Wow Ubisoft are kinda based arent they?

Wow Ubisoft are kinda based arent they?

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wtf I love ubisoft now

No, can't wait until Vivendi rapes them.

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WTF I want to be raped by Ubisoft now

They aren’t nearly as bad as the other AAA publishers people complain about.

Tell me when they (correctly) claim Hitler was the greatest person to have ever lived and we will see

Hitler may or may not have been an assassin they went kinda crazy with power

*farts*

Can you say that again in english

Actually read instead of skimming.

Not happening anytime soon broski 2017 was a good year for Ubisoft

Its not a coherent English sentence

lol....f-fake, yes?

no it's real

>Hitler may have been a [noun] is not a coherent sentence.

all he did was typo they instead of that. how bad are your language skills that you can't parse that

Ubisoft constantly makes fun of communism in AC its even shown as a bad thing even though the Assassins align themselves with it.

Apparently the whole idea of commiefornian marxists was an idea pushed by the Templars or some shit

The idea is that the historical entries are written by a snarky British guy who inserts these kinds of asides at the end of most of the entries.

>no AC modern day where you play as Shaun snarking it up as he slashes throats
JESUS FUCK UBISOFT I NEED THIS

Modern day sucks ass

>hurr durr liberals love communism

>the team felt it was not necessary to prioritize historical sexism over inclusive gameplay
Inclusive GAMEPLAY? What the fuck about that is gameplay it's drawings on a goddamn vase

No, that is real. Ubisoft has a tendency to do this. They are open about inclusion in video games, but don't see it in historical fact alterations.

Wow. I always imagined ubisoft to praise this faggot.

Wasn't the last we saw of Shaun when he was bleeding out at the end of Syndicate? Given how the Juno plotline is being shoved aside into the comics and how Origins was a soft reboot on the present-day story, I don't think we'll be seeing much of Shaun, which sucks because he was always my favorite part of the present-day stuff.

>inclusive gameplay
Since when does a historical fact, a piece of writing on something practically no normal player would look at, and vaguely skip past affect gameplay in any single way?

He's still alive. assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin's_Creed:_Last_Descendants_-_Tomb_of_the_Khan

Since the C U R R E N T Y E A R.

The additional fact that the statement makes no sense at all in any historical context adds to the confusion
Who did hitler assassinate

Not him but

THE GAME IS FUCKING CALLED ASSASSIN'S CREED. IT'S ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WERE MEMBERS OF AN ORGANIZATION CALLED "ASSASSINS" FOR FUCKS SAKE.

About 6 million jews.

What fucking Asscreed had Hitler in it what are you smoking

Never forget

Hitler may or may not have been an assassin

>the best decisions are not necessarily made by a talented group
I hate this world.

My biggest problem is Jade is clearly front and center because she had great ideas.

You see no one there truly at the forefront.

How sad.

It's obvious satire, dudes.

But he just said it wasn't satire

That's literally the part that is. It's pretty obvious the guy is sarcastic by the end of his post.

>and our support for Ubisoft stands strong in the face of adversity, just as all the women they hired had to be strong in the face of a five minute interview that landed them a job some red blooded beast of a man spent years trying to get.

>rape Greek culture for being "offensive"

I enjoy reading about the AssCreed lore despite never having played a single Ubisoft game in my life and probably never will. I like reading about alternate universes.

yeah that does sound pretty epic. fucking kill yourself retard

Video Entertainment Analysis Group is a well known satirical page

2014 is like like a find waldo game, but it like find a dude.

>manlet soyboy vegan
>greatest person to ever live

damn bruh.... Kingdom Cumskin and whitey BTFO!!

mate u gotta WISE UP thats a got dam JOKE bruh

Never forget that the Cuckmander in Soy Drumpf is going to take away your video games and replace them with bibles.

Christian bibles.

Good, maybe for once video games can become good for everyone outside USA without having jews asking for DLC on day 1.

wtf i hate ubisoft now

>because she had great ideas.
>he still thinks Jade made AC
protip: she was nothing but a producer, the actual creator of AC is the guy with the pepe pose on the left with glasses

I'm gonna try to play through the AssCreed series.
I played the first for about an hour and enjoyed the movement.

