Tfw never got a alakazam because i had no one to trade with

>tfw never got a alakazam because i had no one to trade with

me too man, me too

Is he riding a motorcycle?

i traded with myself
i was that kid...

The only reason you wouldn't have an Alakazam by now is because you're a genwunner.

Why are you nugenners so upset that you can't top the best generation?

>implying Gen 2 was any different in that regard

Me too.

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Gen 1 the most despite what retards would have you believe.

My sister had another GBC and the blue version but she never played it so I did the same.

>There is literally nothing wrong with liking Gen 1
True. But there is something wrong with shitting on other gens without having played them.

>best generation
>terrible balance
>no moves
>wrap/fire spin/etc are literally "mash a to win"
>pokemon locked behind RNGame Corner
>no running shoes
>ghost type doesn't work
>less postgame than gen 7
>some sprites are straight up wrong

Mewtwo puts Alakazam in a headlock and can be gotten without trading.

Poor Alakazam, always being outshines.

*outshined

gen 1 is the best because of the anime, not the game. the pokemon actually had memorable personalities and stories back then. pikachu, meowth, jigglypuff, psyduck, togepi, charizard, mewtwo, etc

>gen 1 is the best because of the anime,

Anime sucked, too.

>DOOD FREE BADGES LMAO

No wonder charizard didn't respect him.

Oh Arceus, now it all makes sense.

>Oh Arceus
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING NONCE

TFW no conkeldurr

>They removed the glitch in Gen 4 that let you get trade evolutions without trading away the Pokemon
It was a great bug and should have stayed.

>[Videogame] is the best because of [Non-videogame adaptation]
Dumb nigger

>dirty Giratinite detected

You need to go back.

To the Distortion World.

its "bless us, o mighty Mew"
Cuck

>favorite mon requires not only trading but only trading with a single specific pokemon

you people do not know pain

Don't worry OP, there always a superior choice.

and people unironically wonder why no one likes genwunners

Typical heathen Mewtheist.

Arceus' Judgement is super-effective against sinners.

Your the sinner for picking the newer religion over the original
Punk ass bitch

the anime is what made people care about pokemon at all by giving them personalities and making people want to have them. otherwise they're just shit games

everyone is a genwunner, look outside your /vp/ bubble

>slow as shit
>less Sp.Atk
>50% male
The only thing Gardevoir has going for it over Alakazam is a Fairy-Typing and slightly more bulk.

>slightly more bulk.

And if it's a male, a little bit more than that.