while but we have no release date for anything beyond may. They probably have things in store for later.

they promised no game droughts and look where we are, after 1 year they already ran out of steam and are resorting to fucking wii u ports because there's nothing else ready since they couldn't convince third parties 1 year before launch and they all started taking the switch seriously in fucking december

now the console won't have real third party releases till the end of 2018+ and there will be nothing but nintendo games and indie shit for the rest of 2018, it's not another wii u but it's certainly another gamecube

Sup Forums kiddies are so assblasted over Nintendo that they're completely fucking obsessed with the company, meanwhile Nintenbros are busy playing 10/10 games. Hysterical.

Hey guys, look at this Switch thing I got!

This platform's Zelda and Mario already came out, so yes, they ran out of games.

I feel like shitposting on the Switch is only going to strengthens it's position going forward.There is no such thing as bad press and overreactions from a small minority that's not even buying the software or hardware is more free exposure. Honestly, if you wanted the platform to fail you would ignore it like the Wii U. Meanwhile, the Switch is outpacing the PS2, Wii and soon the DS.

>What were they thinking after 2017?
Not much. If you look at it objectively from a dinstance as an unbiased bystander it reeks of Wii/Wii U 2.0 in terms of plans and philosophy. Nintendo are just rolling the dice as they go, there is no bigger grand strategy behind it it all. If it's successful, thy roll with it and milk that shit as long as they can (wii), if it has even a faint smell of failure within the first 6 months they are ready to drop it like a nigger his offspring and run (wii u).
They are not the geniuses rabid fandrones think they are.

>The Switch will be DOA!
Becomes instant overnight success
>It just Nintenbros who are buying it, the sales will soon drop off!
Remains out of stock for most of the year as Nintendo struggle to cope with demand and the system becomes one of the biggest sellers on Black Friday despite not even having a discount.
>I-its only big in Japan! Japan is irrelevant!
Become the fastsest selling console of all time in the USA.
>USA is irrelevant! Europe is the only market that matters!
Its the number one selling system in many EU countries and analysts predict theres no slowing down of Switch sales
>it will fail in 2018! Nintendo are finished!
The goalposts keep moving. Sup Forums is still SEETHING over getting absolutely fucking annihilatedby Nintendo that they're desperate to retcon the past year as a bad dream. This will never not be funny. Nintendo living rent-free in the minds of insecure salty roaches.

People actually thought the NES would fail. Nintendo: Doomed since 1985.

Disc jam, fucking retard.

don't worry, Nintendo will just release another Mario game with a different hat and everything will be fine

>they don't exist
exactly

>Nintendo will just release another Mario game
U mad about those 10/10 genre-defining masterpieces bro?

That’s a port you mongoloid

Best girl will make it right.
After piracy and emulation become available, I'll use my Switch again.

>Did you forget when they sold 20+ year old consoles that people could not stop buying because they're retarded?
I was one of those retards and honestly it was one of the better investments I did in recent years. Call me a sucker, call me a retard. I don't fucking care. I'm having more fun with the SNES Classic Mini than I've had with everything Nintendo ever did since after the Gamecube and this isn't hyperbole either. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I'm actually having fun again and it isn't due to nostalgia rush either, as I was a SEGA kid during the 16-Bit era and only became a Nintendork with the N64. So I'm playing those games for the first time.

Chill, people.
Kirby is next month, and there’s still E3. Nintendo tends to announce games coming out soon and not years away so they should still be able to pull some surprises this year

>2 of the best games of the last gen on this console
>one is 5/10 the other is 6/10
>2 of the best games
I truly wish I had your low standards. Life would be peachy.

The good thing about having a last gen failure is that you can straight port last gen games and sell them off as new for full price because no one played them.

>Did you forget when they sold 20+ year old consoles that people could not stop buying because they're retarded?
Imagine being so utterly assblasted that you get upset that millions of people you don't even know are having fun.

God I love Nintendo. Watching you kids sperg out is endlessly entertaining.

>they promised no game droughts
history repeats itself. they promised the same during the gamecube era, the same during the wii era and the same during the wii u era. people tend to forget and forgive so easily when it comes to their favourite company of choice.

>tee hee! Us hackers love our switches! Now watch as we crack it open and RUN NINTENDO INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
If these people actually like the switch, they’d wait until it’s userbase is stable and success is assured before hacking it.
Not on fucking month 11.

Ported from the switch super genius

Which two are you even refering to?

lmao stay salty kiddo. I cannot wait until the GDC Awards month. Who do think actual rival game developers will crown king? Anyone want to place bets? Anyone? The fucking ass-sting here next month will be a glorious way to cap of the first year of the Switch. I cannot wait to watch.

>still no virtual console
What did they mean by this?

I’ve had it on PS4 for six months you actual shit for brains

>Imagine being so utterly assblasted that you get upset that millions of people you don't even know are having fun.

Why imagine when you can just come here and witness it daily?

Thank, going to pick up my Switch from the store tomorrow.

>1 port and casual game for kids.
Amazing

We know of more games going into 2018 than we did for the Switch when it came out last year. We had several exclusives and tons of games on if that released in 1 year that we weren't even aware of until months prior to their release.

This is exactly how the 3DS has been treated the last 6 years as well. Shit posters aren't even trying anymore and this thread is proof.

