Mom walks in

>Mom walks in

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*brrraaaaappp*

"pffffft, weiiiiiird!"

mom: *slaps the screen so hard it cracks* AWWWUUUGAH!

>”is that what you like user?”
>she starts where more revealing cloths around the house

>mom doesn't cared because your culture is healthy about sexuality
Why are Hispanics so based?

*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

>Degeneracy
>healthy
El Monstro de la Sierra

>shrugs
>at least he's not gay
>leaves

>Catholics
>healthy about sexuality

>im glad you're not gay son

This. My mom would probably feel relief

>"is there any good SFM porn of her, dear?"

My mum is so based.

>mi hijo
>porque esta tu mirar monas chinas
>porque no mujer real?

>Hey honey what are you pl...

Are you 12?

>"I used to have a body like that before i got pregnant with you"

>you'r dad used to look at me like that

No but i'm a 23 year old KHV

This is a 12 and under board, oldfag

Because Hispanics are degenerates who breed like rabbits and then the women get fat as fuck

Dick her the give

Well off to fap

>caught watching 3d pornography
>CONSUELA, TRAE EL EXORCISTA

>Mujer real no dar bola
>Mona china no puede decir no

my mom watched me play most of Nier, she loved the robot village.

>the year is 2040
>be a teenager playing a retro game called Near Automatic or something
>my autistic dad comes in
>"Are ya winning so-"
>look back at him, start to say hi, but stop when I see a creepy smile on his face
>Dad shouts "BRAAAAAP"
>"Dad, what are you doing?"
>"BROOOOOOONK"
>"Dad please stop"
>"PfffROOOOORP"
I hate my dad

>mom sees it
>"nice"
>leaves

>"she's got a nice dress, user. Just dont stay late playing"

for real happened

tu maricon jajaja

Sweet, hnng. Love her!

>Just dont stay late playing"
You know she actually meant 'fapping' don't you?

>living with your parents

...

>2040
>just got my retro nintendo switch from cex
>playing in my room
>dad comes in
>"are you winning so-"
>starts playing a really loud vacuum cleaner sound effect and some lame 10's mp3 on his unipersonal speaker system while he yells "WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"
>his holo-persona turns him into a yellow man with a macabre grin
you'd imagine they'd have cured autism by now but no

I don't think she would care, I have 4 brothers and she is used to this stuff.

I think it might bother my dad.

she's honest and pure, dont you talk about my mother that way.


i am still fapping late at night to 2B tho

I'm Asian and I'm used to it lol.

You know the restraining order I have on you, mom.
I'm calling the police now.

>falling for the house/apartment rent/debt meme in your 20s

>i am still fapping late at night to 2B tho
my brethren of african descent

>implying anyone here is smart or socially healthy enough to have children

My parents are pretty chill they wouldn't care at all

I-its just so I can save money! I'm going to move out soon, I promise.

>donate sperm
>get more children than chad ever could

Don't fucking get me started on when he had to "take a shitch"
>not being able to afford a sex bot with a functioning reproductive system
At least my dad shares

did you show her you could blow the dress off?

As long as you're not a NEET who is obviously abusing the situation then it's fine.

Perfectly normal up to like 26

Do you take me as some sort of degenerate pervert?!
I showed her Kaine's outfit

her leotard underwear is pretty nice as well

>paedophilia
>healthy

youtube.com/watch?v=XvvGYEjloOg

>degenerate
>literally follow Genesis 9:7
Also
>he doesn't breed with his wife
I know by whitoid standards having 2 (the least ammount for a healthy society) kids is too much but you sound gay as fuck.

>Genesis 9:7
americans think multiply yourself means multiplying your weight

jokes on you I plan on having 3 kids no matter what my economic situation is

underrated

>tfw 26 year old NEET

>living with parents

>"user, why don't you stop playing and come downstairs to watch a movie with me for a change?"

>Not just locking your door

Ah! No! I promise I don't like girls' asses mommy! I'm a dick guy all day!!

>Dad walks in

>taking your family into the hay barn for a quick shag is not degenerate

fuck off mom you always doze off during every movie

>mfw 32 virgin NEET how leech his parents shamelessly

You seriously need to fuck off

>so you aren't gay user
Actually happened

U alright bro, I know a 42 year old NEET that lives with his 70 something mother. also he has a gf, somehow

I would move out if I could afford it. College is fucking expensive.

>"She's pretty, user, is she your girlfriend?"

>No, mom, you're my girlfriend!

