Let's talk about Sombra

Let's talk about Sombra.

Is she a good character?
Do you think the upcoming buffs are excessive or just right?
Do you know any Mexicans that actually fucking talk like that?

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i'd fuck her

I grew up in Vegas where, yeah, I knew a lot of Mexicans who talked like that.
It's as fucking grating when she does it as when those Drawn-on Eyebrow havin, gas blasting, too much make-up wearin teeny-bopping Mexican Flag waving turbo-spergs do it.

I'd love to give her a magic potion that made her grow a femcock so I could slobber all over it.

Okay okay, but what about her gameplay changes?

I can't find anything about upcoming buffs
Link?

That stuff is the shit. I put it in everything.
This is now a Garlic thread.

She's supposed to be mexican?
I always thought of her as she-kang

I would smash my head against her pelvis
that is what you wanted to hear right? with your attention grabbing image and filename?
my nigga

I wish she were fat like an actual Mexican.

I'm a mexican girl and I speak like her

V o c a r o o

Sumbro KEK

What’s the buffs? The way she is now is pretty good. If she sneaks up on players, and she usually can in most modes besides seige, she usually have enough time to hack someone before engaging. Her fire rate is fast and has moderate range. Maybe it’s because I’m not that good, but she feels actually kind of OP in most situation, even when i’m using her.

Lewd vocaroo posts, NOW! You don't understand how much I need this!

Jeff Kaplan video
youtu.be/rDbkDWsyguU

-EMP

No longer blocked by small objects (e.g. sign posts)

-Hack

No longer gains ultimate charge from health pack healing

Cast time reduced from 0.8 seconds to 0.65 seconds

Hack now disables the following abilities:

Genji—Cyber-agility

Hanzo—Wall Climb

Pharah—Hover Jets

Lúcio—Healing Boost and Speed Boost (turns off current song entirely), Wall Ride

Mercy—Angelic Descent

-Machine Pistol

Machine Pistol spread reduced from 3 to 2.7

-Opportunist

Now activates when enemies’ health bars are at less than 100 percent, up from 50 percent health

-Translocator

Duration increased from 15 seconds to 20 seconds

Sounds like she's finally going to be able to do what she was intended to do.

The ultimate counter engage. I'm gonna pop a stiffy the first time I hack Pharah over a ledge.

spotted the pigskin cracker cuck

>playing Overwatch
I'm just here for the cute brown girls.

nobody here speaks like that, only chicanos do, and they are more gringo than mexican

And before people freak out about the passive change, thinking that she can see you through walls at 99% health:

In the live game, you can only see the enemy's health bar if they've been hurt recently. With the new Sombra passive you can see these health bars at all times if they're under 99% health

How old is she canonically?
Give her until her mid 30s to bloat up.

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I think shes an underrated character. With a good team Sombra could be beneficial. When used right she can pester and annoy the backline like tracer and deal with chokepoints. Also how did she become a top tier OW girl? I want her on my face

I don't think she'd get as fat as gracefully though. Some fatties actually are cute but most Mexicans turn kinda ugly when they get fat. The boundaries of 2D are limitless though.

I suspect she's a mid 30s woman who is aging remarkably well.

Considerably she's 90% augments at this point, it'd make sense for her to have halted her aging. That being said, her origin story showed her starting her hacking venture fairly young. I would guess mid-20s. Goes with her playful attitude.

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playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra/

Age: 30

The buffs are retarded. She's alrady strong it's just people don't play her because it takes actual effort. They are going to make her OP as fuck, every team will have her.

what game is this

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Any skins that take away her retarded hairstyle and just give her normal hair?

plebe taste

Both and pic related are good alternatives.

>trashy brown girl wearing a nice piece of lingerie
gross

It's like they don't want her to be a utility character anymore and want her to be straight up DPS, which theyve said before they weren't gonna do.

The only real buff to her DPS was the changes to her gun. All the other changes are strictly utility.

Horrible in Comp. Led me to quitting Overwatch. Good riddance. One of sexiest characters in vidja. Gets me horny like Harley Quinn because she's that crazy type of bastard.

Theres nothing wrong with shaved hair as long as the girl is cute/pretty/hot

Looks pretty shit on anyone. The pretty ones with the shaved sides are pretty despite the shitty hair, not because of it

>Only gets ult from doing damage

you wouldn't make sombra a mother

would you?

I want to fuck her ass raw but I don't play the game anymore

sombra gives me the Big Penis so im glad shes getting a buff. buff her some more

No

Sombra is an anal slut exclusively

blizz employee, it must be hard for you here

the fuck happened to Sup Forums

God listening to Jeff talk makes me want to die.

sombras my mommy

Im gonna wait until live, the devs don't give a shit what you think about ptr

>Do you know any Mexicans that actually fucking talk like that?

As a half-spic I can say with firsthand experience that a good third of hispanic cunts act like that, yes.

CHI

Please dont give these gringos fap bait. Jesus.

Im pretty sure theres a huge majority that dont play the game but stay for the girls

Sup Forums has always been full if trap lovers newfag.

Personally I always thought that gringo was a fucking childish as hell word. Why use a corrupted word that makes you sound like an idiot instead of just calling them Yankee? It riles them up even more.
t. Peruvian

Can she even still get pregnant? I thought she was like 80% computer now

You need to update. Its la abominacion now.

She's good but not the best brown girl

Now joo sae el monstro in el taco supreme...

I thought we were talking about online, but you're still right I do indeed need to update. Mostly I just call them Wh*toids or mutts now.

I put some 150 hours into the game, it's just another match-based game where you do the exact same thing every match 1000 times and you realize that you never really accomplished anything. I'm more of a singleplayer gamer

Her passive buff is a bit too much but I like everything else
I'd fuck her but having children with mixed children is degenerate

Brother-man belonging to mineself

Mutts is good. Just question their purity, its hilarious. They honestly belive their ancestors werent dirt pesant mutts. Have fun with it user.

hehe traps amiright Sup Forumsros??

Your just proving my point. Sup Forums is a website for idiots, ironic and unironic.

To be honest when it's purposely corrupted like that it makes it funny as hell.

Thanks user, have this picture as a gift.

Knock yourself out. Spanish speakers should have a ball with it.

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Don’t be retarded, the ult change is obviously to balance the big hack buff

i like her winter skin's hairstyle a lot but she looks retarded as a blue ice girl. give me the brown skinned scuba qt any day. too bad there isn't a lot of good porn of her in that skin. i end up jerking it to swimsuit widowmaker instead most of the time.

>made pharah a tranny
Fuck off

i just want to make some mexican babies with her

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this is a man

Hacking disabling lucio's songs entirely seems too heavy handed, since it doesn't stop moira from using her left and right click

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It might not be that good but its out there

I want to take her virginity

I also don't play Overwatch but fap to the girls. So post more lewd.

who on the overwatch team has a foot fetish and is designing the heroes? winged victory mercy, summer widowmaker, sombra's default shoes
something has to be up

>spoilers censored image
you're so fucking gay dude

summer widow just wears sandals tho, like yknow, every woman ever during summer

no, if there's ANY feet in the game it must be the work of the global footfag illuminati

No because the feet are super low-poly and look like they are from 2004

>dinner time
>not desert

Immersion ruined.

dessert, goddamnit.

I think she'd look better like this. It would turn me on more, anyway.

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Fuck off

When did Sombra become popular enough to get her own threads?

Who the fuck buys processed garlic? Just chow down on it fresh, you fucking sissy.