This girl was cast to play Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider movie. What does Sup Forums think of her?

This girl was cast to play Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider movie. What does Sup Forums think of her?

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She's cute but the physique absolutely fails the casting.

Lara Croft (male)

>it’s a “Lara Croft is nothing but a pair of tits and the movie won’t do it justice because the actress isn’t physically similar” thread

>implying there's a problem with any of that
kys

Angeline joly is the only lara croft.

this movie will flop.

>i watch tomb raider movies for the story
kys my dude

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go watch a porn fucking dicklets virgin retards

If anything, lara croft is a tomb fucking raider, not a pair of tits.

How much soylent did you have today soyim?

t. kissless

>video game movie

What if she's a cute trap. I can imagine her being a twink with a huge dick. She should try wearing a maid outfit.

There is already a thread about her.

But why? She doesn't look anything like Lara

Jesus christ. I'm a 32 year old guy and she has the same body as me. What the actual fuck?!

Why is Hollywood so obsessed with wide, defined cores with nothing to match?
Looks like she never squatted anything, only did a shit-ton of core exercises.

Bend over.

I don't care, it's a vidya movie so whatever

She looks fantastic for the role. Who cares how big her tits are? I care much more about how good of a TOMB RAIDER she is. You know, because she's supposed to be a TOMB RAIDER

>girl

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Tomb Raider sucks anyway. Even the old games were really boring.

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This movie is gonna bomb right?

Angelina Jolie had sex appeal, this chick is a fucking washboard.

>defining trait of character is their sex appeal
>cast a manbody

Hey let's make a movie about John Cena and cast a pencil necked sissy

Acting>look
She's an award winning actress. Hopefully this trend of casting actual actors and actresses instead of eyecandy will bring some prestige to the genre.

WHAT?

stop pretending you were even alive to play the old games

vile sexist casting, it's supposed to be a movie about a strong independent woman, but they cast the lead role with a 12 year old boy

you're delusional if you believe the old games were anything but boring as fuck. The traps were awful, the "puzzles" were so esoteric and unfair that no one could figure them out, and the "combat" was lackluster at best.

take off your rose covered glasses grandpa

I think they should stop trying to make Tomb Raider movies.
No one played Tomb Raider for the story, and technology has moved on sufficiently that polygonal tits are no longer titillating.
Everything in Tomb Raider existed in order to facilitate the player being able to back-flip around as (what was considered at the time to be) a hot girl with big guns.

Basing a movie on any of these things is a terrible idea.
Does anyone actually want a Tomb Raider movie? Would anyone actually go and see a Tomb Raider movie if they actually got a hot girl to play Lara? Like Angelina Jo-
Oh...

Back-flipping around shooting tigers with desert eagles was fun and novel for the time.
Tomb Raider was successful for a reason.
Keyword being WAS.

Stop being a contrarian faggot.

>movie of a videogame based off a movie
ebin

you guys are all idiots, they obviously chose someone with no chest so they'll have an easier time adding huge digital dodongos

Tomb Raider was successful for the time because young boys wanted to see a big breasted, scantily clad polygon woman jump around stupidly, and they were fooled by the boxart. Don't delude yourself that it was some hugely successful franchise from a gameplay perspective

Breaking news

She's also taking Tifa's role in the upcoming Final Fantasy VII movie.

>12 year old boy mode

you almost gave me an aneurysm user

you shouldn't make fun of breast cancer survivors

We had games with way more fun gameplay back then, such as Crash and Spyro. The old TR games were very much like modern cinematic experiences, only a bit harder mechanically.

>The old TR games were very much like modern cinematic experiences
confirmed to have never played an old TR game. That's about the dumbest statement I've ever heard

Laura Croft wouldn't be getting a movie at all if she was flat from the start. We probably would be saying "Lara who?"

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Ya she got the boy body real bad. If her torso was any wider i'd think it was that Kylo-Ren picture.

