Extremely close game

>extremely close game
>gg ez

Sarcasm for $100, Alex.

>soyboys be like

>game is completely one-sided
>losing team: "gg ez"

>Getting mad at the other team because you didn't play good enough
Typical sore loser.

>game is completely one-sided
>ggwp

>guy says it when he's playing an overpowered character

>start a game
>don't care
>get matched with a stranger
>don't care
>win or lose
>don't care
>sit there numbly watching the 'banter' in the lobby

Lel

>playing pvp
>player can't beat me
>he quits the game
>sends me a message saying you didn't win

>caring what shit talkers say

>start match
>get rolled over on the first round
>gg

Iktfb

>Get owned
>Say ez anyways

>beat opposing team
>enemy accuses me of aimbotting or wallhacking
>doesn't understand the concept of gamesense or pre-firing

>lose game
>dead weight teammate(s) say ggwp

>lose by a landslide
>though it may not have looked like it, it was a close game. you have all fought valiantly. I would be honored if you would stay for a rematch.

>Carry my team to victory
>Enemy team complains
>"You only won because user carried you"

>shit talk the other team the entire game
>start to lose mid game
>other team trying their hardest because they're so mad at the shit talk
>end up barely winning
>"GG easiest game of my life"
>enemy team suicides IRL out of anger

>utterly annihilated and lose game
>"easiest game of my life"
I do this every time and it never fails to trigger spergs

I saw you announce saving this pic less than an hour ago. You're that excited to make another shitposting thread? I wish I could fucking strangle you

>ez
What does this mean?

>immediately deems you as salty if you happened to lose

>The carried player is gets cocky.

every time.

>dominate the other team
>gg close

>Kick someone's ass hard.
>"F-fucking tryhard"

>i know that feel babe
faggot

>be the carried player
>shit talking constantly, calling the other team bad as they sperg out
>make sure to say the game was super easy
feels good every time

>Fed enemy team harder than what my mom did during lactation
>End of game we win
>I type "way 2ez4me"
>Everyone goes apeshit

;_;

i like to tell them i was playing with a steering wheel, xbox controller, etc and watch them lose their minds calling me a liar.

>say gg
>player on enemy team say bg

>win easily
>shittalk heavily

git gud noob
else you wouldn't get laughed at

>that one player you meet every few games
>only stock weapons, no cosmetics, not a single message entire game
>wrecks everyone
>his nickname is "dennis"

>incredible tryharding in a mode specifically named "Casual Play" or otherwise obviously irrelevant, unranked matches
for what purpose

>only GG team speak/chat

A big part of me wants to get into overwatch on console and stomp people with a Xim4 while pretending to be a good sport. Like act condescendingly nice to people saying "yeah you guys show some promise" or "maybe someday you won't be bad"

that's gregor you stupid fuck

>Person not even trying whatsoever to play the objective and defends it because it's "casual" mode and it's "fun"
This swings both ways, faggot

Sure it does, but I was just specifically pointing out that one
Seems like you're guilty of it

>keeping cool and not talking to the other team
>our team works together and we start beating them
>guy on our team gets cocky in chat
YOU'RE ENDANGERING THE INTEGRITY OF THIS OPERATION

>game is hard as fuck
>sweating my balls off
>very one-sided in their favor
>my team shouts at each other
>opposing team overlooks some obvious objective
>ends up losing immediately after
>me: gg ez

ez pz lemon squee z

>commend guy on enemy team who did poorly and went 0-12
>whole lobby gets to see the commend go through

No, I see it completely differently. I see me joining a TF2 CTF server and trying to actually play the game casually, and you writing that post because I said
>Are you guys going to just dance all day or actually defend our flag?
And then you getting mad for me starting a votekick on you when you go AFK

What is any Comp game in CS, Alex

>ace entire enemy team
>all chat "?"

How do you know they were trying? I've had plenty of games in fighting games where I play with my food so badly it makes shit look even since I suck ass at trying to land specific things that they for some reason never give me the bait for.

>Mofo jumps 10 times
>Ok hes shit I wanna end this with Potemkins air super
>Stops jumping predictably and at best does a YRC IAD I don't react to
>Even though I had meter before hand.

