All these rereleases and it keeps bombing

>all these rereleases and it keeps bombing
Do these guys understand nobody wants to play as a ugly dyke?

>ugly
gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Believe it or not the game is actually fun as a video game and not a fapping simulator.

I think they don't realize that men are frightened by powerful women.

It's bombing?

>bayo 2
>switch
>$60
How can they get away with this?

This no one is actually attracted to Bayonetta. She's cool, but she is somehow unfappable.

Let me guess, japanese sales?
Do you also use japan sales as a metric for the god of war games too?
It's not made for japanese audiences, not shit it doesn't sell there.

>2 great games for $60

no problem there

Sold out in Chile
>mestizo jokes
sisi i don't speak Americano

It’s bombing in sonypajeet land.

Agreed that bayo 2 is hit and bayo 2 haircut looks like a 50 year old womans

...

One great game, one meh game. It's like if someone released a package with just DMC1 and 2 for 30 bucks.

UK sales which is the 2nd biggest EU gaming market. Also not doing well on Germany amazon which is No.1.

Considering Bayonetta 2 never charted originally in the US safe to say its bombing there again. EU was the only reason bayo made it in smash

japanese has bad taste in video game and anime.

The series is poorly mishandled. They botched the PS3 version which is where the hardcore gamers were which effectively killed the franchise out of the game. Then continue to put it on Nintendo shit to keep failing. The series is cursed until it makes a proper release on a PS system. But of course people keep spamming the tired excuses and shitposts even wen they realize the truth.

>already flopped in 2 markets
>HAHA look at this list that changes every hour and has no numbers for reference!

It's more because it's an archaic genre where every game is too similar too one another and only a few handful people like the repetitive button mashing and archaic level designs and they defend their taste by saying people don't like games that require skills but that simply isn't true, some games that require skills are popular, most people just don't like this style of game in particular.

They're #1 and 2 in the eshop bestsellers list last I saw today. They have years to sell at a Nintendo price premium on hardware that's actually popular, as opposed to launching on the Wii U's last (and arguably only) significant year before being largely forgotten.

Chilean here, normies don't even know what is a switch

>Port a niche game for dirt cheap
>Sell more than enough to turn a profit
If you're comparing it to major AAA games, then yeah it's not a massive hit, but it's definitely a success.

youve been doing this all day. no cares or thinks the same as your stupid anti-bayonetta opinion

Because why would I buy them again when I already own them for my Wii U.

I'm ok with re-releases with extra shit, for example mario kart and the new racers, but this? Hell no.

Bayonetta deffo costs more than whatever capcom spends on DMC lmfao

How much does Capcom spend on DMC, user?

>ugly
I bet you're one of those faggots who preferred Samus without heels or the mole.

>Because why would I buy them again when I already own them for my Wii U.
I don't know. Why would you? These ports are obviously not made for you. They're made to introduce a new audience to the games in preparation for Bayonetta 3.

Source?

Also Eshop source?

Fuck off with soyboy slut trash! Soyboy ruined gaming and turn game sintonsjw trash. Fuck Nintendo and fuck you soyboy

>Killed the franchise out of the game
Guess that's why it's getting a second sequel. Also
>Hardcore gamers

Media create it launched at 20k
UK it sold LESS than WiiU release

she is a monster of fucked up proportions so the game plays well

Nintendo is just funding them because they know they get kids who got scammed into buying their console to shitpost all over the place as if people care about bayonetta.

Merely saying why would I or anyone that might own them already buy them again, Bayonetta was never that big a seller anyway, putting it on the Wii U isn't going to change that.

Ok, but what about America?

Yes, user. Nintendo is only funding the games out of spite.

Find out next month.

>How much does Capcom spend on DMC, user
Clearly not much when they completely sold a game half finished, rereleased it STILL unfinished and got no backlash from it.

April can't come soon enough. Gayonetta is about to get curb stomped.

>repeating what I said
k

Moles are some of the ugliest shit on a women. I really think some crackhead coined the term "beauty mark"

Considering that Platinum Games makes games for cheap and turns them out in 1-2 years, you're full of shit.

Autistic and gay.
I want to lick that mole.

