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Nice, now I can watch pictures of naked babes slowly load.

>speakers blare out horrible ring tone whenever anyone calls the house

Thank fuck for broadband

I don't understand this thread. What are you on about? Some stupid boomer meme?

YOU GOT MAIL

I don't get it

we had christian internet with a filter on it so all the normie porn was filtered out

only the crazy stuff would bypass it
now i can only get off to wild shit
thanks

>limewire
>starcraft brood war download now!
>d/l complete
>click to open
>gay porn

The dial up modem sound.

I'm still waiting for the cops to come knocking about some of the shit I accidently got on limewire

>R@ygold
>it's actually really CP

>mfw my first online porn was from minitel

>spot the 12 years old the post

tfw downloading monster inc cam rip on dial up in 2k1. Fucking dreadful, i would come home from freshman year and it would still be downloading, took like three days maybe longer. Napster was the shit though, still nothing has come close to it.

>accidently
Yeah, accidentally.

VRRRRRRR

>phoneposters the post

>find mountains of it on limewire
>I was 11 so I figured it was just the porn equivalent of kidzbop
>imagined being a porn star at school
>mfw realizing years later it was illegal
>mfw there were literal GBs of it on my grandpa's computer because of me

>Linkin_Park_All_Songs.exe
I wasn't a very bright kid

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM PUT DOWN THE PHOOOOOONE YOU BROKE MY INTERNET CONNECTIOOOOOOON

Trolling AOL chat was the shit
Neopets and JoeCartoon were awesome too

Being charged by the minute for internet access, I believe 2p per minute. Shit was expensive, our parents went crazy every time the bill came

Us old people ammirite xD¿???

Napster I fucking miss it used to have a shot ton of songs

I never bothered with Limewire but I remember an user saying how his sister destroyed the computer because they kept downloading songs that ended with .exe

I get off to pixelated pictures now, at least jap porn looks good to me

>playing quake online
>mom needs the phone
>have to disconnect mid match
>parents just dont understand

>phoneposter
>reddit spacing

>imagined being a porn star at school
>mfw realizing years later it was illegal

wahahahahah

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

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>I figured it was just the porn equivalent of kidzbop

>JoeCartoon
Man I remember that, the ones where you fucked with the hamster were great. I wonder whatever happened to that site anyway

I hated dial up so badly.

Phoneposter ok ya got me

But leddit spacing?

Been doing this since 04

Oof

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>I figured it was just the porn equivalent of kidzbop

youtube.com/watch?v=aV8DEJ8ydJQ

I remember when it was expected for people to pretty much anonymous on the web so they can actually be free to speak their mind.

well memed

Take a seat user.

Holy shit, this image is burned into my memory.

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Almost every site either came from Angelfire or Geocities

>I figured it was just the porn equivalent of kidzbop

>reddit understanding

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>after a solid week you finally managed to download GTA 3 from eMule
>it's not porn and it works flawlessly even without crack

best feel in my entire life

Remember when you were told to never give any information out online to strangers?

Remember how social media came and destroyed that notion? I was on Bebo then Myspace. God, they were both terrible sites. Are they still going?

I think so, yeah. Hell if I remembered how I did my old passwords I could probably still log into my old Myspace because I remember my old AOL email

I hated getting the bill Clinton soundbyte, the second my fellow Americans came up I deleted the file

i thought this was a poorfag thing? isnt Sup Forums filled with richfags?

>For anybody that's never played Ultima VII: the game's developers, Origin Systems, were in the process of being swallowed by EA while they were making the game. They were not happy about this. The plot involves you chasing two seemingly-benevolent-but-actually-evil people named Elizabeth and Abraham (E and A, get it?) And you have to destroy a giant cube, sphere and tetrahedron in order to stop a giant multidimensional villain named The Guardian - who claims to have the best interests of the world at heart - from conquering your world.

I think MySpace is still around I haven't checked it in years

heh
*spins globe*
nothing personnel, kid
*eats a banana*

I still to this day don't give any personal information to any website.
knowingly anyways, who knows how much shit they collect without you knowing

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BTZZZ BPPADABAPPADABAPPADAPD

>he didn't mute the modem speaker

>Bebo
>taking one of your mates off your top 16 was tantamount to treason
>people drawing nothing but dicks on your wall
>could only 'share the luv' 3 times a day
Take me back lad

>i thought this was a poorfag thing?
It was a 'technology still isn't there' thing.
You could have a billion the bank, if the ISP doesn't even know what fiber is, you're going to get a dial up (though with a gold plated modem with diamonds in shape of a big penis on top)

when i was a kid you were told not to post any real information online

the friends i made online when i was a kid, some of whom i still talk to to this day, we didn't learn each other's real names or where we lived for YEARS.