>Switch sells 10 million
>PS4 is at 70 million
>somehow the Shitch is winning

do you even hear yourself talk? I hope for your own sake that you are just another 14 year old kid. if you are 18+ then god have mercy on your poor parents' souls.

Difference is they're not making any 3ds shit either, so wtf are they doing. This is the one time their promise made some sense but they fucked up anyways. Look I look forward to future games, i like Nintendo games, but this is just feeling like am extra letdown this time.

One has been put five years the other isn’t even 1 yet and is setting records everywhere.

>10million
More than that and in less than a year. Sold more in a shorter amount of time than the Wii, PS2, PS4, etc. It's called projection growth, if it keeps this momentum, it will break that.

S E E T H I N G

>parading metacritic scores from game journos who like garbage movies like Uncharted or TLOU

Projecting too hard. Wii, DS and 3DS spent most of its lifespan with access to methods of piracy and still had success. In the case of Wii, its first window to piracy was found in a launch game.

>10 million
I know you're just baiting, but I feel compelled to post this anyway.

cnet.com/news/nintendo-has-sold-14-8-million-switch-units-so-far/

This is just within the first 10 months too.

Shitposting aside, where are the games though? What happen to the Direct with Pokemon, Animal Crossing, etc? It's almost March.

so mad

Name 2 better games from this generation then, faggot

>Shitposting aside, where are the games though? What happen to the Direct with Pokemon, Animal Crossing, etc? It's almost March.

Throughout the marketing of the Switch Nintendo have continually revealed games a few before they release. Thats why all the games they've revealed so far this year all release in a few weeks. Do you get it yet?

>projecting
Do you know how to use that word?
Did you seriously take a hat full of Sup Forums buzzwords, pull one out, and use it out of context to sound more legitimate?
What the fuck even, have a (YOU)

I'm glad you asked!

>n-no u!

Hilarious.

>shovel knight
>FTL
>hollow knight
>cuphead
>terraria
Game journalist tier trash. If they were good games they would have less than a 70 on Metacritic.

Kirby is slated for March 16th, there's also other titles expected to come out in 2018 like Project Octopath. I don't know what you expected user, a new BOTW-tier game every week? You realize not even PS4 or Xbone do this, right? I swear to God you guys never run out of things to nitpick and bitch about.

Never ever getting over it. Wonderful.

>Sold more in a shorter amount of time than the Wii, PS2, PS4
Uhmm, no sweetie...in certain places under questionable conditions. basically fake news by nintento's marketing team to generate positive buzz and suckers like you bought into it
>if it keeps this momentum
lmao. it will be lucky if it can reach the original PSP numbers, because even the 3DS hasn't reached them yet.

>Zengeki Warp
Yep, it's ACfag alright. You give yourself away every time you post this game and respond with TF2 characters.

>game journos are respectible
>oh wait now they're not

The state of consoles right now.

you are literally projecting. I imagine your face really resembles the pic you posted right now

kek

I'm glad you've accepted the fact you are a game journalist tier casual, ACfag.

lol so the only real news is when it’s something positive about sony?
What the fuck even are these “questionable conditions” you claim?

>i-it's all fake news
Lmaoing @ your life

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You're pathetic post doesn't deserve a you.

>Uhmm, no sweetie...in certain places under questionable conditions. basically fake news by nintento's marketing team
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>basically fake news by nintento's marketing team to generate positive buzz and suckers like you bought into it
LMAO Sup Forums kiddies so anally devastated they have to invent conspiracy theories as a coping mechanism. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Using a quote that came out of nowhere that I never said?

Maybe every quarter at least? Theres fucking nothing 2 months in and a new Direct will probably have games for fucking summer. It's not Sony's fault they get big AAA support from third parties. Nintendo needs to figure it out. I thought combining handheld and consoles would lead to more games for Switch, but I guess not.

>indies of the month
>better than Odyssey
Are you fucking serious, user?

This is how dumb you sound right now
>you’re mad!
>no you are!
>no you!
>no, YOU FUCKING ARE
>NO GODAMMIT IT’S YOU
you are both retarded

Your GOTY list says it all. You are the very thing you hate, if you weren't you wouldn't like the same games.

ie. It's literally WiiU all over again.

Are you HONESTLY implying triple A games are good right now? HONESTLY?

I have nearly 50 games for my switch. I know I buy a lot of vidya but there really isn’t a game drought on it. All of the modern consoles had an excellent selection from the start and still do. Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo have all hit it out of the park bar Microsoft’s fuckup with Kinect.

Let's be honest here. Labo is going to make millions and win prestigious awards from various STEM institutes from around the world.

None of the games on that list have over a 90, so I have no reason to believe that shilling took place for them.

Odyssey is casual trash. 97 metacritic is way too suspicious. An 87 would've been less so, but this just screams "paid off".

Indie games are incapable of paying off reviewers most of the time. They don't have the budget.

Kingdom come is pretty fun

>None of the games on that list have over a 90
That's fine, 90 isn't the metric for something being casual journalist trash, 70 is. If its over 70 its casual trash.

Wait so you look for BAD reviews to find games to play? How fucking contrarian can you get?

That's an average as fuck game, so my point stands.

nah chowderhead

labo thread

Not really, the first retard who posted SEETHING and the first retard who posted >no u is one and the same shitbrain. you are a brianlet too, as anyone with an IQ above 75 could have easily seen that.