The last video game character you played as now has to protect you from John Wick for 24 hours. How fucked are you?

The last video game character you played as now has to protect you from John Wick for 24 hours. How fucked are you?

Who the fuck is John wick

>Sonic the Hedgehog
I'll probably be okay.

The protagonist from Pokémon Golf probably won't be much help. The 2nd to last game I played was MGSV though, Big Boss might be able to compete in terms of hand to hand combat

Cousin of Max Payne.

>106
I'm safe

the guy from Golf Story. I'm legendary fucked

Claire Redfield

I don't know but I'm extremely worried.

>Baiken from Rev2
I'm confident, she can pretty much parry everything. And Mr. Wick wouldn't want to go cqc against her.

>Cole Phelps
Yeah probably quite fucked. He could probably solve my murder though so that's something

>Gohan
ESTO ES EL FIN

>My mythic geared WOW mage

Wick btfo

Henry from KCD, but...

He was still just the blacksmith's son in my playthrough and he only ever fought with a wooden sword

Kiryu...I'll live

>F.E.A.R Pointman
if anyone's fucked, it'd be John...

dude rubber bullets lmao

>Faith
If Wick adapted the AI of Catalyst I wouldn't even need her.

That said I doubt I could do 10% of the parkour in the game. Would be cool to get better at that meme

>teleport to a magical realm where mere mortals like John Wick cannot tread
>play cards and drink tea or some shit to pass the time and then get a portal back home

>Max Payne protects you from John Wick

Odds are good.

the gmod player character

>Sam from Sam and max

Oh boy.

When has Max Payne ever managed to protect anyone?

that's a good question

>Trust no one, not even your bodyguard

A highly decorated Russian soldier with a Mosin Nagant 1891/30. Both him and John Wick will die when Ivan suicide nades for the Motherland and Stalin.

H-...

hmm, that's actually a pretty good question, user

>wildlands fallen ghosts operator
oh my

I'm fucked.

Can use drones, shock grenades, call in an airstrike and other heavy weaponry. Chances of success: 77%

I'm fucked.

I already have him at my side.

Isn't Wick a hired killer. If it is just a question of money surely Recette wins.

>Brad Armstrong
...Fuck, maybe if he has the Hintster alongside him?

Does he know my location? How far away is he from where I am? When does the 24 hours begin?

I think he managed to protect the pregnant chick in 3, but I might be remembering wrong.

>Fang from Fairy Fencer F
How long do I last?

>classic doomguy
I'm fine

If you were a girl, you would literally be fucked.
Rance ftw.

Didn't think about it like that!

Zero from drakengard, he'll get pegged before touching me

Destiny Gaurdian.
I'm good.

Honestly not sure. Trevor fucked quite some shit up.

>Zenyatta
I'm safe

>a lvl 99 veteran of the eastern front with a k/d of 8.00
Would he be able to do it?

>Laharl
Probably fine

>Death
But he has to go alone.

The civilians playing with guns from 2 may not count since, well, they're surprisingly competent civilians playing with guns
neither does Passos, since he knows his shit
his pregnant gf may count, but she cried a lot, vomited a lot, and got covered in sewage, grease, motor oil, and bits and pieces of a building.
Hope you had a light lunch, user.

A team comprises of A Gohan, Cell, and Goku. So I'm fine.

> Recette offers him money to drop the contract
> he agrees
> she yells "YAYIFACTIONS"
> Wick immediately kills her with a pencil for being an obnoxious lolsorandumb bitch and comes for you next

I'm gonna be fine.

You're good famalam, his horse doesn't do that much anyway

Doesn't Tear have invincibility bubble along that can carry two extra persons?

Pretty damn close, but I feel like John would still win. He’d be pretty tired at the end of it though.

The advanced future army of NATO

Doom guy... Bye bye Wick

>my MH world character
>light bowgun
They have an epic battle, but not sure if either is killable. If john gets creative I can easily be collateral damage

Wick will find a way

Sebastian Castellanos
Hard to tell... like medium fucked

Fuck.

welp.

Sounds like that one shitty neighbor I used to play with when I was kid. Never seen a sorer loser.

>john wick tries to sneak inside as always
>is immediately shredded by a hail of artillery, 7.62x54R, soviet hopes and dreams and a vague smell of vodka
>the veteran walks up to what seems to be a small remnant of his ear
>gently, "cyka" the veteran whispered
>then the veteran proceeds to buttfuck user as if he was a german whore

Are you kidding? Wick would mop the floor with Lincoln, no question

pretty sure it was ssgss vegeta, frieza or krillin..so..2/3 aint bad

Blanco o calvo?

he gonna get his guts ripped

generic disposable sandnigger from insurgency
I'm fucked.

Random ArmA soldier. I'm fucked.

>samurai goroh
we'll just speed away to another galaxy in the fire stingray

So what you are saying is Doomguy is going to kill us both.

>my hunter from MHW
She's done some impressive shit and has some pretty strong armor but I think with a bit of planning and reconnaissance he could take her out pretty easy.

I'm fucked.

>snake
I guess I'll be fine

Nicely written but do you really think a stinking Bolshevik would ever have a k/d of anything over 0.25? I was thinking more of a nice chokepoint with an MG42 holding it down.

>Frank West
I think I'll be okay

>Naked Snake
I think he'll do

>Isaac from Binding of Isaac

We can both cry together

>Red
I'm safe

My hunter armed with a bow on my new game of MH4U... Guy is still in jaggi and with a early game bow. His only hope is to stall with flashbombs and trap but I'm pretty much dead.

Maybe he is a commissar?

Pilot from EtG
considering his pistol's range is shorter than pissing with a 1 inch dick I'm pretty fucked.

fucking JOKER
a teenager who doesn't even has real powers.

Man, I fucking love Frank's brick face and goofy personality. DR4 was shit.

Just change John Wick's heart

>Emily from Dishonored 2
Oh that's cool. She can probably Dark V-
>No powers run
FUCK

Original Doomguy refused to kill civilians when ordered to and Nu-Doomguy wants to protect humanity. You're probably good either way unless you're an edgelord satanist.

>Styx: Master of Shadows
Assassin vs assassin fight. Should I feel safe?

if that was kerry it would've been a different story.

like to see him try,lvl 30 high magic.

Shit man, that's nothing if it means I have even a chance to survive.

Lincoln will likely leave you in Wick's hand then rob your lifeless corpse out of your 5 bucks.

This thread just got more interesting. What would his palace be? What would his boss fight be like? At the end of 2 Aurelio says he thinks John Wick is addicted to the cycle of revenge and killing so I think that would absolutely factor into it.

i was actually going to ask that, would be neat as fuck

Monster Hunter humans are way stronger than regular humans. I think it'd depend most on what weapon you use.

I'll be fine.

why did they have to make you play a literal retard?
could this guy look any more stupid

>A bio-mechanical golem from the future
All gucci.

Might be okay with bowgun.

50str/25skl korean gemmed Hunter from Bloodborne. Beasthunter Saif+10, Whirligig saw+10, Blunderbuss+10, Hunter's Pistol+9, Cannon+6, Gatling Gun+6. Anti-Clockwise +15% and 20% runes, Eye rune for higher discovery. Impurity to CRUSH VERMIN. Has consumed three umbilical cords. NG+.

John doesn't stand a chance, really.

>Raiden
I'm good

You couldve just said "guy with big sword and quick rolling lol"