Texan joins the server

>texan joins the server
>HOWDY YAAAAAAAAL

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>Chinaman joins the server
>??????????

lol stupid texans

>american joins server
>gets shot

but I'm Texan and I don't say howdy

>european joins server
>hear his wife raped in the background by muslims

lol a texan too stupid to say howdy

Yeah what's so great about dumb old Texas?

>korean joins server
>AII SHIIIBALLLLL

>Australian joins the server
>G...AY.....TS.....HOW............ ARN....
>*player timed out*

sure thing dale

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>chink joins server
>can immediately tell even before it talks because its username is just a jumple of random numbers

>australian joins the server
>OI STRUTH LETS PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

>Brit joins the server
>الله أكبر

omg this one's so good its real

>bugman joins the server
>"ugh this place is toxic"

Well I'm Texan and I say howdy all the goddamned time.

Also 361 reporting in, I guess.

>American joins the server
>yo mah nigga, I is mainly Celtic 'n Germanic, ese

>Canadian joins the server
>hurrr durr i'm stupid and live in a shitty country cause i suck dick

How will leaves ever recover

>They've been forced to go onto the next word
Fucking kek

Who's the soyboy?

>floridian joins the server
>sup nigga

>corpus
Hola señor, como estas?

Real Texas here, 325 reporting

210 here

who is "they"?

>The Cuck is immunized against all dangers; One may call him a SJW, Snowflake, Low-T; it runs off him like water on a raincoat. But call him a soyboy and you'll be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he shrinks back: I've been found out.

>German joins the server
ALLAHU AKBAR

uh oh soybug libbycuck detected

Maximum cringe

>Nigra joins the server
>BWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>New Zealand player joins
>Sheep noises in the background

>Sup Forums joins the server
>sounds of a mic rubbing against a prostate

That's because you lack patriotism
You ain't a commy are ya?

Maximum reddit

no way I am not

Nothing's more reddit than being a reddit transplant kid lmao s m h

how are american servers like in overwatch?

>my immediate thought as I read this

>xXloves2dabXx joins the server
>Party rock anthem begins to play

It hurts.

>Jew joins the server
>Hello go- I mean guys!

>Floridian joins server
>...
>Disconnected

>Last online: 576 days ago

nothing is more reddit than someone who uses "cringe" and then accuses others of being from reddit

Hahaha look at this fucking soyboy and his babby rage
QQ, bugman

what's so great about dumb ol texas anyway

I say howdy all the goddamn time. Y'all is part of my lexicon. I rarely voice chat, though, because I talk a lot for work and I have Bogart-Bacall Syndrome so my voice is harsh.

936

>be from the south inna woods, not from texas.
>always howdy or howdy mother fuckers.
>everyone always assumes I'm a faggot from texas.

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wow um... oof ugh
like, ackshully though...
literally... just...
ugh

Thanks to /gsg/

On this day in history, the siege of the Alamo began.

Remember the Alamo. Remember Goliad.

>Sup Forums joins the server
>no sounds

>American joins the game on a school PC
>Gets arrested

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You're a queer steer until proven otherwise pardner.

>325
>in the middle of actual nowhere
281 h-town reporting

Nobody says Howdy.
Y'all has 2 L's in it.

ITT: Soyboys

>czech joins server
>kicked for not having enough blacks in his country

>japanese joins the server
>YOOOOOOOOO

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>calls someone a soyboy
>can't bench 405+ pounds
lmao

BASED

Ayy 281, same here, what a dreary fucking night.

>assmad american detected
whens the next school shooting?

>japanese joins the server
youtube.com/watch?v=wr6H7W9Z_oE

Nigger I'm from Fulton, come here and say that to my drunken face come Oysterfest.

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Whenever, the tree of freedom must be fed with the blood of patriots.

On average, 6 a year get killed in school shootings. More people per year choke on their food. Should we ban food?

512 ATX boys. Cedar Park actually because fuck living in Austin proper.

>Join server
>Say "what's up" to my squad
>"user, are you black?"
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY ALWAYS KNOW? I COULD SAY TWO WORDS ONLY, AND THEY'D FIGURE IT OUT EACH TIME. IS THERE ACTUALLY A WAY OF TELLING JUST BY MY VOICE?

>Join American server
>Entire chat is flooded with unimaginable smug and charisma that only comes from kids taught from birth that they are superior
>Try to say something but only stutters come out
>Say something bro dude fag brohan chum
>Burst into treats

>American joins the server
>Can't even hear him over all the clapping in the background

I kek'd

>gets called a soyboy
>can't bench more than the bar

>IS THERE ACTUALLY A WAY OF TELLING JUST BY MY VOICE?
Honestly yeah, black people sound different than white people. I've maybe been fooled two or three times.

t. grew up in and around Atlanta

I reckon it goes like this:
>Join server
>Say "AYOO MY MANS YEET DAB" to my squad
It may happen unconsciously, really.

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>Dane joins server
>Er der nogen dk? æoå

Ill bench your mother, mate

Prove it.

she ded

ME CHINESE
ME PLAY JOKE
ME UNAPOLOGETICALLY USE AIMBOTS AND HACKS TO RUIN EVERY ONLINE GAMING COMMUNITY I HAVE ACCESS TO

>yuropoor joins server/thread
>immediately talks about americans even though nobody was talking about them

OBSESSED

It's
>"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure,”

That doesn't mean kids need to be killed in classrooms you inbred bootlicker

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> creatura joins the lobby
> isn’t white

SEETHING

Better a thousand kids die in classrooms than a whole society be enthralled. Better a hundred thousand.

>New Yorker joins the server
>I'M WALKIN' HERE!

el maldito...
as an American I am ashamed of my country and feel that anyone who is proud of it is a misguided fool

>join server
>at one point talk on mic
>people recognise your accent and start doing Braveheart impressions

[Clapping intensifies]

You're free to leave.

Hey patrick what am I?

BADA BING
BADA BOOM

>a non-american joins the server
>loud unimportant noises
Every time haha

Fookin ell mae, you arie?

(you're actually not)

>join european server
>nobody talks
>join american server
>"-and that's why we should gas the jews also you're all niggerfaggots"