Tfw always wanted a mario party compilation

>tfw always wanted a mario party compilation
>tfw nintendon't finally does one
>tfw it's absolute trash
Why guys? Why?

Side project for the 3DS’s last year

All the potential for couch multiplayer if it had been a switch or wiiu title

>expecting ND Cube to EVER make a good Mario Party again
You're a retard.

Mario party only feels like a side project now

>Nintendo will never make an online compatible Mario Party

Why is it trash?

>minigames have time limits
>short minigames only last the one quick round
>some minigames have reduced difficulty
>minigames with records to break have limits
>some games don't play as good using the 3ds controls
>no rule customization
>no fun modes to play with other people

Is it just the mini games or does it have any boards?

JUST MAKE A MARIO PARTY LIKE 1-8 WITH ONLINE. IT'LL MAKE MILLIONS. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD NINTENDO, HOLY SHIT.

WHY
DO
THEY
KEEP
PUTTING
THESE
ON
3DS?

no boards

Fucking this

Too bad Nintendo is too scared to put voice chat on that kind of thing, it would be fun as hell to banter with strangers over Mario Party

It's basically just the minigames with a few meme game modes. No boards.

>Mario Party without boards, the most important part of what makes it a Mario Party game
What the fuck were they thinking

At this point I don't even care about bullying strangers online, I just want to beat down my friends in private lobbies while they try to fuck me over

I tried playing this after downloading it from freeshop. never works.

anyone else have the same problemo?

But is it worse than Mario Party Sweet 16 License to Drive?

Just play OJ

i mean i get what they were going for with this one but god damn

Do you really want this piece of shit on Switch?

They were beta testing for the definitive Switch version.

Would like board themes with costumes back too desu and not random luck mini games

I would assume that they would put effort into it if it was on the Switch, as all the 3ds is getting now is extremely lazy budget filler games so Nintendo can say they are still supporting it, while selling New 2DS XLs

Yes? The 3DS is a pain to play on (as I've found out on MH4U and MHGen) and shit like this or Wario Ware is what makes 'party' games fun. Why make it so you have to have 4 3DS when you could just have a switch and two Joycon sets? It would be EASY FUCKING MONEY

The guys that made the good Mario Party games went bankrupt

Who even makes them now?

Ndcube, the guys that made all the shovelware wii party titles.

>3 months from now, we get a DLC season pass adding a total of 30 mini games.
>7 months from now, they release the definitive Switch version.
>10 months from now, they release even more DLC but the game is long since dead and buried.

>Weeb shit
>Some atk def evade thing
>Little to no board animations
Yah nah. Honestly someone can make huge money off this idea with just a little bit of effort

Well shit

It does have a board.

>Literally begging for garbage games.
Are Switchfags really this desperate? At least say that you want a real Mario Party game.