Reminder to check your joycons for broken locks

reminder to check your joycons for broken locks

Hahahaha
Buying a switch?
Buying a handheld when mobile games exist?

>makes fun of nintendo
>likes anime, thereby liking sony for weeb “games”
checks out

>Somebody insults Nintendo
>IT HAS TO BE THOSE SONY LOVERS!

Yeah, mobile games are so fun

Whom'st else would it be? Xbox is dead

Alright, wat now?

Is it broken? Order a metal replacement from alliexpress

So wait, what if its the security bandwrist that is broken? is there a way to fix it by hand?

PCMR, obviously. They have no games so all they do is shitpost, although I could say the same thing about Nintendies as well

Why are Americans such complete retards?

>last gen
>NINTENDO IS NEVER GOING HANDHELD

>this gen
>IT'S OKAY TO BE UNDERPOWERED BECAUSE IT'S A HANDHELD

Where should I go to watch for information on switch hacking?

WHy would they shitpost about nintendo. If anything for a PCMR nintendo is the console that is the most complimentary to their library instead of bloodborne machine.

>MUH POWER
Diminishing returns, you absolute fucking retard. Power is irrelevant now.

I almost never detach the Joycons since I have a Pro Controller. Why should I care?

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homebrew general

Everyone said they aren't going MOBILE. Not handheld.

But they also went mobile too, so who cares.

Its hybrid fuckface.

its a handheld with tv out.

What, because they have already switch emulators but nothing that can emulate BB or Yakuzas?

why would they emulate Bloodborne when its just a standalone Dark Souls game? Why would they emulate Yakuza games when Beat'em up games are not very popular nowadays?

Is that why Switch games run at 360p and 30 fps while looking like absolute garbage? Is that why people don't release multiplats on nintendo because they don't want to waste time porting a game to last gen hardware when tendies don't buy 3rd party games anyway?

All they are really doing is outputting a video output to a TV which isn't what makes a home console a home console. It's just a cheap gimmick. You aren't paying for hardware when you purchase a nintendo console you are paying for gimmicks and the brand name.

why would I play odyssey when I can play a Hat in Time? NO! there is no reason to own a shitch as a PC master race according to your own arguments. Why would I get a Zelda machine when I can emulate it?

Dunno. Why would I care about a bunch of garbage indie games and walking simulators PC has copious amounts of? Only game on PC that interests me somewhat is Hollow knight.
Bloodborne is the best of the souls games, maybe only rivaled by DeS.
Yakuzas are pretty good games, but if you're playing only what's trendy and hip these days, you'll miss a bunch of other good games too. It really doesn't matter if they're popular or not, since they don't rely on online to be fun.

>All they are really doing is outputting a video output to a TV which isn't what makes a home console a home console
What makes a home console a home console?

Is it the size? Or is a console automatically a home console if it's not a portable? That's an awfully binary way to view consoles now we have a hybrid.

bullshit, all i need is my pc and switch for games. now if they would just start releasing more ninty games

You know, I got myself a pro controller but I still find myself playing with detached joycons almost all the time. It's just too comfy.

>pc player
>needing a Shitch
You heard of emulators, fagola?

show me a emulator that can play bing bing odyssey