Arguments on Sup Forums that always remind you of your superiority over others

For me it's
>food analogies
>tits >= ass
>java is a bad programming language
>there have been good games made since 2008
>it's okay to have fun playing an objectively bad game
>kiddie shit consoles are a good gaming platform

>games can be objectively bad
I guess your taste is objectively good then lol

Yes it is.
lol
Dumbass casual.

Retarded anime poster

>did you even play the game?
lmao, no. why would i do that? i'm not a fucking nerd.

Should've titled it "arguments that make me feel incredibly insecure about myself and my tastes".

You couldn't be more wrong.

This but unironically.

>implying i was being ironic

you had me with food analogies, but then it went south real fast

Also if more people don't respond to this thread I'm going to post it again and again until they do.

Java is literally pajeet tier though.

Tits are objectively and demonstrably better than ass

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I want to FUCK satania

java is an outdated and shitty language. It serves no purpose in modern computing.

you and me both user

I inherently know I am better than anyone who plays overwatch.

You spend way too much time on this website if you actively notice these things on a regular basis.

You sound like a real cunt.

>superiority over others
people who want to be superior over sperglords are the only ones i feel superior over

>I'm just going to ignore analogies I don't like
>I'm so superior to others

People who want to be superior over people who want to be superior over sperglords are the ones I feel superior over

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yeah cool but i didn't say i wanted to :^)

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