Post the very first thing and the very last thing that happens in a game, Sup Forums guesses it

Post the very first thing and the very last thing that happens in a game, Sup Forums guesses it
>go to the shooting range
>have a fist fight with a general in a ring of fire

Metal Gear Solid 4?
Here's mine:
>You have a sparring match with your mentor.
>You become a farmer with your robot.

>shoot a slimy green octopus
>characters were cows all along

EARTHWORM JIM 2

>Skate with your best friend in some New Jersey ghetto
>Skate with some rich asshole in a New Jersey ghetto

My time at Portia

Im not here to play little games with you fags. Im here to shitpost and mildly talk about a few vidyas. Fuck off.

THUG2?

Close
First one

Not even the same genre.

Remains of the Voyager probe are floating through space

A man finds a dead body on the beach

Sorry, I don't know that game

>old senile man goes horny over dead lover
>you go to an orphanage and reunite with all the dead spirits of your family

Unironically this. Who the fuck gets his kicks out of this shit except really bored elementary schoolers? Fucking re-evaluate your life, OP.

MGS4 would be
>Watch weird workout ad
>Your dad watches you put a gun in your mouth and cry

sounds like a japanese title

Is this Sleeping Dogs?

True Crime: Streets of LA

Doesn't sound much different from browsing /fit/.

>you start on an island playing with your friends
> you close a big door

>you go to a peace conference that gets disrupted by cultists
>you beat up a saturday morning cartoon villain and go back to traveling

Hm a good guess, but I'd say not because if I recall correctly, the first mission in sleeping dogs is running away from cops after a drug deal went wrong

>Press start
>Watch credits

SDR2

Kingdom Hearts.

Do we count the "wrap back" time line thing? Eg: Max Payne
>Stand on top of a skyscraper giving a cynical monologue
>Stand on top of a skyscraper giving a cynical monologue

Also,
>Ride in a car
>Ride in a helicopter

Correct

>Talk to your brother
>Become an AI

>commit a terrorist act
>sword duel

Majora's Mask?

>wake up
>go to sleep

>an animal dashes by, a trail of stars following it
>polygonal flowers

Then it's gotta be True Crime: Streets of LA then.

>Go to work drunk
>Call your bros to wreck everyone's shit

ZTD

>steal bike
>get a call from a crazy bitch

>buy milk
>shoot yourself

Shining Force?

GTA: San Andreas?

>old guy talks about rocks
>giant mech gets BTFO by white goo

POSTAL 2

>Rachel Riley

> jump in a basement
>kill your self but dead

>put on a play to sneak into a castle
>put on a play to sneak into a castle

True Crime Streets of LA

Umineko

Correct.

This board isn't so shit after all.

Here’s one

>Get murdered in a ditch
>delete the game

Bingo

>ex-employer sends his regards
>fight mech in a volcano

>wake up in a field, get greeted by big guy

>sit in the big dead guys chair for eternity

yes

>ride in a wagon and watch local police deal with subhumans
>ride elevator with godslaying machine

Final Fantasy 7?

>Look for your daughter
>Fake your own death

True Crime Streets of LA.

MGS2?

Any Kirby game

Deus ex

>Come back after 25 years

>Somebody jokes you won’t be back for another 25 years

Kid Icarus: Uprising

Recently played:
>You kill evil animals in space
>Your daughter tells the story of your life to a bunch of children

FONDLE YOUR TITS

>leave town to go visit some towers
>Have a dream of being a bird to see the world

>Watching tv

>Watching tv but with a pet ghost dog.

>Yell at a helicopter
>Cross a bridge

>watch your wife get abducted
>turn into a giant and kill the devil

>you go to a hospital
>you end up punching god in the face

Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon

>have a nightmare about running out of shotgun shells
>get praised by the spirit of your dead grandfather

YEAH

>enter a base with a shitty weapon
>Blow up a giant brain

>Lying body penetrated by sword
>Lying body penetrated by sword

This one is quite easy.

Easy. Asura’s Wrath

>walk down a cyber Tokyo street
>Fall asleep forever on a mountain

Modern Warfare 2?

Terranigma

Yes. That ending song always stirs feels.

SMT Nocturne?

Correct.

MW2

>a girl gets in a fight with her sisters
>a magic flower creates giant statues

Super Metroid

Drakengard 3, my dude

It's pretty okay

Not quite. The brain has four legs

Is this one Eternal Darkness?

>you lose an arm
>you search for a guide on youtube because you can't beat the final boss

>you wake up in your bed, late for school
>you destroy a dog made of bugs

Conkers BFD?

Correct

lol

>Walk down the street
>Get blown off to pieces

Witcher 3

>you're an ecoterrorist blowing shit up because people are killing the planet
>you kill a man and his mother who wanted to blow shit up because people are killing the planet

>you will never rachel riley

FF7

>You wake up after 5 years.
>Ride a helicopter off into the sunset

Painkiller

Paper Mario TTYD

Jak and Daxter

MW2

Correct