ESA Winter 2018

Now: Cuphead (PC)
Then: Forward To The Sky (PC)
Later: Pankapu (PC)

esamarathon.com/schedule

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looking forward to the sky run

DICKHEAD

>simple

Did the red one ever succ the blue one straw?
haha, asking for a friend

This run simply sucks

benis

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look at this dude
OHNONONONO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>SIMPLE FUCKING MODE

>unpatched version so he can spam weapon swap

Using old versions always irked me. Like this shit isn't even relevant anymore.

The people complaining about Simple are getting to him

What is even the point of a simple run as you don't even get to do the bosses in hell? It is only another 10 minextra doing the normal difficulty and hell.

Friday
>HoMM II
>MGS V

Saturday
>Postal 2
>Pokemon Red
>Streets of Rage

dis gon b good

>when I played it with a friend
>when I played it with a friend
>when I played it with a friend
Where are all these people getting friends from

i felt bad when he looked over and "this guy sucks, seriously" was up

>getting hit in SIMPLE
>constantly defending playing SIMPLE whenever anyone asks why he's not finishing the fucking game

>simple mode
>no hard parts to make look easy
>no interesting glitches so far

The worst part is that he probably doesn't realize it and thinks they're just "trolling" instead of questioning his lifechoices.

>that was what was chosen...
How can this be a speedrun if you aren't even beating the game?
You aren't beating the game as fast as possible

simple mode has no reason to exist other than getting to run and gun levels for coins faster and getting the mini-bullet cheevo.

Is this the worst run of the event?

Go fast and have fun on regular bitch

not really, it's just dull
he's going a good job I guess

The off screen boss damage is pretty interesting, but other than that it's not that exciting.

So this is 2D Dark Souls.......

Hello.

>dying on simple

HE DIED IN SIMPLE

look at the top of his head
oh nonononono
look at this dude
wait till you see his sweat
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

no, it's boring but it's only 20 minutes

LBP was boring and lasted an hour

Sadly no, I'm enjoying this but most of the runs have been pretty dull.

green truck

No simply because it'll end in our lifetime unlike every other run.

>YOU DIED!
fucking really?

This entire run will probably be shorter than pool+air hockey in GTA.

No stupid, he's on the postcard.

RATE THE RUN
RATE THE RUN
RATE THE RUN
RATE THE RUN

Man I loved these books when I was a kid. I had every single one of them.

rate this run
>rate this run
rate this run

Wow what an ending!

simple/10

simply horrible

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Fun. Post more.

Sweden fucks everything up.

0/10

>speedrun ends before you finish the game

wut?

3/10 didn't even finish the fucking game

0/0 it was dead in concept and execution

>puts a postcard in the image to read
>"hides" right the fuck under it
What is this, babby mode?

LBP was kino *yumps* *blinks*

hiding behind rails on the bottom right

3/10

To the right of the pool, about to walk offscreen below the upper deck

i missed the paper mario run. did yumpdude go over estimate again?

On the postcard

will the Pokemon Colosseum run be comfy or no?

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of course
his pb was 28 minutes past estimation

Yumping was paper mario dude, it was godlike.

You can't finish Cuphead on Simple because you get no soul contracts. Yes.

>missed Kirby 64 and Subspace
How were those runs?

boring

Dull and made even worse by it just ending on a wet fart when they say "well that's the end" when they reach hell.

I'll rate it when he finishes.

SHIT, DON'T DO IT

he technically went overestimate but apparently the schedulers wrote down the wrong estimate

Some people finish games with the worst possible ending to finish them, he didn't even completed the game

0/10
Bring back the GTA run

Who does the estimates? Why would they expect him to beat his PB by that much?

I just tuned in. Why did he quit there?

Obviously. He did better than last time though, the estimate was just retarded. In fact it was a PB.

>I had no expectations but I was still disappointed

>he kept getting mad when people complained about simple
>theres always speedrunsdotcom for that

Evil Wally's:
To the very left below the red truck among the crowd.
Next to the pirate commander behind the rails.

Both by that Fuzzy guy so they were overestimate and full of WOW THATS MONKAS GUYS WOW INTENTIONAL DEATH

can you get to the next island without getting all the contracts?

Green striped towel. Closer to the top and slightly to the right of center.

For fun!

the runner does the estimates afaik

thats the category

nah the LBP run had swedes too. one of them couldn't speak english but kept trying to explain what was happening

Hello again! I hope you're enjoying the event.

Red/White parasol on the right.

All these fucking stripes throwing me off, took me a few seconds extra.

his evil twin brother is near the changing tent

why do yuros say monkashake instead of monkaS

>getting fooled by the ol' gender switcheroo

Is that Wanda?
Waldo is almost directly left of her.

>weebshit
oh no

>another noname weebshit game

weebshit

Yes. You can beat all the bosses on simple and go to the next island. You only get blocked when you reach King Dice.

Wouldn't know honestly. Never really read these as a kid.

actually has STATS
speedrun.com/ftts

HOLY SHIT, A WHITE GIRL ON ESA????

Weebshit game, interested

Oh boy shovelware

The jumping sound effect surely wont get annoying.

>all these autists complaining about weebshit
Go outside if you want something else to do, nerds