I've played TRs 1-3. The platforming sucks compared to other games from the same time period. The gameplay is exactly like in the nu-Tomb Raider games, just without quick time events and hand-holding.

>girl
>her
That's a man, baby.

I like both.

We already got SJWs shrinking her breasts because attractive woman are problematic, and the soyboys on Sup Forums fell for it, now they deserve the logical conclusion.

no one is saying that small chest's aren't the best, the problem is casting a character known for their mammaries with someone without mammaries

I'm not saying it was a fucking masterpiece.
It was a fun little novelty.
I'd give it a 6 or a 7/10, at the time. Not bad, but not shit.
You faggots really need to lighten up.

That's old Lara
This is Nu-Lara, the girl designed after the Hunger Games protagonist

I'm just saying that I enjoy big and small boobs alike, the femenine figure is delicious, and yeah that girl is a boy with slight gynecomastia.

you're a man of exquisite taste, i quoted the wrong person

the hunger games was the first film i've ever walked out of. after an hour of fucking nothing it comes down to the only two people that have any character development, and guess what you both win! fuck this fuck everything

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guy on the right reconsidering his life choices

not an argument. fuck off shill

[boycotting intensifies]

>boycotting
>not girlcotting

Anyway, let Hollywood do whatever the fuck they want.

Her thighs are still plenty plump with a very visible thigh gap if she closed her legs.

Blacking those out will better push the boy body narrative

>Anyway, let Hollywood do whatever the fuck they want.

Nah fuck you.

She looks so tired, what the fuck.

The only thing Hollywood deserves is total atomic annihilation.

ive seen fridges with more curves than this mixed race mongoloid.

In canada we like to use the saying peoplecotting

You are fighting against an unstoppable force, if you really want to make them do what YOU want, shape the sheeple, inject your tastes into them so they start asking for shit you like.

Are those weights fake? She doesn't look like she can curl what looks like 40 pounds?

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no we don't

She's tired of people insulting her.

>Scandinavians
>White

I never knew snowniggers was a literal term

Will we ever get a proper Tomb Raider game again?

and he should also be black, because why not

That's a real mans' man right there.

There are so many good actresses they could've picked and worst case they would've had to spend some time bulking up a bit. Why'd they pick a teen boy.

maybe they're just really large, size isn't the same as weight

I think its over.
Whenever SJW get anything in their hands, there is no redemption.

honestly? no

>love flat chests
>imagining Lara with them feels wrong
Is anyone else with me on this one?

probably not but if you watch the vid (don't have it here) she uses core, shoulders, and swing motion to lift it, which is easy and unhealthy.

WHERES DAT ASSSSS THOUGH????

Good they never heard of Rynn. She wasn't ruined and we will never forget old good days when female protagonist wasn't statement of failure.

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she's a pair of tits.

>literally who
...congrats, I guess?

Original game had girl with boobs and she was wearing shorts, so obviously we hate when they SJWing our heroine into oblivion. This is worse than rape.

it's uncharted not tomb raider

It was excellent Lara Croft clone in fantasy setting.
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what are these grade school averages?

fucking americans. 5 is average with anything above or below that being modifiers.

So why not cast a fat black man as Lara Croft if her appearance doesn't matter?

>wanting a lara with the chest of a 12 year old boy

kys faggot

>girl

that's a boy

I have bigger pecs than she has tits.

>lara croft
>a character who's initial buzz was about her impressive bust
>they cast a titlet
though, as someone in another similar thread said, the main audience these days for movies are women, and women get jealous easily at women bustier than they are. what better way to not piss off their 'main' viewerbase by casting a 12 year old boy?

Make way for the real Lara.

lol

I second that.

There was also quite good Heavy Metall FAKK 2
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>dat feel when lived in best era

What a fucking joke, this testosterone abomination is gonna ruin Lara.

I wonder if her armpits unshaven?

She probably shits from the mouth too.