The only reason this game isnt selling any better is because all the stores didnt carry enough in stock. I went to every local game store here, noone had a copy to buy. Had to buy it from the eshop. Brick and mortar stores can fucking die off at this point for all I care. Fucking bullshit.

>tfw my mom and I had a huge argument when it first came out regarding her appearance
>my mom was OUTRAGED that a game would PLAINLY use Sarah Palin's likeness to appeal to young boys to indoctrinate them to being Republicans and I said Sarah Palin didn't invent the librarian look. Every time it's rereleased, I remind her she was losing her shit over that and she acts like she doesn't remember it at all and that I am exaggerating and that the character doesn't look like Palin at all so we couldn't have possibly had a fight over it.

>89 reviews

That means that about 300 people or less have actually bought that listing considering the odds of confirmed buyers vs reviews. I have soap for sale that has more reviews than that. Compare that to the 2000 something the zelda games has.

I like bayonetta, but unless there's another amazon listing somewhere, 89 reviews only tells me is not selling that much.

Even Gamestop?

SeeDonte is the only DMC game that looked expensive.

Bayo games look better and more content than 1-4 and the games are actually finished.

>wanting to get someone's cancer cells in your mouth

Go suck a muzzle, Kurt.

>he uses the number of reviews as an indicator of sales
Xenoblade 2 has 228 reviews on Amazon, and has been confirmed to have sell well over one million

Pathetic attempt, hag.

>Bayonetta was LITERALLY "Sarah Palin: The Video Game"

holy shit I forgot that was a thing. When was the last time the media promoted a less accurate interpretation of a game?

I'd imagine a big reason is because Bayo 1 has been re-released on Wii U, Steam, and now Switch, lots of people already own it. Bayo2 on the other hand, I don't know. All I know is that it's number 2 on the eShop, and we still dont know the US numbers. In any case, who cares, we're still getting Bayonetta 3

If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your son’s mother.

Told you it would flop again. But hey, you still got until 3 (and possibly 4) to prove that this franchise isn't bargain bin material and or deserves to be shelved indefinitely like Metroid.

It's just fucking remake. Who the fuck will buy the game they already played? Wait the third part and see then.

Of course it wont, user.
Why would you put a game on the same system twice?

You stupid fuck. Who's gonna buy the 3rd one if no one played 2?

The character is erotic but not exactly attractive, someone with these proportions in real life would look like a monster

I'd love to see the look on their stupid gook faces when they realize the 3rd one is already well into development and it's going to bomb worse than the 2nd.

I bet they're wishing they would have waited on that announcement lol

Platinum should pack it up at this point. How does the even more niche title like Nier:A destroy Bayonetta?

She’s like a sexy Jack Skellington

Why people generally buy first parts of franchises if there was not previous entry at all?

Reddit

>2 bombs on Wii U
>"Well duh, no one owned a Wii U"
>2 bombs on Switch
>"Well duh, no one buys a remake if they already played it"
Bayonetta is going to be the laughing stock of a series that Nintendo kept on life support for 3 (possibly 4) games before realizing there's a reason that Sega didn't want to fund the 2nd one.

>she is somehow unfappable

Trying telling that to my dick 4 hours and 20 minutes ago

no, you don't get to make that comparison, asshole.

NOTHING is as bad a fucking sequel as fucking DMC2!

Ass, ass, ass and titties.

By the way. Will they release Vanquish on Switch when they releas Vanquish+Bayonetta remake for ps4?

Can someone explain the fake hype surrounding Bayonetta? Dozens of people claim they love this character, yet no one buys the games. Literal news sites shill for her, not to mention Sup Forums yet Bayonetta continues to nose dive time and time again. What gives? Is this gonna be the next Metroid?

They will continu to support as an attempt to sell their system for PC/PS4/xbone core targets when those target resigned to play the game and it sequels on the nintendo hardwares twice now thanks to the poor specs of their machines for this kind of games.

