>qt grill sits next to you in the bus
>she takes her phone out and you hear the following:
>*bing* *bing*
>*WAHOO!*
what do?
Qt grill sits next to you in the bus
post more cute asian girls
Glare at her until she turns the sound off
Genuflect
Nothing
>what a sperg
>she isn't even cute
>wait why the fuck am I on the bus
show her my pokemon cards if you know what i mean
Realise that never actually happens to me.
Let her play her game in peace while I play mine.
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very cute, go on
Continue to sit there in silence, but now consciously try to keep my elbows to myself and end up uncomfortable.
I gently ask the guy in behind to mute his Nintendo Switch
Why is she wearing a dogcollar? What if someone tries to eat her?
seasian are the most disgusting of all asians
>take out phone
>browse /gif/
>loud shemale noise
>everyone in the bus starts looking at me
>shrug and lower volume
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Nothing better than Asian female wrestlers. Unless they're named Yoshiko, fuck Yoshiko.
man spotting underage is so easy nowadays
It might be a BDSM thing,
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Not very cute, jaws too wide.
Pick up my rolls of fat, approach her, and then laugh as loud as I can at her for being a womanchild and not playing mature games for mature gamers such as myself.
>cute asian girls
that is an oxymoron
>think about something nice to say to her
>end up hesitating halfway through and come off as a creep
You have to be a degenerate gay to think that.
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Tell her to turn the volume down.
wtf is a 'shemale noise'
Imagine you get on the bus and decide to play some, would you actually want someone to talk to you?
Please have a dick
All Asian girls are makeup or plastic surgery, they're naturally ugly.
DEGENERATE GAYS NEED TO FUCKING DIE
Report her to Nintendo for stealing
Took me a sec to get this, Then I realised it was becuase he has cancer
Poor guy.
It's not gay if it's cute
This. Every single one, without exception.
lol
That just makes you gay and a little bitch
The Asians love to mutilate themselves to "look good".
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>cute
Just a little more and my fetish for girls with hooves will finally be sated
goddamn horsefuckers
Can you?
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Gay much?
I like you too carls jr girl
Fat
I think red top is Kaho Shibuya, grey is Hitomi and white/black is Anri.
Especially Japanese women.
I would not know because only subhumans ride a bus
that's funny coming from an american
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>loudly exclaim ''WOW WHAT A FUCKING SOYBOY''
>proceed to take her soytch away and throw it out the window
>beat her up
I see you are a man of culture aswell
Why do asians have such soulless eyes?
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"Hey, are you playing Mario?"
i'm convinced that hitomi is not so much busu, just really bad at doing her own makeup.
You mean pretty eyes
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
kek
>he knows the name of several japanese pornstars
Ask your mother. Whatever comes out of her mouth next is a shemale noise.
I know the name of several dozens of western pornstars
How is a black void pretty?
>He knows the names of several male Japanese pornstars
>I'm not the father of Anri's twins
It hurts.
God i can't wait to go to Japan in 4 weeks. Anybody know how to get a hooker over there?
Every Japanese male pornstar is Goro
personally I find asian smush noses visually offensive, but for the sake of argument.
>what level are you on?
Pretend to know the different levels of mario run because I aint paying for that garbage.
Can you post pics of cute asians without plastic surgery?
>He doesn't watch jav
Tokyo adult guide
nothing
mind your fucking business faggot
I would love jav if the girls actually sounded like they're enjoying it instead of sounding like they're crying
>Not knowing the names of the women that make your penis into diamonds
It's not hard to remember names, user.
Aoi Ichigo will always be my #1
ありがとうございます。
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many girls sound western, if that's what you're interested in.
>HEY PRINCESS YOU MAKE-A MY HEART BADABING BADABUM BADABA
The appeal is women are not meant to enjoy sex or something so they're resisting while getting wet and learning to love it.
mah nigga
>Asians
>Cute
Pick one and only one
El goblino...
The holy trifecta. Kaho is obviously 1, hmmm Anri and Hitomi then?
ANY LMAO
No she's always had weird droopy eyes. Looks like she's had surgery in recent years, they don't look as bad.
Kys
>PULL MY SEGA GAMEGEAR WITH 10 AAA BATTERIES LOADED OUT AND THROW IT AT HER HEAD SCREAMING SONIC IS BETTER
>kill your self
How does that work?
>WAAAAAAAAAH MINORITIES ARE MARRYING WHITE WOMEN
>WHY WON'T WHITE WOMEN PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>*jerks off to asian thots*
More white girls for me then, enjoy boring asian girl.
t. Chang
You first. Yellow fever is a disease.
>Ai Uehara has been retired for 2 years now
At this point i just have to accept that it won't stop hurting,right?
Pleb
anri has twins? are they male?
god damn, just imagine when they grow up
anri has done plentfy of shota porn, she'll be sucking those boys
life is unfair
Nobody's talking about Chinese filth when referring to Asian women.
It's better this way. She'll stay exciting by leaving us wanting more.
>TFW Yui Hatano still consistently releases 10+ JAVs per month
t. White roastie