>be the carried player
>make not of it and chat and make snide remark thanking my carrier

But I am also bothered by what you are talking about, so your irritation's pretty misplaced

>DSP got raped in 2-3f crisp DBFZ connections
>Because the game drops servers like a shit 1/10 times he uses that as an excuse to rage delete the game.

Ah its like fucking art.

Are we talking about now or in the hypothetical game? If you're not even playing the game my frustration is objectively more well founded than yours. If you don't want to play the game then fucking get out so somebody who does will take your place.

>get carried
>talk shit in post game lobby
the salt is unbelievably delicious

This is always me, I've never played games online with people. Where do people find groups to play with? It seems like people know eachother even when they are connected across a distance, where do these relationships start?

>gamesense
What kind of psuedo-game shit is this? Who said this first?

pffft

>gamesense
It's an intuitive understanding of the game after playing many times, you know to fire down a corridor preemptively because people always go down that route for example.

At this point I just laugh that off. Don't take shit talking seriously unless they do it mid match, post match shit talking is far too safe to care about.

This triggers the fuck out of me though.

>everyone is just repeating the same few "insults" you hear in every single lobby

I know one guy from real life, the rest of the people I play with I met online. I met a few in DayZ about 5 years ago and we are still friends, also my other friend is a streamer and sometimes viewers play with us. Also just add people in game to play.

Whenever you play with anyone who is good and uses a mic/chat, just send them a friend request.

>beat some fag in a match
>"lol I wasn't even trying you tryhard."

Legitimately funny stealing this

>it showed nub

no matter what you could possibly type
>u mad :)

ok?

>team barely loses
>guy on other team says gg ez
>completely destroy the other team the next round
>????????

saying gg ez after every round that you win ruins the phrase just like all the shitty memes

>not saying "gg easiest game of my life" whether you win or lose

>2v(You)
>the shittier of the two teabags you after they kill you

>they're so mad they call you a virgin

I thought it was nice, user's just spreading his love

>drops servers like a shit
kek

extra zozzle

>dominate opponents from start to finish
>"wp"

>never bant because I want other team to have a good time
>crush them so hard they bant between themselves
I don't like triggering people, but I do enjoy watching them eat each other in all chat

>if I win, they suck
>if I lose, their virgin losers

The safest of all mentalities.

>do bad
>team screams at you for being shit
>do good
>team calls you a cheater

>lose game
>the guy that did the worst out of the other team is the one that talks the most shit
>even his own teammates tell him to shut the fuck up

xD

gamesense just means you can predict how scrubs will play

g g e z t ni wi ni

>win game
>guy from other team whispers insults at you
>go to respond
>You have been blocked
Every time

>destroy a 2v1
>type "?"
>third enemy appears and kills you

>report

>third enemy also types "?" after killing you

Fucking hell this. Why engage someone at all if you don't wanna talk to them? I have never blocked someone in all my years.

>Absolutely devastates you and has every right to shit talk you
>Theres no all-chat of any kind in the game

>just know he's laughing to himself about how easy it was to beat you

>play well one game
>do well
>play the same next game
>do terrible

S-P-A-C-E

>tfw never consistent

>an obviously little girl is shit talking you and your teammates on the mic
>no one can get close to killing her
>carrying their team every game with absurdly high number of kills/points
>you didnt know but it was actually a top tier competitive user playing on his little sister's account while she did the shit talking

>type gg ez
>permabanned

>1v1 ME YOU FUCK
>ok
>Go AFK the entire round
>REEEEEE

>Be good at game
>Get to fight those PRO Players you inspire to be/be better than
>Play the worst you've ever played in your life
>Go back to playing regular randoms
>God Mode Reactivates


EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

>5 kills
>siege
>[VVGG]
>"hell that was ez"
>evetyone hates me

>Salty

>lose 1 game and the opposing player taunts
>make a comeback and slap their shit in subsequent games
>they get salty and leave

No better feeling. Fuck people like that.

It means how good you are at tactical play and positioning.

>unmute the server
>one guy is talking shit specifically to you
>mute the server

>extremely close game
>other guy: "I was holding back."
>go in for round 2
>me: "So was I :O)"
>I dominate
>*Assmunster269 has disconnected*