Then come here and suck my (feminine) dick, son

How do I convince my mom to wear this?

...

I sleep most of the time, when not shitposting or playing vydea, have been thinking on killing my self since last year but can't do it because I am such a pussy.

are you having a stroke user?

>2060
>father in nursing home
>Alzheimer's
>can only recognize if I start whirring and dabbing
>father musters a weak "oh no, not again" and can for a brief second remember the life his disease is slowly erasing from his memory

My mom is sexy, and I get to molest her when she takes too many sleeping pills

Stop.

christ

Reminds me of a doujin I read on /d/

why do noses look like dicks?

at least it's something besides those candydolls, user

My mom said
"I'd rather you look at this then be with those filthy whores"
I got caught slipping with a thot, that's why.

You played too many incest weg games, user. pics of mom ass?

Fuck off nigger

I'm Viet you dumb virgin

Completely normal in many cultures for the same family to live in the same house for generations.

Western industrialization and population explosion made it economically viable for offspring to move out and get their own house, but that only lasted for a time, and it's becoming less and less common. The recession and job market mean more people are moving out and into apartments, or rooming with others too poor to buy their own house

As long as you're making positive strides in your life (working on your education, career, social network, etc), helping out your parents, and not just sitting on your ass playing video games all day, I don't think there's anything wrong with it

fuck off gook

>Viets
>Gook
Absolutely 56%

>the year is 2080
>go to a nursing home
>meet my grandpa
>he's playing on this ancient device, a 3ds.
>"hey, gramps, why dont you go on VR anymore? I miss talking to you online."
>"I prefer it if we talk this way, son. This way I can see you for who you are, and I can remember it, because it's all real."
>"what do you mean? VR is real too."
>"it might be, but it doesn't compare to the real world. Here, I can smell fresh roast with a hint of smoke.I can hear the radiator humming, and the old ladies complaining. I can see the wear and tear on the walls, a sign of true age. Vr can't replicate Imperfection, Johnny. I've grown tired of it. I would like to spend the rest of my days in real time."
>" I dont fully understand it, gramps, but if it makes you happy, its ok. I'll try to visit you more often, if thats the case."
> "Thank you, Johnny, thank you."
>the grandfather puts down his 3ds and hugs his grandson.

>2090
>it's now finally possible to transfer your consciousness to the neonet
>dad is one of the first persons to be jacked in since he donated to the initial kickstarter
>they've managed to restore his memories filling the blanks with snapshots of the old internet
>global jack in day
>dad assimilated the consciousnesses of the other jackees and seized control over the neonet
>every picture file is turned into a goldface
>every digital sound file into WHIIIIIIR
>every song file into party rock anthem
>every video file into goldface anal vore
>every boston dynamic robot is dabbing
Listen, and understand. My dad is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are WHIIIIIIIIIIIRR.

>tfw I know this feel

>*Proceeds to play route B while starring at 9S' shota ass.*

You forgot the last line:
>No one knew what Old Man Johnson's last thoughts were, as he drifted away after a cerebral hemorrhage, alone in a retirement home

Or alternatively

>Faggot walks in to his gramps house in 2090 or something idfk the date
>"HEY FUCKER GET BACK IN VR"
>grandfather is seen visibly dabbing
>"FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT I DONT WANNA"
>Son is holding back his rage
>"PUT THE FUCKING HEADSET ON YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
>grandfather starts spinning around the room on his chair while dabbing
>"NO NIGGER NONE OF IT IS REAL"
>Son starts barfing blood and whipping his hair back and forth
>"YES IT IS YOU OLD FART JUST LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH"
>Grandfather starts sobbing but he's so old he cries dust
>"THESE MEMES ARE OLD STOP USING THEM YOU CUNT"
>Son starts chugging Soylent by the jug to calm down
>"WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"
>He jumps on his grandfathers head, showing his gamer pose before forcibly taping his Oculus 70.0 on his face
>grandfather takes out his dakimaru and starts beating his grandson to a bloody pulp
>"MEGAMAN, JACK IN"
>The grandfather starts choking his son with the Blue, not the Red, Cables from the Oculus

>The son stops screaming.
>The grandfather sits down, pleased about his actions.
>he begins to masturbate to 60 year old doujins.

>He came.

Well, that just wasn't very funny, was it?

But you sat through it all.

poverty and 86 point median iq

good post

this is some 2013 tumblr type bullshit

Not that user but can I have some 2013 tumblr style bullshit for comparison