SCP thread

SCP thread
Reminder that if you think the Foundation are the bad guys you're sorely mistaken

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YOU DON'T NEED 2 KEYCARDS
KOS ALL SCIENTISTS

I shoot D-Dorks and I don't care

/masterrace/ reporting in

Very nice.

one more time for you dummies

THE FACILITY HAS MANY DOORS, D BOYS
Nice

173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184
173.71.165.184

JOIN

>Spawn as nerd
>embrace the D life
>my new brothers die in a hail of MTF gunfire
>forced back into the life I had left
sorry guys

77.100.90.203

173.71.165.184

East Coast server, 9 slots open.

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YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!

Im gonna ask again
Is this some kind of heavy roleplaying game akin to SS13 with SCP characters?

I'm not a very good peanut.

It's not heavy RP, it's more like Trouble in Terrorist Town

It can be

Nine O your fucked

>take out 5 waves of mtf as 106
>finally die
>mtf is about to start the nuke
>disconnected

Your nibba confused reporting in

la tarjeta negro...

>tfw I started the habit of yelling "D BOYZ" when spawning as D-Class

>It's another MTF get fucking rekt in 5 minutes episode

I fucked that up completely

>mysterious spamming of the 914 access box
>d-class scroungers with zone manager and janitor cards putting them in the input for the machine, nerd throws his in for good measure
>slip into output and steal all three keycards even though I have no O5 clearance yet
>open 914 and it turns out it was just another d bag
>invite him in and then lock all four of them in there
>run to heavy containment
>die in a tesla gate after a lag spike
>check cams
>they're all still stuck down there
>spawn chaos insurgent
>make my way back to 914
>kill the nerd and bring d bags to radical larry's containment procedure
>threaten to kill them all unless someone jumps in the femur breaker
>kill the other two once someone contains 106
God, and this is just on a public server. I should really play with Sup Forums some time.

>encountered scp 173
>tried to go around him
>he turns 360 and moonwalks into me and snaps my neck
such is life in the zone

Why does Radical Larry have the best memes
All SCP 173 has is being called Peanut and 049 has DING ELEVATORS

STICK A MIRROR IN 096'S FACE
PROBLEM SOLVED

i'm working on a daily dose gif with 49

>Start round as MTF
>Enter elevator
>Suddenly everyone dissapears
>Stuck in infinite elevator

Someone send help I've found a new SCP

Friendly reminder if you take this game seriously you're a faggot

I do but I feel bad about it. Especially that one match where we escorted like 8 to the evac only to mow them down

What would be the 3 worst signs to find together?

Can you hold mouse as peanut or do you have to spam click?

Pretty sure multiple anons started it. The Sup Forums servers were full and so joined a random where the D class were silent other than some awkward "h-hi"s
>mfw run into the corridor yelling D BOISSSSS! AWOOOOOOO!
>mfw the next round everyone followed suite
>mfw join another random server
>can hear chants of D BOIS D BOIS D BOIS before I even leave the room

It's only natural for the Ds to be top lads

What server we playing on, lads?

71.63.72.162:7778

12/20

4 but you get the point

>crunchin' 5 CI and like 3 NTF
>13% of life
>oh shit I'm gonna die
>rush elevator to die with dignity
>crash
Fuck.
Still had fun as Peanut

Sorry guys, first time I was 173

He is blind, they already did try a mirror

>Mobile task forces are named by a greek alphabet letter then number, like epsilon-11 or alpha-1
That's fine.
>epsilon-11 is further divided into NATO phonetic alphabet then number, like echo-11 or alpha-1 for each respawn wave
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

I always yelled out D-bois at the start. Think I stole it from criken's video

Anything with "Symbols have been compromised".

>Stay In The Light
>Stay In The Darkness
>Symbols Have Been Compromised

>NTF being the Nigger Traitor Fuccbois
>unusual

You were roleplaying as a degenerate Male To Female furfag, it's understandable

>run into 914 with 2 d-boys
>"hey nerd put your fucking card in the machine"
>ask him to say that to my face
>"are you deaf? I said put your fucking ca-"
>whip out my glock and shoot him in the head
>other d-boy stares at me silently, too shocked to react
>open the door and tell him to get the fuck out
>he complies, close it behind him
>finish my business and leave
>glass any d-boys I see on way out, hoarding all the dropped cards

Learn your place you fucking brainlets.