What can I expect? I doubt I'll play them all for side quests but can I pirate them all or do I need to be online to understand some story elements?

Even a broken clock is right two times a day

>hurr durr ubisoft marxist liberal shill propoganda conspiracy
>they actually shit all over marx and his posthumous following of pretentious college liberals
Further proof that Sup Forums is a mob of retards who parrot each other's unsubstantiated and skewed bile.

Which 3 settings do you want Sup Forums?

>not picking Invasion of the Americas, Japan, and Russian revolution

>Further proof that Sup Forums is a mob of retards who parrot each other's unsubstantiated and skewed bile.
motherfucker even pol fucking knows this, everyone knows this
every thread about EA or ubisoft or whatever fucking company rubbed the OP the wrong way is the same way
it's shitposting, ironic or not it's still shitposting

It's almost like they pander to multiple audiences.
Now why would a game with mass appeal do that?

Hitler was a templar

Japan, China, Mongolia, just give me Asia already for fuck's sake
Russian Revolution and Vikings sound heckin cool too, also Medieval England

pretty sure he assassinated hitler

There are two primary factions, one of which are named "The Assassins".

user, was insinuating that Hitler may have been a member of that order, not that he participated in a literal assassination.

Pretty sure Hitler would have been a /Templar/ though.

a templar puppet*

>The Dark Ages and the Historical King Arthur

What if King Arthur was a girl?

Lol. This almost makes up for . Almost.

sounds crazy and retarded but hear me out

one off ubisoft+bethesda partnership to make Morag Tong simulator, where you take to the streets of Morrowind and stab the shit out of people and climb giant mushrooms.

Vikings actually sounds cool as fuck. We also need a medieval one since it'd be cool to maybe make heavier, bigger assassin's. It'd work in either of those settings really well, but I actually never thought of Vikings.

Shiiieeet based based

It would be fucking baller for sure.

Knights of the round would be wicked. Totally fits in with Templar shit too. Feudal Japan is a stupidly boring setting. I can't imagine why people want it so badly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reeducation_camp
FUCKING COMMIESHITS
DIE UBISOFT SHITS

Karl was shot anyway in that game. They made him a reformist when the central premise of his ideology is capitalism can't be reformed. Champagne socialists are the biggest faggots.

>F/GO and AC promotional event

oh no

I went ahead and got all of the beer bottles in Syndicate due to Shaun's comments on them.

I think in all there was a single beer in the entire game he rated as decent. Most of them were on the order of "goat piss strained through a sweat sock."

>soft reboot
Gotta love how AC threads attract retards like this.

And in the game world templars control everything. Really makes you think.

>no futuristic game about the us communist revolution

Seems like a pretty apt description to me.

it's exactly what Origins is, nigger

What the FRICK! I love Ubisooft now!

Not Shaun, but Rebecca. Though he's holding her as they're stuck in that old vault so same difference I guess.

>When the patriarchy has a more diverse & multicultural work enviroment than when women are in charge.

Finno-Korean hyper war

>being class cucked
>completely misenterpreting marx and equating him with neoliberalism and identity politics
>thinking workers owning the means of production is a bad thing

someone hasn't read a book

>>thinking workers owning the means of production is a bad thing

Most workers are lazy fucking retards. Look at unionism. Now all of the sudden the government needs to subsidize fucking roads, and they do so poorly.

Isn't that pic fake?

>neoliberal bourge / striver poors
>durr baste
"No."

>couple charts with no source at all
>middle chart implying correlation=causation

What other Bibles?

Lots of different factions with many different important characters makes it stand up there with Rot3K IMO.

Also, playing as a ninja would probably be pretty fun.

Ubisoft got a bunch of their female employees together to celebrate some female workers day or something, people mistakenly believe that it's a pic of an actual dev team when it's actually just women from all sorts of fields inside the company (artists, secretaries, blabla). The pic above is actually a pic of the AC1 team though.

Finally