OH Shit you are trapped in the dungeon Sup Forums

OH Shit you are trapped in the dungeon Sup Forums.
>You see mushrooms
>You see a golden key
>You see two doors.

eat mushrooms and unlock doors with key

Eat Key, unlock mushrooms with doors.

put the mushrooms, key, and doors inside my asshole. this 5 decrees it

>You eat the three mushrooms.
You are poisoned!
>You see 3 Red Scorpions.

>PSN
Just log out.

run away to other door and exit that one

>You log out of Playstation Network.
You are no longer *PSN*
The keyhole is shaped like a mushroom. The key will not fit!

Seconded

juke those bitch scorpions, run through the door they came from, and close it behind you