Will there ever be a female game character better than samus?

will there ever be a female game character better than samus?
even with physical beauty aside she's still the best with the best games

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STPeach vs Momokun

>Other M
>still the best with the best games

Nope.

>Aryan Goddess vs. Fat Kike

Hmmm...

STPeach dyes her hair dude. It's naturally dingy brown.

They're both property of Asian men. So don't factor your genes in this, as if it matters. You'll never procreate anyway.

Thine antiquated thot doth naught delight mine sight!

why'd you post this 12 year old anime boy, user?

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That hand looks so stiff and out of place, reminds me of The Hand Thing guy.

Butt too big, skin too pale.

no

Report and hide waifu threads. There's like 6 porn boards for this shit.

I like to imagine Samus as having a malicious side: she enjoys killing thing.

in my day we called these people fatasses and laughed at them. Good job on the culture shift african amerimutts.

Why is Enji's Samus cosplay so shit?

How accurate is this image? I have literally never played a Samus game before.

Literally?
Like, literally?

BUTT TOO BIG, SKIN TOO PALE, DICK REAL BIG, EVERYTHING REAL BIG. LIKE THAT BUY THAT TWENTYFO'S RIDE THAT.

>BUTT TOO BIG
How's the potato famine Paddy?

>will there ever be a female game character better than samus?
You mean since cosplay sluts and whore use her as an automated easy profit maker for desperate people such as OP. I would select Miranda ME2 more.

or maybe because she's in great classic games

what game

Must have sucked living in the gay era.

hottest vidya character and hottest cosplayer

CHINKED

>or maybe because she's in great classic games
Ask a cosplay slut dressed as samus if she played the classics tho.

You motherfucker had to remind me of that abomination again!!!!

In terms of game library her only rival is Laura Croft.

Most female heroe's simply do not have long running series (moe crap jrpgs excluded). I don't think it's a coincidense but the two girls that do Samus and Laura have a strong masculine streak. This prevents alienation from male players. Samus is basically a giant hulking robot with a cool arm canon. Laura is Indiana Jones with more guns.

I love Reisen!

>inb4 somebody posts the webm of her getting gangbanged by white guys while her asian bf films.

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post it PLEASE

>The hand thing guy

what

>Didn't post the webm
Dam it user you had one job.

peach has such an obviously fake ass and if you can't see it then you're a blind brainlet

seriously, you don't want to know

Someone

>momokun
Get those gross scarred up reduced breasts out of here.

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>white guys in the gangbang

i'm doubting this is real, i think its a bleedout from Sup Forumss obsessive cuckolding fantasies

Son I've been here since 2004, you cant shock me. Let's see it.

>white guys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CinCinBear is my waifu and is objectively better than STPeach.

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>Aryan Goddess
A racemixing whore can't be classified as Aryan.

>wow it has her name in the title it must be real

Gods, I wish I were a woman.

>naught

I don't think that's how genetics works.

You want to be something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. Fine go ahead.

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I'M RICH BITCH
I'M A REAL BIG TIMER

Nice, you're in on the reddit project

aryans seem to be prone to racemixing for some reason, especially with individuals of high melanin

Lovin' that pubis mons.

this is the girl LTG made a video about calling her orbiters pathetic right?

she has a condition that is causing her a lot of pain, it's not fake.

>YOUR RACES OWNS YOU ITT
You guys aren’t triggered by race mixing right?

Dolph has been with the same white woman for almost a decade user.

Zero Fruit Samus

I always thought she looked like a goblin

I want to race mix with a brown girl, preferably arabic or latina

should i cosplay samus?

>Asians on reddit crowdfunded a prostitute to produce amwf to piss off Sup Forums

Time stamp of dick you transgender

Daddy says yes.

that's a butterface

I just want you to know I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from.

>here since 2004
>not knowing the hand thing

sure, kiddo

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I want to impregnate

>namefaggot from reddit
>daddy
pick one

Can't tell your proportions properly.

i'd love to ravage your boipussy

Is this supposed to be disturbing?

Shut up

I never been on reddit u faggit.

>Before 2010
>See video of top vidya women
>Samus Number 1
>"Plus, she's never been in anything other than a AAA game!"
>Reee internally
I've been hating Metroid games before it was cool.

She was hot/thick in that picture but now is a fucking cow

would've fucked momokun then
now she has become an obese cow

are the ones on the far right abbos?

The only Russian to make Doping cool.

Momokun was always a joke. She got a breast reduction at 16 which means she should have never gotten attention to begin with but hey, nobody knew it until she leaked her own nudes and admitted it for sympathy points.

That isn't you user stop dick baiting us.

since when are women immortal

this is an 18+ website

>random white girl
It must be her guys !

Is there a full version?

C'mon man. That's some random white girl. This shit shows how insecure you fucks really are.

If you're willing to go blonde.

Yeah, I'm going to kill myself today

I decided to kill myself once I'd find a thread on Sup Forums with the right posts, pics and wordings. Dunno why I tought it would never happen but this thread fucking did it. Should've been more specific.

Welp see you in hell guys and may your mum die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post, no immunities. If you reply with a 0 I kill myself for real and post porn webms

It is, but you did imply that women are immortal

dont do it user

Don't actually kill yourself.

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Don't actually kill yourself.

this is why i sympathize with women and understand why they are all crazy. if i bled out of my dick every month and felt like shit as a result i would go nuts too

Are you fucking dumb? I'm talking about that one post

>underage
>retarded
checks out