>Stay in the Dark
>Stay in the Light
>Symbols Have Been Compromised

>Do Not Make Eye Contact
>Do Not Look Away
>Symbols Have Been Compromised

from the last thread

I hope 093 keeps his loud scream when looked at so that I can run up to people instead of killing them and just yell in their ears constantly

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77.100.90.203

THE PUMPED UP KICKS

Anyone streaming?

They need to make SPCs be unable to turn off the nuke

Who's "they"? Mirror testing isn't in 096's article nor does it say he's blind.

I've begun to notice something while playing as D-boi
Every time I meet one with a foreign sounding accent I get a chance to negotiate
Every time I meet an American sounding NTF I get gunned down on site

>criken

Has he played this game? He got shilled years ago and I thought he was a complete faggot

PULL THE TRIGGER ON EVERY D-NIGGER

lemmy i died of a lagspike but you can still make it i believe in you, that janitor keycard will carry you to victory

Good one user.
Lots of good OC coming from these threads.

room clear.
safe place to rest.
symbols have been compromised

>that dude making the dboi feel bad for being lost
The community doesn't need this.

post dings

>D Boi makes 5 O5 cards
>Solid Snakes his way to Gate A while blasting Eurobeat
Amazing

You should be honored, they're sharing their freedoms with you.

Why is this not on /vg/?

>always trust dboys as a scientist
>dboys are usually always nice and we try to escape together
>even help Dboys as a NTF
>dboy shot me in the face after I helped them all escape to heavy containment, giving them a chance

Never again. These niggers are getting bodied. Fellow nerds were does the glock spawn so I can choke a bitch

how do I make my mic work

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t. Butthurt MTF soyboy

>Have a squad of 6-15 by late-game
>can't gun down SCPs within seconds

Lmao

Thst doctor is a dick

youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c

He only shills stuff in his youtube channel, not in his streams.
His SCP streams are 10/10, too bad i cant say the same of most of his roleplay in other games.

>mfw I've been making shit tons of OC since these threads started
Nothing better than seeing those (You)s or seeing your shit get reposted.

Why are you not back in your shitposting threads?

BARGES OUT KNOCKING A BUNCH OF SHIT OVER FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUCK…………….FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK STARTS KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER, I PULL A BOOKCASE DOWN AND I KNOCK A TABLE OVER AND SMACK ALL THE SHIT OFF THE SHELVES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Why haven't you given a 12 gauge a blowjob yet?

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This one is fucking classic, thanks user

take this shit to /vg/

That makes no sense.

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How loud do you guys have the game when you play?

Eat a dick, faggots

No problem bud.

Max volume
I think it's fucking up my hearing

How loud are footsteps? If you had to judge it based on common speaking volume or the like. Although in that case you have to say if you're a loud american or not.

Well shit, I'll give him twitch (You)s just this once since I'm curled up in bed watching the snow and can't play

>YFW when you're dicking around in Light Containment and see some poor Dboy sprinting past you shortly before hearing 096's scream followed by him hauling ass in Dboy's direction.

fucking 30 peanuts

NTF are subhuman murderers.

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WE JUST GOT FUCKED UP

>room with full of D-boys and scientists
>waiting to actually create good cards
>fucking role playing scientist hears someting on the outside
>opens the gate
>PEANUT FUCKER JUST WAITING AND STARING
>10 seconds later we got a DOCTOR MEDICINE

FUCK ME

>they dont stop coming

>space/distance distortion
>danger on the other side
>area changes

>stay together
>team member vanished here
>stay quiet

>alternate reality
>someone else is here
>does not stay dead

Are you larping as Helen Keller, or just a retard?

>don't tell people what the game is
>give no instructions on how to get the game
>make a new thread as soon as the old thread dies
>entire thread is meta shit and memes
>somehow doesn't belong on /vg/

>doesn't filter

>find 914
>devoid of SCPs
>go hunt down d boy who had split up, takes like 5 min but I wrangle him and another d boy together and we go back to 914
>walk up to 914 and open the door
>D class casually walks out
>Oh hey
>Nah nah nah you DON'T wanna be in there
>this exchange happens in the course of a second as I approach him
>fucking extendo arms lurches around the corner and one taps me
>never revives me
D-Boys are too inconsistent to be kill on sight or trust with caution