Positives

>positives
>you can turn it off

>Sweden

The swedes dont fucking play around when it comes to shitty video games

Oh im sure that review isnt biased at all.

>svenskefitter

Maybe it's a shitty game.

They're not wrong.

Here's translation:

+ You can turn it off.

- Stale close-combat fights
- Comically stupid enemies
- Repetitive survival-moments
- Not much more fun in co-op
- Depressing

What website is the review from?

>There is no true coop. Enjoy tower defense
>There are exploits in pvp that were not addressed on release.
>The singleplayer is a trap to keep you from refunding the game in time.
>There are two endings and they are both bad.
>Plays like a terrible clone of Monster Hunter.
>Players stopped when their characters maxed
Replayability: Nonexistent.

looks like fz.se to me

>Comically stupid enemies
>Depressing
what kind of stupid fucking review is that

>unironically being swedish
Aren't you busy being raped by them refugees

Because the AI is shit and doesn't react to anything is what makes them stupid.
Depressing could mean anything though. Probably referring to it being a Metal Gear game but you get none of the quality or basically any Metal Gear for your money.

obsessed

WE WELCOME RAPEFUGEES

a swedish one

>Kojima fanboys
This is just embarrassing.

obsessed
and a tripfag
lol

Amerifat here but if I had to guess that's one of those bullet point summaries they put at the end of the review so it's not going to be in depth.

Not as obsessed as you are with muslims.

Sadly htey dont give a fuck about much else it seems.

Is this that hohol kroni?

If Sup Forums looked at Survive like it does at any other game it would be a dumper piece of shit with every little niggle being blown up here. Especially so if it had Kojima's name to it.

By all means it's not a 1/10 game, it has some cool things and pretty normal gameplay, but it's a boring, slow, bland just very very plain game.
That's without any fucking Sup Forums dick sucking or kojima hating bias.

Sup Forums is legitimately the worst place to try to discuss opinions on games. You'll love/hate shit for the sake of it.

>Because the AI is shit and doesn't react to anything is what makes them stupid.
So just like Metal Grind 5 then.
What's the fucking problem?
btw. the AI here at least makes sense, because THEY ARE FUCKING MEANT TO BE ZOMBIES, you fucking brainlet.

Nice

>survival game has survival things

wtf I hate survival now

Literal autist.

>because THEY ARE FUCKING MEANT TO BE ZOMBIES
And zombies are FUCKING BORING.
That's why everyone stopped making zombie games 6 or 7 years ago.
At least Dying Light had the parkour and interesting weapons angles, the actual zombies were boring and shitty outside of nighttime.

But a 1/10 shit though? I have played some truly shit game, so I would really need a whole lot of good reasons to put Survive on the same tier of shittiness as them.

He got life in prison, Isn't that enough?

Coop is really fun with friends, but why are the zombies all level 20 on easy? Its doable and definitely possible to get an S rank with underleveled characters but jeez

Unfair review, it deffo deserves atleast a 2/10

they should have cut his head off the moment that picture wa taken or better yet NOT ACCEPT NON WHITES!

>t. 56%

>And zombies are FUCKING BORING
Stopped reading right here.
You are a fucking brainlet and really retarded.
Metal Grind 5 was fucking boring, braindead and rushed and also overpriced.
This here is actually awesome.

>buying a survival zombie game
>cry about survival elements and zombies
wtf are those people blinded by their hatred?

>>muh it's not Kojima
>>muh it's the bad bad bad Konami
>>no Kojima cock to suck
it actually makes sense what these cocksuckers are doing.

A one is reserved for shit that's basically nonfunctional or those steam asset flip games