>eMule
>kazaa
Good times

you think I was some kind of hackerman or something?

>ye olde game devs could make multiplayer games run perfectly over the fucking phoneline
>can't make modern games run smoothly over hyper fast space age internet

What went wrong?

Haha joel XDDD

My largest download on dial-up was 12.8GB

This reminds me
>try to browse Sup Forums on phone at work
>it's blocked because it's considered porn
>can browse exhentai and gelbooru and fap in the restrooms no problem

>cheese 'za in general

Kinda like me just with loli instead of CP

>run perfectly
Granpa I think the dementia is setting in.
Go get the pills.

fucking loser

>forgot to disconnect
>~100 yurodollar phone bill
>mum was mad af

kinda like me except i was 35 instead of a kid and i was aware of the laws when i did it

>the porn equivalent of kidzbop

still here?
its time for the rope old man

I played stuff like Q3A, Tiberian Sun and Brood War all day erry day and I had fewer issues with it than I have with most multiplayer games today.

>be 10 years old in 1997
>friend's family just got the Internet
>urge friend to search for boobie pics on AltaVista
>picture of a pretty girl slowly loads, nice face, great tits
>hope the girl isn't wearing any panties
>the image finally fully loads

But I'm only 18, I was a poorfag 3rd worlder

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At 13, I advertised myself in a seedy chat room so I could get nudes. Ended up chatting with 30+ year olds, exchanging nudes, even had phone sex with a couple of them, but I didn’t hide it very well and my parents found out. Dad wiped my computer and took me down to the police station and forced me to read dirty shit I had said to a police officer in one of those interrogation rooms for 2+ hours. Very traumatic and my relationship with my dad since then has been nonexistent. I still feel like a worthless peice of shit because of that and that’s why I mask my life with video games

Enjoy your ban you sick fuck

There will be some PROMOTIONS soon if you don't stop.
Since you probably use company wi-fi and they run through some filtering / logging / proxy (blocking Sup Forums and shit)
they also see your device going to *boorus and sad panda.
Assuming someone actually gives half a fuck they'll review the logs and add to the blacklist.
If you got some loli links from panda they may even ask you to take a seat over there depending on your location.
Good luck.

>implying I don't just use a VPN anyways to hide that shit
>implying they'll ever figure out it's me when there's a billion other people with smartphones in this shitty store

Why would I when I can bitch and moan and ask you kids to get of my lawn.

>I figured it was just the porn equivalent of kidzbop

Tell me user, were you a AOL pleb or a MSN Messenger patrician?

Both.

aim, literally everyone I knew used aim.

Does shit like limewire still exist and is it still like it was in the early 2000s?

MSN. I only knew like 2 people who used AOL

>noice I got me dial up
>find me some "download now free movie the matrix movie.mov"
>3 kbps
>this will take a while now
>after 4 days of downloading
>noice
>open it
>starts with really cheap effects
>it's a guy that made the movie with a VHS recorder
>he re-enacts the entire matrix movie on lego figurines

Old Internet was truly mysterious.

shit nigga, any of you guys had such a poorfag beginning as me?
>live in countryside
>first experience of a console was atari 2600 at my caretaker
>then dad got himself IBM laptop and I played cards on it when he let me
>I didn't even know internet existed in 1998
>thought that the fuelstation arcades were the best there can be
>three years later
>have a desktop computer on
>buy a gaming magazine with a demo disk of medal of honor allied assault on it
>"dad what's a multiplayer"
>dad hooks up a phone connection for me and for the first time in my entire life I experience a multiplayer match
>that french map with the church
>have a ping so severe that everything I do is delayed by ten seconds
>this all goes unnoticed as I am completely and utterly mindblown that I am actually playing against other players and not A.I enemies
>next first actual multiplayer match with proper internet connection is in 2005 in the game called "Soldat"
What a ride it has been.
These days I play Squad, Red Orchestra 2, CoH 1+2, Hearts of Iron series and world of goyships

I lold

No, P2P is dead, and like 250 other people have your same IP since we're still on an overcrowded IPv4

>tfw coming home after school putting a hot pocket in the microwave logging into WON to play cs 1.5 while listening to Linking Park unironically

I used Trillian.

>implying I don't just use a VPN anyways to hide that shit
If you VPN outside why would the Sup Forums be blocked?
>implying they'll ever figure out it's me when there's a billion other people with smartphones in this shitty store
Either your IT is incompetent or your Corporate Overlords didn't get their Nazi sensitivity training yet.
Anyway, if you didn't pull 'VPN' out of your ass to look smart, stay with it and don't let them get any logs that would make you look like a cheese pizza connoisseur.
Seriously a way to fuck up your life even if you don't get v& in the end.

>Soldat

Jesus christ take me back

>I'm 12 the post

Uhhh