Switch is going full Wii million sellers machines with shovelware and poor ports

>Little Platty: "Aunt Sega, let's make another Bayonetta!"
>Aunt Sega: "Well gee, sugar, it didn't really do that well, do you really think that's a good idea?"
>Little Platty: "Of course, I love making games, who care if it sells well or not!"
>Aunt Sega: "Sweetie, that's not really the point of making ga--"
>Uncle Nintendo: "Don't worry champ, I'll pay for the game if you make it exclusively for my kiddie tablet console!"
>*tosses a Wii U gamepad*
>Little Platy: "Oh boy, thanks Uncle Ninty!"
>Aunt Sega: [sweating intensifies]

>Post yfw when the DMC collection outsells the Bayonetta franchise.

Samus is better as an amazon, though.
But Bayonetta is definitely hot too, I agree.

>Do these guys understand nobody wants to play as a ugly dyke?
I had a gf about a decade ago that had her face and she was well known for being fucking hot, the only thing ugly about bayonetta is her shitty hair style. That old ex became an escort addicted to crack that still cheated on her drug dealing boyfriend though lol.

First of all, opinions on Sup Forums are not representative. This board considers Bloodborne one of the best games ever made, and basically no one outside of this board has played it, just as an example

I also think a lot of the core fans played Bayo2 already. I played it on Wii U and I have no desire to pay $60 again just to play the exact same game at the same resolution, with the same graphical settings, and only a very modest framerate increase that still isn't a stable 60fps. Bayo2 on Switch is purely a port and not even a good one. They should have put more effort into getting the game to run at better settings on the new hardware

I have never heard of this. Was this a thing?

Samus is also better developed in house, as opposed to outsourced. Prep yourselves for Prime 4: Guardians

This is possibly the most retarded anecdotal evidence I've ever read

Let her keep flopping. It'll be all the better when Dante returns.

I don't even know what part you're referring to.

Another day another thread crying about Bayonetta

>when Dante returns
I'm on my way the true Dante

>This board considers Bloodborne one of the best games ever made, and basically no one outside of this board has played it

??? Bloodborne was critically acclaimed all over the Internet. It's not as niche as you make it out to be

>Not liking Bayonetta

Sup Forums 2 0 1 8

If no one is buying the Bayo collection, then what will happen when 3 arrives? How many people bought 2 on Wii U?

>Bayonetta isn't ugly
>My evidence is my alleged girlfriend from over 10 years ago who allegedly looked the same and was allegedly well known for being super attractive
There's like 5 different fallacies at work here

>new IP
>exclusive to a system
>niche Gameplay and genre with no casual pandering.
>Sold 3 millions without GOTY edition.
>N-no one outside of this board has played.

no one in your safespace full of nintendo mangloids that or sure.

Nigger she looked a lot like her in terms of facial structure, before she did crack and just was escorting she was pulling in over 400 dollars a night working only a few hours so I'm pretty sure that face structure is objectively attractive. You don't have to believe my anecdote though, it's not exactly real evidence but good luck getting a hard study proving Bayonetta is ugly.

The point is that even if we accept everything you said as being true, you've given more than an argumentum ad populum fallacy: that because many people are of the opinion she's attractive, that makes it more than just an opinion. This is obviously not true.

>every bayo thread is like this garbage now
amazing board.

Okay then provide objective and factual proof that the character itself is ugly and that furthermore that is why no one wants to play it. If you want to be a bitch about it you're the affirmative I didn't even have to say shit.

except bayo sold more.

>provide objective and factual proof that the character itself is ugly
I'm not OP. I don't even think Bayonetta is ugly. I just think it's hilarious that you come in here with this ridiculous story that's meant to disprove OP when you should realize you can't disprove an opinion.

Just gonna make this short and sweet. Bloodborne is infinitely more popular than Bayonetta. There are constant Bloodborne discussions three years later.

Lol

I've been wondering if it's possible to have Bayo threads without shitposting now a days.

I came here to make an anecdotal statement because I thought the claim was ridiculous. You're just being an extreme autist lol

Who at fault ?
Nintendog bragging and pissing off people about the game been an exclusif for switch.
Now that the game is going to bombed a 2nd time of course people are going to shitpost about it.
We had nice thread when Bayo 1 got steam release but even then Nintendo fanatic came to shitpost every fuckin thread with their "Never ever" crap.